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I'm sure I've heard this teaser before but who is the only player that played for NUFC in the 80s, 90s and 2000s? Been bugging me all afternoon.

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Steven Gerrard's missus has been shagging Kris Commons. Stevie G is trying to get a Terry style injunction to stop the press reporting it allegedly.

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Steven Gerrard's missus has been shagging Kris Commons. Stevie G is trying to get a Terry style injunction to stop the press reporting it allegedly.

 

Gerrard also has a 16 year old lass pregnant apparently. Thats all from the same guy who broke the whole Terry/Bridge thing a week before anyone else. Theres always rumours about his missus being rattled by another bloke mind so i'm not too sure, she does look like she's a terrific slag though.

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Steven Gerrard's missus has been shagging Kris Commons. Stevie G is trying to get a Terry style injunction to stop the press reporting it allegedly.

 

Gerrard also has a 16 year old lass pregnant apparently. Thats all from the same guy who broke the whole Terry/Bridge thing a week before anyone else. Theres always rumours about his missus being rattled by another bloke mind so i'm not too sure, she does look like she's a terrific slag though.

 

About a month ago, I heard from someone who works at a tabloid newspaper that the papers have got a hell of a lot of Ashley Cole/Terry/Bridge type stories on England international footballers that they were planning to run in the build up to the World Cup.  This vaguely fits in with this Gerrard runmour.  We shall see..

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Steven Gerrard's missus has been shagging Kris Commons. Stevie G is trying to get a Terry style injunction to stop the press reporting it allegedly.

 

Gerrard also has a 16 year old lass pregnant apparently. Thats all from the same guy who broke the whole Terry/Bridge thing a week before anyone else. Theres always rumours about his missus being rattled by another bloke mind so i'm not too sure, she does look like she's a terrific slag though.

 

About a month ago, I heard from someone who works at a tabloid newspaper that the papers have got a hell of a lot of Ashley Cole/Terry/Bridge type stories on England international footballers that they were planning to run in the build up to the World Cup.  This vaguely fits in with this Gerrard runmour.  We shall see..

 

Not like I care being a Scotsman, but do the papers do everything they can to jeopardise England's build up to a World Cup?!

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Anyone read Andy Cole’s article in the independent today? He reckons there are only 4 toon players good enough for the PL. Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Alan Smith and……… Nicky Butt! :lol:

 

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Steven Gerrard's missus has been shagging Kris Commons. Stevie G is trying to get a Terry style injunction to stop the press reporting it allegedly.

 

Gerrard also has a 16 year old lass pregnant apparently. Thats all from the same guy who broke the whole Terry/Bridge thing a week before anyone else. Theres always rumours about his missus being rattled by another bloke mind so i'm not too sure, she does look like she's a terrific slag though.

 

About a month ago, I heard from someone who works at a tabloid newspaper that the papers have got a hell of a lot of Ashley Cole/Terry/Bridge type stories on England international footballers that they were planning to run in the build up to the World Cup.  This vaguely fits in with this Gerrard runmour.  We shall see..

 

Not like I care being a Scotsman, but do the papers do everything they can to jeopardise England's build up to a World Cup?!

 

Whatever makes the sales figures go up.

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Anyone read Andy Cole’s article in the independent today? He reckons there are only 4 toon players good enough for the PL. Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Alan Smith and……… Nicky Butt! :lol:

 

You could have put those ellipses before all four names and it would still be funny.

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Anyone read Andy Cole’s article in the independent today? He reckons there are only 4 toon players good enough for the PL. Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Alan Smith and……… Nicky Butt! :lol:

he always was dim

 

Plus he probably hasn't even watched us this season, or very little, and just went on reputations or something like that.

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Anyone read Andy Cole’s article in the independent today? He reckons there are only 4 toon players good enough for the PL. Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Alan Smith and……… Nicky Butt! :lol:

he always was dim

 

Plus he probably hasn't even watched us this season, or very little, and just went on reputations or something like that.

yup its just a thought off the top of his head (a rariety in itself) "ah nicky sure hes good enough me old mate" meanwhile everyother paper is saying butt is on verge of retirement and certainly wont be a player here next year

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Blackpool striker DJ Campbell has been arrested in connection with a stabbing outside a nightclub.

 

Lancashire Police led Campbell away from Blackpool's training ground in front of astonished players and management. He was allowed to change from his kit and was formally arrested.

 

Campbell, who has played in the Premier League with Birmingham City, was held in the cells at Blackpool Police station before being handed over to detectives from the Metropolitan Police.

He was taken to London and questioned at Hammersmith Police station by officers investigating the stabbing of a 24-year-old man outside The Crescent Club, West Kensington in the early hours of a Sunday morning in January.

 

The victim was stabbed in the side and rushed to hospital but has since recovered.

 

Club-goers fled from the scene before police arrived but now over two months later London-born Campbell - real christian names Dudley Junior - has been arrested. He was granted police bail pending further inquiries.

Blackpool would only say that Campbell is fit to play against Peterborough on Saturday. The game has been described by Seasiders' boss Ian Holloway as the most important match of his career with a place in the Championship play-offs beckoning the seventh-placed club.

 

Campbell is on loan at Blackpool from Leicester City who bought him for £2 million. He joined Blackpool desperate for first-team football and scored twice against Nottingham Forest last week.

A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that a 28-year-old man had been arrested in Blackpool at his place of work in connection with a stabbing incident.

 

Campbell has represented his country at a junior level. The Crescent Club had been staging a special Paparazzi night on the night of the incident.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Murder on the dancefloor :pow: :kasper:

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Blackpool striker DJ Campbell has been arrested in connection with a stabbing outside a nightclub.

 

Lancashire Police led Campbell away from Blackpool's training ground in front of astonished players and management. He was allowed to change from his kit and was formally arrested.

 

Campbell, who has played in the Premier League with Birmingham City, was held in the cells at Blackpool Police station before being handed over to detectives from the Metropolitan Police.

He was taken to London and questioned at Hammersmith Police station by officers investigating the stabbing of a 24-year-old man outside The Crescent Club, West Kensington in the early hours of a Sunday morning in January.

 

The victim was stabbed in the side and rushed to hospital but has since recovered.

 

Club-goers fled from the scene before police arrived but now over two months later London-born Campbell - real christian names Dudley Junior - has been arrested. He was granted police bail pending further inquiries.

Blackpool would only say that Campbell is fit to play against Peterborough on Saturday. The game has been described by Seasiders' boss Ian Holloway as the most important match of his career with a place in the Championship play-offs beckoning the seventh-placed club.

 

Campbell is on loan at Blackpool from Leicester City who bought him for £2 million. He joined Blackpool desperate for first-team football and scored twice against Nottingham Forest last week.

A Scotland Yard spokesman confirmed that a 28-year-old man had been arrested in Blackpool at his place of work in connection with a stabbing incident.

 

Campbell has represented his country at a junior level. The Crescent Club had been staging a special Paparazzi night on the night of the incident.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Murder on the dancefloor :pow: :kasper:

:kasper: wow thats some serious shit

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Anyone read Andy Cole’s article in the independent today? He reckons there are only 4 toon players good enough for the PL. Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Alan Smith and……… Nicky Butt! :lol:

 

:facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie: :facepalm: :kinnear: :dowie:

 

x 1 fucking billion.

 

Piss off Cole you twat.

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