Dave Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Some amazing images popping into my head. Carroll in the family photo. Carroll refusing to eat his vegetables. He's effectively grounded now Nolan's lass taking too long in the bathroom in the morning, Carroll pushing her down the stairs..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Not to mention the plastic cups. Nolan's probably on a mish to Makro as we speak... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GAMMELL Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Carroll and Tubsy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9nwa-4IlS8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I wonder how much board he will have to pay, oh the arguments.. "pick up your dirty clothes and put them to the wash" "Kevin tell him.. am not here to swallow his cum too" "Howay man Andy put down the glass if you don't want a bath you don't have to have one" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Might be good for the both of them, couple of quiet nights in, takeaway, movies, cups of tea, takeaways ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 'Andy, stop teabagging my wife' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Newcastle striker Andy Carroll was bailed by Tynedale Magistrates Court on Monday, after appearing to deny a charge of assault on Laurie Henderson at a house in Darras Hall on Sunday morning. As part of his bail conditions, Carroll has been ordered to reside with club captain Kevin Nolan at his Ponteland home. The case was adjourned until January 10th 2011. Who the fuck is Laurie Henderson? Is this a lass he's picked up and brought home thinking "All the Way" Faye wasn't home? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Would make a superb Family Guy episode Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Almost as surreal as Gazza and the Moat episode a few months ago Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I hope they've asked Nolan. be funny if they didn't and he just turned up on nolans doorstep The sitcom plot thickens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nile Rangers Dreads Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Almost as surreal as Gazza and the Moat episode a few months ago Think Nolans off out to get the KFC as we speak... probably just coincidence though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Nolan "Andy get away from the kids room" Carroll "jiggedy jiggey yeaaaaah! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1536306638&v=wall Could be her, carroll has posted on her wall!!! Seems they were watching nightmare on elm street last night! Maybe he kicked off while dreaming! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 wtf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 I seem to have mutual friends with this lass http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=1536306638 Would make sense, I would take her home. Probably wouldn't whack her like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/oct/18/andy-carroll-kevin-nolan-newcastle Andy Carroll bailed to live with Kevin Nolan after assault charge Carroll does not have to stay overnight at Mr Nolan's home when Newcastle are playing You know when Nolan will be planning on getting some then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 SSN calling the Nolan bit a 'remarkable twist'. Love it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 she is an EX so say SSN Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest je85 Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 This could make the best sit-com ever. Oh to be a fly on the wall. I would've sent him to live with Jose, now there's a real man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 SSN calling the Nolan bit a 'remarkable twist'. Love it! They'll have Jim White out in a minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 maybe he was confused when she said 'come on andy f*** me now' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 This could make the best sit-com ever. Oh to be a fly on the wall. I would've sent him to live with Jose, now there's a real man. No thanks, imagine all the hair in the shower plug hole Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Almost as surreal as Gazza and the Moat episode a few months ago It really is. Some amazing images popping into my head. Carroll in the family photo. Carroll refusing to eat his vegetables. He's effectively grounded now :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 # Andy Carroll this is so old now 30 July at 17:46 # Jessica Dickson X Your banters old mate 30 July at 17:52 # Andy Carroll Zip it you 30 July at 17:55 # Laurie Henderson Sorry do I know you ? 30 July at 18:31 *smack* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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