RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 2011/12 Season - Least games won: Sunderland - 0. Next game - Chelsea 2 points from 4 games? Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games? Awesome. But the inbred, unwashed cunts will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 SkyGraemeBailey Graeme Bailey Reports of possible Asamoah Gyan sale have foundation but only if they push through deal for Crouch or other striker. Gyan out, Crouch in. Sounds a plan. Nice Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 2011/12 Season - Least games won: Sunderland - 0. Next game - Chelsea 2 points from 4 games? Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games? Awesome. But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next. Oh come on man... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I think Crouch will tell Sunderland to piss off and sign for QPR instead tbh. I'll be gutted but I really don't think he'll want to end up in the shithole on the Wear. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sydneycove Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can see Wearside being happy with Gyan leaving (judging from his comments about the lad being overweight, uninterested and all that). Crouch and Helmes in. Gyan out. Hopefully this happens. Wait wait wait. German Patrick Helmes. The guy who scored 6 goals in 20 league games last season. Thats 50 odd league games 15 - 20 odd million for a return of 10 goals....... A ratio of 1:5..... 8 goals a season roughly between the two...... I pray this happens. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 We haven't played QPR yet, Rupert, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 2011/12 Season - Least games won: Sunderland - 0. Next game - Chelsea 2 points from 4 games? Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games? Awesome. But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next. Oh come on man... I'll be sure to bump this post when it happens. Remember - I am ALWAYS right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Please replace Gyan with Crouch, please! Sunderland really are abysmal. Gyan was a hero about 6 months ago, now they are looking to get rid at a massive loss. Will be "We will play better football without Bent in the team" all over again. Sell Gyan, sign Crouch, score fuck all goals and struggle to stay up. Good work Bruce. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 £5m for Gyan a year after they bought him. Amazing, truly amazing. You can take the man out of Sunderland but you can't take the filthy, devaluing stench of Sunderland out of any man. I believe that's how the saying goes. FAIDS - Football AIDS: Noun. The debilitating deisease which saps all talent and class from any footballer who ever pulls on a red and white shirt and turns out for that shower of shite known as s*nderland FC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 2011/12 Season - Least games won: Sunderland - 0. Next game - Chelsea 2 points from 4 games? Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games? Awesome. But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next. Oh come on man... I'll be sure to bump this post when it happens. Remember - I am ALWAYS right. You're certainly looking right about Man City, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Please replace Gyan with Crouch, please! Sunderland really are abysmal. Gyan was a hero about 6 months ago, now they are looking to get rid at a massive loss. Will be "We will play better football without Bent in the team" all over again. Sell Gyan, sign Crouch, score fuck all goals and struggle to stay up. Good work Bruce. id prefer gyan to stay with his lip on, and do fuck all..... either/ or tbh. infinite lols Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 2011/12 Season - Least games won: Sunderland - 0. Next game - Chelsea 2 points from 4 games? Whereas we have QPR next - 10 points from 4 games? Awesome. But the inbred, unwashed c***s will still have dominated all their games, whilst we fluster from one fluke to the next. Oh come on man... I'll be sure to bump this post when it happens. Remember - I am ALWAYS right. You're certainly looking right about Man City, like. What was it I said about City again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wearside Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can see Wearside being happy with Gyan leaving (judging from his comments about the lad being overweight, uninterested and all that). Crouch and Helmes in. Gyan out. Hopefully this happens. Wait wait wait. German Patrick Helmes. The guy who scored 6 goals in 20 league games last season. Thats 50 odd league games 15 - 20 odd million for a return of 10 goals....... A ratio of 1:5..... 8 goals a season roughly between the two...... I pray this happens. Helmes has a fantastic goalscoring record, a goal ratio of nearly 1 every 2 games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I know he's overweight etc but if they sell Gyan and replace him with Crouch they're in a lot of trouble. Double Agent Purpleface does it again! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Can see Wearside being happy with Gyan leaving (judging from his comments about the lad being overweight, uninterested and all that). Crouch and Helmes in. Gyan out. Hopefully this happens. Wait wait wait. German Patrick Helmes. The guy who scored 6 goals in 20 league games last season. Thats 50 odd league games 15 - 20 odd million for a return of 10 goals....... A ratio of 1:5..... 8 goals a season roughly between the two...... I pray this happens. Helmes has a fantastic goalscoring record, a goal ratio of nearly 1 every 2 games. So a poor mans Ba Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Too bad he turned you down then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 Helmes is canny good. Was class at Koln and Leverkusen, not sure what is happening at Wolfsburg though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I wuz there when Gyan wuz cannaaye good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wearside Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside? Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I wuz there when Gyan wuz cannaaye good. What, when we beat them 5-1? Was Gyan playing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I'd take a punt on Gyan for £6m or whatever like. Sunderland are going to be slow as fuck getting rid of him for Crouch. Diagonal ball central. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside? Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance. Seemed to work for Inter Milan, especially when he had CRonaldo in his back pocket but yeah, decent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 If you haven't collapsed in a drunken mess, what are your thoughts on the Santon signing Wearside? Only seen him play a couple of times but looked decent, not sure a right footed left back is the answer to your problems though. As we have found out, playing a right footer on the left has it advantages but also a lot of disadvantages, personally it boils my p*** when I see a player having to constantly check back onto his proper foot and it halts any momentum you have going forward in a instance. Wearside: Could you please not post any more coherent messages with proper grammar? Kind of takes the shine off my usage of the words inbred, unwashed or cunts in every post I talk about s*nderland. Please user proper m*ckem speak when you post on here i.e. WUZ GANNA WIN THA LEEG WUTH A HUDRED POINTS THIS YER MARRA!!!!!!!11111 Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted August 30, 2011 Share Posted August 30, 2011 I wuz there when Gyan wuz cannaaye good. What, when we beat them 5-1? Was Gyan playing? nope- nobody was playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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