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Kaizero

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Makes me wonder if some of our players come on here to read what we say about them.

 

Hope so.

 

FAO: Nicky Butt - You're shit. Fuck off and retire you useless bastard.

 

What Nicky Butt reads in his head:

 

PFG: Kdsjh Yws - Sdsjk'ds dsjoe. ASDjkdsi kdsllesw djos wksåp.

 

 

 

Because he can't read.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240296/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-50-41.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240562/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-40-31.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240835/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-30-21.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1241082/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-20-11.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1241410/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-10-1.html

 

The Mail's '50 footballers we'd like to see snapped by PL in the transfer window.  I love it how they start off naming players like Kadar and Carroll and by the end it's just Messi, Iniesta etc.  They should have just listed the top 50 players playing outside the PL.  :lol:

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@DBTheTruth CITY OF SUNDERLAND - PROUD TO WELCOME ALL, NEWCASTLE (WHERE U CHOOSE TO LIVE) HAS A HISTORY OF RACIAL ABUSE, ASK JOHN BARNES

 

@DBTheTruth btw the city of sunderland has history for fighting racism, learn our history and dont dirty our proud name in public like this

 

DBTheTruth @DBTheTruth dont agree with how u have gone about this, u have dragged our supporters name through the mud, deal with it behind closed doors

 

Check out the SMB. Way to go to piss off your best player.  :lol:

 

Seems to like Newcastle. If they keep pissing him off, I'm sure we'd welcome him in the summer. :)

 

He was in Hanahana last night.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240296/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-50-41.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240562/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-40-31.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1240835/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-30-21.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1241082/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-20-11.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1241410/THE-LIST-The-50-footballers-wed-like-snapped-Premier-League-clubs-transfer-window-Nos-10-1.html

 

The Mail's '50 footballers we'd like to see snapped by PL in the transfer window.  I love it how they start off naming players like Kadar and Carroll and by the end it's just Messi, Iniesta etc.  They should have just listed the top 50 players playing outside the PL.  :lol:

 

Kadar in particular is a promising player but those descriptions of him and Carroll are laughable.

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Kadar's description is hardly mental:

 

The Hungary Under 21 defender has proven a very useful addition to the Newcastle defence since his arrival in 2008, he can play at centre-back or left full-back and, at 19-years-old, he's definitely one for the future. Injury ruled him out for most of last year but he has been making progress since the club moved into the Championship but has had to bide is time as understudy to Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini.

 

What's so bad about that?

 

 

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Kadar's description is hardly mental:

 

The Hungary Under 21 defender has proven a very useful addition to the Newcastle defence since his arrival in 2008, he can play at centre-back or left full-back and, at 19-years-old, he's definitely one for the future. Injury ruled him out for most of last year but he has been making progress since the club moved into the Championship but has had to bide is time as understudy to Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini.

 

What's so bad about that?

 

 

 

They go against Ronaldo's opinions. And Ronaldo's opinions are ALWAYS RIGHT!

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Kadar's description is hardly mental:

 

The Hungary Under 21 defender has proven a very useful addition to the Newcastle defence since his arrival in 2008, he can play at centre-back or left full-back and, at 19-years-old, he's definitely one for the future. Injury ruled him out for most of last year but he has been making progress since the club moved into the Championship but has had to bide is time as understudy to Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini.

 

What's so bad about that?

 

 

 

Come on man, he's started 2 games.

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Brilliant, made all the better by the fact he lists on his profile that he supports "Hereford and the demise of Newcastle."

 

I support Newcastle and the demise of John once his parents find out.

 

Also

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5852865,00.html

Liverpool have announced Tom Hicks Jnr has resigned as a director at the club after an alleged row with a club supporter.

 

The news comes in the wake of Hicks Jnr being accused of sending an abusive email to a Liverpool fan.

 

 

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Posted Today, 09:23 AM

Hello young Jonathan. This is Mabi De Almeida the Angolan manager. I am very sorry to hear about your current situation. We here at the Angolan football association are both embarrassed and disgusted by the disastrous 12 minutes that evidently cost you a lot of your hard earned money. We are very happy to inform you that we are 100% committed to making this situation better. Thanks to the hard work of first team coach zizi makololooo and team doctor Kawabi Tuzububu we have come to an arrangement where we can compensate you.

 

Star Striker Manucho has verbally agreed to give you his most prized asset. A signed Hull city shirt from last season. Sadly Manucho has lost the shirt where he scored his only Hull goal against Fulham so he will donate his second most prized shirt (the shirt where he took a shot that was only 5 yards wide of the goal). We hope this helps you a little.[\quote]

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Kadar's description is hardly mental:

 

The Hungary Under 21 defender has proven a very useful addition to the Newcastle defence since his arrival in 2008, he can play at centre-back or left full-back and, at 19-years-old, he's definitely one for the future. Injury ruled him out for most of last year but he has been making progress since the club moved into the Championship but has had to bide is time as understudy to Steven Taylor and Fabricio Coloccini.

 

What's so bad about that?

 

 

 

Come on man, he's started 2 games.

 

All it says is that he's one for the future and is an understudy to Taylor and Coloccini.

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Brilliant, made all the better by the fact he lists on his profile that he supports "Hereford and the demise of Newcastle."

 

I support Newcastle and the demise of John once his parents find out.

 

Also

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_5852865,00.html

Liverpool have announced Tom Hicks Jnr has resigned as a director at the club after an alleged row with a club supporter.

 

The news comes in the wake of Hicks Jnr being accused of sending an abusive email to a Liverpool fan.

 

 

 

He said 'Blow me fuckface, I'm sick of you' :lol:

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http://msn.football365.com/story/0,17033,8750_5854217,00.html?ocid=today

 

F365`s Top Ten Worst Summer Signings

Posted 12/01/10 09:56

 

It's time for a half-term report on the summer's signings. No prizes for guessing who's numero uno, but who has paid £3.5m for a Championship striker? One club keeps cropping up...

 

 

10) Michael Owen (Free, Newcastle United to Manchester United)

It might seem harsh to put a free transfer on this list, but his signing came with expectation if not a big price tag. However, he has only managed to earn just four Premier League starts (and ten substitute appearances) for the league champions, with two goals to show for his efforts. Most alarmingly of all for Michael Owen is the fact that since his hat-trick against Wolfsburg he has begun six of the past seven matches as a substitute. His fall from grace was complete when Fergie turned to the untested Mame Biram Diouf instead of Owen when he needed a goal at Birmingham. Mind you, as statistics show he produces just one shot on target every two hours, we can barely blame him.

 

 

9) Tuncay Sanli (£5m, Middlesbrough to Stoke City)

Tuncay Sanli has scored twice in recent games - once against Fulham and once against Wigan - but his career at Stoke has been blighted by frustrating substitute appearances, the strangest of these coming against Hull when the Turk was substituted in the 87th minute after only coming on six minutes earlier. Sanli has managed to get 14 Premier League appearances under his belt this season with two goals to his name. However, rumours of his unhappiness at Stoke and subsequent future just won't go away. For a team like the Potters, £5m is an awful lot to spend on a bench-warming striker.

 

 

8) Fraizer Campbell (£3.5m, Manchester United to Sunderland)

Steve Bruce has made it clear that Campbell is a name for the future, but after a season at Spurs and half a season at Sunderland, it looks suspiciously like they have paid £3.5m for a Championship-level striker, with his only goals this season coming against a weakened Birmingham side and, erm, Barrow. Campbell has made 16 appearances in the Premier League and all he has to show for his troubles is a yellow card.

 

 

7) Roque Santa Cruz (£17m, Blackburn Rovers to Manchester City)

Whilst £17m is merely pocket change for the owners of Manchester City, it's another player who is having trouble justifying such a high price tag. Eight league appearances and only a brace in what turned out to be Mark Hughes' last game against Sunderland isn't what you would call successful for a player costing £17m. It will be interesting to see whether the impossibly good-looking Paraguayan will get a chance to play under Roberto Mancini or if the Italian will prefer any two of Robinho, Craig Bellamy, Carlos Tevez and Emmanuel Adebayor instead. We suspect the latter.

 

 

6) Kolo Toure (£16m, Arsenal to Manchester City)

Yes, it's another Manchester City player in our top ten worst summer purchases. Well, there are reasons why Mark Hughes got the sack and one of them is the ridiculous money spent on decent but not outstanding Premier League players. Toure just hasn't hit the form of previous seasons and at the moment Arsenal must be rubbing their hands with glee having sold Toure for £16m to bring in a younger, seemingly better model in Vermaelen for £6m less.

 

 

5) Jason Scotland (£2m, Swansea City to Wigan Athletic)

Unfortunately this appears to show that there is still a gulf in talent as well as money between the Premier League and the Championship. One of the first purchases of Roberto Martinez, he cost £2m from Swansea after 45 goals in two seasons for the Welsh side. Scotland is yet to open his account for the club after 20 attempts. Wigan fans may look to the past at ex-Manchester United striker Diego Forlan, who took 28 matches before breaking his duck, and be thankful that Scotland didn't cost £6.9m.

 

 

4) Nikola Kalinic (£6m, Hajduk Split to Blackburn Rovers)

At the tender age of 22, Nikola Kalinic has time to prove us all wrong, but at the moment £6m seems an awful lot of money for a player who has only started one league game, come on as a substitute in a further ten and not scored a single league goal. It's not the auspicious start Big Sam had in mind when he signed the young Croat and his ex-manager Krunoslav Jurcic's comment that he could become Croatia's Zlatan Ibrahimovic could become as ill-placed as Arsene Wenger's 'fox in the box' prediction about Francis Jeffers.

 

 

3) Joleon Lescott (£22m, Everton to Manchester City)

Even Joleon Lescott was probably unconvinced he was worth £22m when Mark Hughes spent a big wad of Arab money on his services in the summer. He certainly appeared to be letting his price tag get to him as he struggled along with Wayne Bridge, who thankfully saved him from the flak. In mid-December his cause wasn't helped when he had to undergo knee surgery to remove floating debris from his knee. When he returns in late February, he could be the world's first £22m fourth-choice centre-half.

 

 

2) Yuri Zhirkov (£18m, CSKA Moscow to Chelsea)

This injury-stricken signing became the most expensive Russian player of all time when Chelsea bought him for £18m from CSKA Moscow, outstripping Arsenal's purchase of Andrei Arsharvin by £3m. Unfortunately, after a promising start where the Russian scored the winning goal against AC Milan in a friendly, a knee injury took him out of the running until late September. Unfortunately, we couldn't pick him out of a line-up, because Chelsea have so far paid £18m for just one Premier League start.

 

 

1) Alberto Aquilani (£20m, AS Roma to Liverpool)

Nobody can say they didn't see this one coming. Even before his move to Liverpool, he had suffered a string of injuries that limited him to just 27 Serie A starts in three seasons for AS Roma and still Rafa Benitez was willing to spend £20m of his limited budget. This was even with the knowledge he would be injured for at least two months after he signed for the Reds. Having made just a handful of appearances for Liverpool so far - and looked decidedly anonymous - Alberto Aquilani takes the F365 medal as worst signing of the summer.

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