Dave Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Away from some over-reacting a bit.....I believe Joey has sh*t in his own nest for the last time. I believe he'll be on his way again in the summer, but no-one in the Prem will touch him. He'll be happy to sit on his massive contract that QPR were stupid enough to give him. No one will want a player that'll probably be banned for a 3rd of the new season. The bloke ran out of second chances years ago, he an idiot. Still a source of amusement though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 amazeballs Check this shit out bro: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/feb/23/kelloggs-tim-burgess-totes-amazeballs Heard about this ages ago mind, no idea why I've suddenly started going a bit mad on it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Totes amazeballs that like. Are they like them slipper thingys ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Totes awky momo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Well that doesn't fucking count, does it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Totes awky momo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 That Russian bloke Funny as fuck What page was that on? Brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,61932.msg3683525.html#msg3683525 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Totes awky momo Not fucking having this like, gonna boot you both up the fucking arse in a minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Cheers Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 AN OPEN LETTER TO JOEY BARTON http://mrjimmycorkhill.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/open-letter-to-joey-barton.html Alright twat features? I’m seeing my arse here as you’ve made such a bad show of yourself today, that I have finally been tipped over the edge and I’m having to put pen to paper on you, on a Sunday night. My Sunday Dinner hasn’t even settled yet, and I don’t think it will tonight due to the fact that you remain in the world. Quiff and all. People have been asking me to do a letter to you for a while. Could never be arsed wasting my time on you, but, well, then TODAY happened. As a person, you’re despicable. You come from a family of pure shit. THE FACTS: Your brother and your ‘cousin’ murdered Anthony Walker, the young black lad, just because he was black. #RIP Your ‘cousins’ murdered an innocent Dad #RIP And you: May 2005 you broke a guy’s leg while driving your car through Liverpool city centre at 2 am. March 2007 you got arrested for suspicion of assault on a taxi driver and criminal damage. May 2008 you got 6 months in prison for assault and affray outside McDonalds. July 2008 you got a four months suspended sentence for assault and ABH on a Man City team mate, ending your Man City career. You also got charged by the FA for violent conduct. You & 'your family' are the kind of people that give Liverpool a bad name. As a footballer, you’re despicable. I'm not going to back track at all your other attention seeking sendings off, like the headbutt v Norwich which got you a straight red and QPR then lost 1-2 at home. Its today that’s pissed me off. Your team were fighting to avoid relegation, and you act the cunt and get a red card. Then…. Your actions AFTER your red card? Just shouldn’t be seen on a football pitch. Your scum genetics took over and you kick out at Aguero who had nothing to do with your sending off. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a City fan. And I’d rather have them win the league than Utd, so in a way THANKS FOR THAT. But now you’re mouthing off on twitter about “who gives a fuck” .. and how you did what you had to do. And who cares, you stayed up, that’s all that matters? And that you are off to CELEBRATE?? Celebrate??? You should be sent home to sit on the fucking naughty step lad. Your team survived by the skin of your yellow teeth today. A penalty at Stoke v Bolton is what saved you. And you are fucking lucky. Otherwise you and “your team” would be down, pretty much because of you. And no offence to any QPR fans reading, but I fucking wish you had gone down just to teach your smug rat tashed fucking face a lesson. And then you start tweeting that a team mate told you to “take one of the city players with you”. Bad disgrace that. You should be banned for life. No place for players like you. The media are going to be all over that tweet, and all QPR players will get tarred with the cheating brush. Well done lad. There’s no I in team is there? But there’s a fucking I in prick! And setting aside the fact that you did it. Now you’re grassing? You can’t live life grassing that someone else told you to do something? Be your own man. Mind you, Rick Astley told you to get that hair cut you’ve got, didn’t he. Bottom line is, “Joseph”, underneath all your controversy and the BIG I AM act that you constantly hide behind, is the fact that you just aren’t that good. ARE YOU? So you act up, stir controversy, mouth off, kick out, and play the big guns on twitter, to keep a name for yourself. Don’t you? Lad, you play for a team that just survived relegation by an ant’s penis, and you’ve got the same amount of England caps as that David Nugent . ONE. Fucking David Nugent. Says it all. Thing is though, Nugent was born in Huyton too. But, guess what, he isn’t a bad disgrace to Merseyside. Or humans in general, is he? Assess your life, lad. Assess your life. Because me and all the people that read and retweet this are telling you, you are fucking bad at it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 Totes awky momo Not f***ing having this like, gonna boot you both up the f***ing arse in a minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 summoned my mate to use his photoshop magic for me, and he duly obliged. Totes amazeballs that like. Stop saying that That's the first time I've ever said that on this forum, not joking. http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,67331.msg3538772.html#msg3538772 I think Dave sits in his crusty's with a minority report set-up in front of him. With 3 psychic bitches half naked in a paddling pool feeding him info on anyone who's just contradicted themselves. Edit: When did we get a search function? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 About forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 About forever. Was meant to be tongue in cheek the edit part Is that a whoosh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Listen man, I knew I'd linked to the initial story but clearly what I meant was that I'd never used the phrase properly as had been suggested. Dicksplashes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Listen man, I knew I'd linked to the initial story but clearly what I meant was that I'd never used the phrase properly as had been suggested. Dicksplashes. That wont wash in court Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Listen man, I knew I'd linked to the initial story but clearly what I meant was that I'd never used the phrase properly as had been suggested. Dicksplashes. That wont wash in court If I get taken to court for this I'll politely ask the judge what the fuck I'm doing in court. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Listen man, I knew I'd linked to the initial story but clearly what I meant was that I'd never used the phrase properly as had been suggested. Dicksplashes. That wont wash in court If I get taken to court for this I'll politely ask the judge what the fuck I'm doing in court. That wont wash in court Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Don't even know what to say to that. In other news, can't wait to see this daft cunt go ape again on MOTD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Utter wanker. Same goes for anyone (no doubt one, possibly two) continuing to champion him on here. I'd glady shake Llambias' hand for getting this ringpiece out of the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Really do hope QPR try and sack him. Football is better without the little scumbag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 Don't even know what to say to that. In other news, can't wait to see this daft cunt go ape again on MOTD. You're right it'll be totes amazeballs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 If they sack him could he not play abroad? An FA ban wouldn't count outside of England. I could see him playing in Turkey! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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