cp40 Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "Ray Wilikins day will come one night." " If you count your chickens before thev'ye hatched, they wont lay an egg" "The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important" "No team won anything without a dodgy keeper" "Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I dont want my players to be monks I want them to be football players as monks aren't good enough to play at this level. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 SBR: If is the biggest word I've ever known in football. If I had wings I could fly to the moon...yes. Reporter: But do you want to be there? SBR: Do I want to be on the moon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 SBR: If is the biggest word I've ever known in football. If I had wings I could fly to the moon...yes. Reporter: But do you want to be there? SBR: Do I want to be on the moon? I love that one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 “We didn't underestimate them, they were just a lot better than we thought.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 'We need players who are young, have got drive, and eh...have got legs.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Reporter to Shola "What does Bobby Robson call you?", Shola reply: "Carl Cort". Anyone else would have been judged racist. Classic Bobby. He also called Kieron Dyer "Kevin" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thebigfella Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 This is the best I have never laughed so much thank u been on such a downer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Reporter to Shola "What does Bobby Robson call you?", Shola reply: "Carl Cort". Anyone else would have been judged racist. Classic Bobby. He also called Kieron Dyer "Kevin" Martin O'Neil called his way of misnaming people 'legendary'. Imagine what it must've been like at PSV or Barca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "When Gazza was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket." "I'm not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final." "He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss." "Eighteen months ago Sweden were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like." Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg. "People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant." Well, we got nine and you can't score more than that. Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical. "He's the only man I know who could start an argument with himself" (On Craig Bellamy) "One day, someone will end a football game scoring more than Brazil. This might be the time that they lose." "Denis Law once kicked me at Wembley in front of the Queen in an international. I mean, no man is entitled to do that, really." "Home advantage gives you an advantage." "Look at those olive trees! They're 200 years old - from before the time of Christ." "In the first half he took a corner, a poor corner, which hit the first defender, and it took him 17 minutes to get back to the halfway line." (on former Newcastle winger Laurent Robert) "With Maradona, even Arsenal would have won the World Cup." (in 1986) They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck. Hitler didn't tell us when he was going to send over those doodlebugs, did he? (On why he refused to name his England team before a World Cup qualifer against Sweden in 1989). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 I love that Bellamy one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "If you're a fantastic painter, you're never rich until you're dead. You don't get your rewards until you're gone. Managers are never appreciated until they've left the club. People then say 'Oh, he's okay'. I think managers are the same as Picasso. They didn't like him when he was painting." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 "(Craig Bellamy) is not Jesus Christ" "Titus looks like Tyson when he strips, and he has a fantastic tackle" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SupermacTheLegend Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Dont know about Quotes but i have a cracking picture. http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.murdophoto.com/personalities/images/4%2520Bobby%2520Robson.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.murdophoto.com/personalities/pages/4%2520Bobby%2520Robson.htm&usg=__OwroExtVHfPGMRYyls6wLq-gY9M=&h=720&w=484&sz=79&hl=en&start=2&um=1&tbnid=mSKxAr3WMnamgM:&tbnh=140&tbnw=94&prev=/images%3Fq%3DBobby%2BRobson%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26um%3D1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted July 31, 2009 Share Posted July 31, 2009 Reporter to Shola "What does Bobby Robson call you?", Shola reply: "Carl Cort". Anyone else would have been judged racist. Classic Bobby. He also called Kieron Dyer "Kevin" i love that shola one makes me laugh everytime i read it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShearMagic Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 "I'm looking for a goalkeeper with three legs" - after Shay Given was nutmegged twice against Ipswich by Marcus Bent "I can't sit there laughing can I? Is that what you want? Ha ha ha - like that? Oh, penalty, haha. Oh it's saved, haha. No, it's gone in, ha ha. What do you expect me to look like?" - reply to a journalist querying his downcast expression "They can't be monks - we don't want them to be monks; we want them to be football players, because a monk doesn't play football at this level" "I've only got two words for how we played out there tonight - not good enough" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trotheed Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Talking about Jonathan Woodgate's latest thigh injury, said: "He won't be out jitterbugging this weekend." That one always made me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 There was one after match interview for sky he did that made me laugh, i can't remember the exact quote but it was something like - "the great thing about this team is we have speed. And by speed i don't mean gary speed, i mean we have pace. I mean we do have gary speed but that wasn't what i was talking about". Wish I had the real quote because it was great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 There was one after match interview for sky he did that made me laugh, i can't remember the exact quote but it was something like - "the great thing about this team is we have speed. And by speed i don't mean gary speed, i mean we have pace. I mean we do have gary speed but that wasn't what i was talking about". Wish I had the real quote because it was great. well done mate, miss quoted in the finest traditions of the Man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thandi_45 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 The same year he signed Portuguese midfielder Hugo Viana – and joked: “That’s perfect. Viana on Saturday afternoon and Viagra on Saturday night.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boosden Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 "My farther had 4 sons, I had 3 brothers" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredbob Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 http://www.funkinsockmonkey.com/Premier/Fun_And_Games/Quotes.htm A few brilliant ones on there! Knight hood one is fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 “Andy O'Brien has an horrendous nose, the poor lad. It is massive, it is black and blue and it is awful.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westamfan Posted August 1, 2009 Share Posted August 1, 2009 "Denis Law once kicked me at Wembley in front of the Queen in an international. I mean, no man is entitled to do that, really." What a superb quote. Genuine LOL moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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