Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Mackem ITKs are getting themselves a spurs-like reputation Deffo out lads, was Andy Carroll himself who told me mate after West Ham game. Even mentioned Fulham away as comeback game if all goes to plan. Nearly splurted in me f***ing pants Lads, i heard that Catts is out, nearly shit mesel with excitement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 At least they all know the craic with Shola like, he's the one they need to be crocked not Andy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 At least they all know the craic with Shola like, he's the one they need to be crocked not Andy Aye Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 There was hell on when Enrique tweeted that he was out injured. I'm sure Pardew said "Now lads, don't post about injuries or team selection online, but it's fine to tell all and sundry verbally!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=555546 Fooking scared shitless. Poor fuckers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukeT Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=555546 Fooking scared shitless. Poor fuckers. But I thought he was just a "Jawdie Kevin Kyle".... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Newcastle-s-Andy-Carroll-injured-in-six-hour-30-Jagerbomb-bender-Exclusive-article666569.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Deserves a fine IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 As well as FOUR Jagerbombs, 6ft 4in Carroll downed TWO pints of Fosters TWO pints of beer?! Fucking animal, release him from his contract immediately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Such a misleading title ffs "Carroll, 22, had just ordered 30 “Jagerbombs” – a potent mix of spirit Jagermeister and Red Bull energy drink – for himself and 15 pals." Beggars belief. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Deserves a fine IMO. If true but I doubt it. 30 jagerbombs for 16 people? My and me auntie joy had that between us last Time we were out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 So 2 jagerbombs and 2 pints of fosters? Edit: And 6 peroni Lightweight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Like a meerkat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 And it's great news for us if he got his injury like this as it means it's a simple Impact injury, so fuk you shit stirring cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Like a meerkat" That's class. "I score goals with my head, simples" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, “like a meerkat”. He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain. But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool. Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury. Everything about that is hilarious tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. This atricle is comedy gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Ah pet man , me legs killing is , ride i... i mean massage is" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Mackem ITKs are getting themselves a spurs-like reputation Deffo out lads, was Andy Carroll himself who told me mate after West Ham game. Even mentioned Fulham away as comeback game if all goes to plan. Nearly splurted in me f***ing pants Lads, i heard that Catts is out, nearly shit mesel with excitement. haha must be true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 The "Like a Meerkat" bit is the first bit that made me actually laugh out loud. Then the rest is just Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Fucking genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wearside Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Is that story really going to go to print? A complete non-story if I ever seen one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Big thread on RTG about it already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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