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I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes.

 

Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving fucking yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot.

 

His pass completion today, fucking hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes.

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I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes.

 

Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot.

 

His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes.

 

You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today.

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I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes.

 

Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot.

 

His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes.

 

You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today.

 

He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be.

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I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes.

 

Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot.

 

His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes.

 

You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today.

 

:lol: you are such an idiot if you're STILL trying to defend this prick. If I could be arsed I'd do what you normally do and find screenshots, of the times when Simpson was standing more or less on Coloccini's toes in the centre of defence whilst the two players on the Spurs left were totally unattended. That's not covering, it's an absolute lack of positional awareness.

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I'm glad he found it funny when he nonchalantly gave away a needless corner in the last ten minutes.

 

Every time the opposition play the ball down our left, he gets sucked in as basically a third centre-back, leaving f***ing yards of space for the two players on the opposition's left to run into ready for a shot or free cross into the danger area. Every time the opposition play the ball down our right, he gets absolutely raped by virtue of being a horrendous footballer with no positional awareness, a heart the size of a drawing pin and an inability to use his left foot.

 

His pass completion today, f***ing hell, I'd be surprised if it exceeded 10%. Shockingly bad. I think only probably Perch misplaced more passes.

 

You probably haven't noticed but he gets sucked inside when Coloccini gets sucked out wide, it's called covering and Pardew has just been on ESPN with the biggest grin on his face I've seen today.

 

He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be.

 

I'd love someone to make a compilation of all the times he touched the ball today because it really is shocking how bad he is with the ball. Plus his lack of pace is a real problem. Gets done by attackers and then when going forward the balls that are passed to him constantly go out of play because he can never get to them. Normally you would blame the passer for that but each example were acceptable weighted passes.

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He overcovers at times but that doesn't excuse his lack of passing ability, he cant even clear the ball, he kicks with same pace and strength of my 6 yr old, simply he isn't good enough and never will be.

 

He has his faults and when we have our best 11 out he's the weak link, today he was no worse than every other player on the pitch.

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