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"Ray Wilikins day will come one night."

 

" If you count your chickens before thev'ye hatched, they wont lay an egg"

 

"The first 90 minutes of a football match are the most important"

 

"No team won anything without a dodgy keeper"

 

"Gary Speed has never played better, never looked fitter, never been older"

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SBR: If is the biggest word I've ever known in football. If I had wings I could fly to the moon...yes.

 

Reporter: But do you want to be there?

 

SBR: Do I want to be on the moon?

 

 

:lol:

 

I love that one.

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Reporter to Shola "What does Bobby Robson call you?", Shola reply: "Carl Cort".

 

Anyone else would have been judged racist. :) Classic Bobby.

 

He also called Kieron Dyer "Kevin"

 

Martin O'Neil called his way of misnaming people 'legendary'. :lol: Imagine what it must've been like at PSV or Barca. :lol:

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"When Gazza was dribbling, he used to go through a minefield with his arm, a bit like you go through a supermarket."

 

 

"I'm not going to look beyond the semi-final - but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final."

 

 

"He never fails to hit the target. But that was a miss."

 

 

"Eighteen months ago Sweden were arguably one of the best three teams in Europe, and that would include Germany, Holland, Russia and anybody else if you like."

 

 

Alan Shearer has done very well for us, considering his age. We have introduced some movement into his game because he has got two good legs now. Last season he played with one leg.

 

 

"People want success. It's like coffee, they want instant."

 

 

Well, we got nine and you can't score more than that. :lol:

 

 

Some of the goals were good, some of the goals were sceptical.

 

 

"He's the only man I know who could start an argument with himself" (On Craig Bellamy)

 

 

"One day, someone will end a football game scoring more than Brazil. This might be the time that they lose."

 

 

"Denis Law once kicked me at Wembley in front of the Queen in an international. I mean, no man is entitled to do that, really."

 

 

"Home advantage gives you an advantage."

 

 

"Look at those olive trees! They're 200 years old - from before the time of Christ."

 

 

"In the first half he took a corner, a poor corner, which hit the first defender, and it took him 17 minutes to get back to the halfway line." (on former Newcastle winger Laurent Robert) :lol:

 

 

"With Maradona, even Arsenal would have won the World Cup." (in 1986)

 

 

They're two points behind us, so we're neck and neck.

 

 

Hitler didn't tell us when he was going to send over those doodlebugs, did he? (On why he refused to name his England team before a World Cup qualifer against Sweden in 1989).  :lol:

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"If you're a fantastic painter, you're never rich until you're dead. You don't get your rewards until you're gone. Managers are never appreciated until they've left the club. People then say 'Oh, he's okay'. I think managers are the same as Picasso. They didn't like him when he was painting."

 

 

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Guest SupermacTheLegend

Reporter to Shola "What does Bobby Robson call you?", Shola reply: "Carl Cort".

 

Anyone else would have been judged racist. :) Classic Bobby.

 

He also called Kieron Dyer "Kevin"

i love that shola one makes me laugh everytime i read it

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"I'm looking for a goalkeeper with three legs" - after Shay Given was nutmegged twice against Ipswich by Marcus Bent

 

"I can't sit there laughing can I? Is that what you want? Ha ha ha - like that? Oh, penalty, haha. Oh it's saved, haha. No, it's gone in, ha ha. What do you expect me to look like?" - reply to a journalist querying his downcast expression

 

"They can't be monks - we don't want them to be monks; we want them to be football players, because a monk doesn't play football at this level"

 

"I've only got two words for how we played out there tonight - not good enough"

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There was one after match interview for sky he did that made me laugh, i can't remember the exact quote but it was something like -

 

"the great thing about this team is we have speed.  And by speed i don't mean gary speed, i mean we have pace.  I mean we do have gary speed but that wasn't what i was talking about".

 

Wish I had the real quote because it was great.

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There was one after match interview for sky he did that made me laugh, i can't remember the exact quote but it was something like -

 

"the great thing about this team is we have speed.  And by speed i don't mean gary speed, i mean we have pace.  I mean we do have gary speed but that wasn't what i was talking about".

 

Wish I had the real quote because it was great.

 

 

well done mate, miss quoted in the finest traditions of the Man.

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The same year he signed Portuguese midfielder Hugo Viana – and joked: “That’s perfect. Viana on Saturday afternoon and Viagra on Saturday night.”

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Guest westamfan

"Denis Law once kicked me at Wembley in front of the Queen in an international. I mean, no man is entitled to do that, really."

 

What a superb quote. Genuine LOL moment.

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