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Having a fabulously relaxing Friday evening. A few cheeky Leffe Blondes, a Mars Duo and a bit of fun with the missus.

I'm in the mood for a few risqué parlour games. Told the wife to dust down her blindfold - it's time for 'Banana or Penis?'

The joke's on her, the silly bint - it's always 'penis'.

Just look in the fucking fruit bowl, love. We don't have any bananas.

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Having a fabulously relaxing Friday evening. A few cheeky Leffe Blondes, a Mars Duo and a bit of fun with the missus.

I'm in the mood for a few risqué parlour games. Told the wife to dust down her blindfold - it's time for 'Banana or Penis?'

The joke's on her, the silly bint - it's always 'penis'.

Just look in the f***ing fruit bowl, love. We don't have any bananas.

 

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Another cracking game of 'Banana or Penis?'. The wife is upstairs brushing her teeth and Big Sam is breaking out the foot spa. Pure luxury.

 

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Guest Geordiesned

WayneRoutledge

Important win.. Now hello Newcastle #imback

 

 

???

 

Further tweet suggests he's just out for a meal and probably on the piss after Boro game.

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Guest Geordiesned

@RealDJCampbell:

 

Peeps sorry about yesterday I've let my team mates & u guys down, I no I play with 2much passion but that's how I am wish I could take it bk

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TheBig_Sam notBigSam

On comes the evergreen Obafemi Martins. He was only a baby the last time Birmingham won a major trophy back in the sixties.

 

And he scores. What a story. Something to tell the grand-children When he gets home tonight.

:lol:

 

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Hmm, Danny Sturridge's tweets tonight could land him in trouble:

 

Here are a few excerpts:

 

Birmingham Winning The Cup = A Positive Day For English Football. The More Deserving Team Won! Arsenal Are A Disgrace

 

I Have No Problem OnA Personal Level Wit The Foreign Lads-Some Of My Closest Friends Are From Abroad- But I Am A Patriot And U Should Be To!

 

Chelsea Have/Had Joe Cole Ash Cole, Frank, JT and Myself. To Win English Prem You Need An ENGLISH Backbone. Sir Alex Will Attest I Assure.

 

Arsenal's Defence Lack Communication And Authority Which Is Bred By Brits. We Dont Have That Problem And Neither Do Man United.

 

 

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