pedro111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quailman Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Well that clears that one up... I can sleep easier tonight knowing that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. A regular http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/charlesdarwin.jpg you are! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Go on then, where did the chicken come from? All dinosaurs and then birds laid/lay eggs afaik, therefore the chicken is either (a) a direct descendent of a creature that is not a bird, or (b) a mutation from a creature that laid eggs and evolved into a chicken. I know what is more likely in my mind and it aint a cow giving birth to a chicken Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Thankyou for the turly remarkable insight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. A regular http://www.thequoteblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/charlesdarwin.jpg you are! Thanks man, I like to spread knowledge amongst our community. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Dont know if it's posted already? Article 17 of FIFA's Regulations for the Status and Transfer of Players is entitled "Consequences of Terminating a Contract Without Just Cause", and is the fifth article of Chapter IV, "Maintenance of Contractual Stability between Professionals and Clubs". It outlines the provisions which apply if a contract is terminated without just cause, and the requirement for the party in breach to pay compensation.[9] Specifically, it states that any player who signed a contract before the age of 28 can buy himself out of the contract three years after the deal was signed. If he is 28 or older the time limit is shortened to two years.[10][11] Article 17 was introduced in December 2004, with effect from 1 July 2005.[12] He can't buy himself out of the contract then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tisd09 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Let's do a first-page update to outline this bloody story. Who has actually followed it all? Me, unfortunately Get to it. Me or one of the others'll paste it in. Chapter 4: A New Hope A long time ago, in a Galaxy Far Far Away... It is a time of Civil War as the Arfa Alliance flees the OM Empire. However, the Empire's net is closing in and any chance of escape looks slim. Darth Deschamps has ordered that the Rebel Alliance turn itself in and has dispatched several tabdroids to spread rumours of their fate. Meanwhile, the Smugglar Hughton Solo doesn't want any of this s*** and watches on, knowing full well Obi Ben Arfa would love to a trip inside his Millenium NUFC to get to TaTOONie. Jabba the Mike, and Llambias Crumb, cackle manically at the twisted web of distrust they have spread between the OM Empire and the Arfa Alliance. Best thing in this thread! Quality! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Go on then, where did the chicken come from? All dinosaurs and then birds laid/lay eggs afaik, therefore the chicken is either (a) a direct descendent of a creature that is not a bird, or (b) a mutation from a creature that laid eggs and evolved into a chicken. I know what is more likely in my mind and it aint a cow giving birth to a chicken Listen mate, alls I know is that these proper geeky scientists figured it out a couple months back and it was in the papers and everything. British scientists they were too. Basically Chickens usued to give birth some other way before this special protein was developed then they started putting them in eggs and all that. Look it up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Kaizero pleaaaseee Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cockneymag Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i like turtles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 A few pages back someone asked "What came first the chicken or the egg?". Where have you been? They scientifically proved a couple of months back that it was the chicken that came first and it was only later on that they started producing a special protein which allowed them to create eggs. Go on then, where did the chicken come from? All dinosaurs and then birds laid/lay eggs afaik, therefore the chicken is either (a) a direct descendent of a creature that is not a bird, or (b) a mutation from a creature that laid eggs and evolved into a chicken. I know what is more likely in my mind and it aint a cow giving birth to a chicken Listen mate, alls I know is that these proper geeky scientists figured it out a couple months back and it was in the papers and everything. British scientists they were too. Basically Chickens usued to give birth some other way before this special protein was developed then they started putting them in eggs and all that. Look it up. http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/newsandevents/pressreleases/researchers_apply_computing/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 i like turtles. Can imagine negotiating with Derek Llambias is like talking to Johnathon the Turtles kid. "How much will you offer us for Ben Arfa?" "...I like toitles." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Not 127-128 when they start doing the meerkat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Not 127-128 when they start doing the meerkat? I buckled to the peer pressure after feeling the need to join in Chris Kenobi's antics after posting Churchill... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 He's made a few mistakes, but to be fair to Kaizero, his avatar is fucking briliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Not 127-128 when they start doing the meerkat? I buckled to the peer pressure after feeling the need to join in Chris Kenobi's antics after posting Churchill... Don't backtrack on the greatness you created. Toon Meerkats should live on! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Not 127-128 when they start doing the meerkat? I buckled to the peer pressure after feeling the need to join in Chris Kenobi's antics after posting Churchill... Don't backtrack on the greatness you created. Toon Meerkats should live on! We need a meerkat smiley now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 http://www.rtl.fr/fiche/5947911010/football-om-le-bras-de-fer-avec-hatem-ben-arfa-continue.html Audio interviews with Ben Arfa's lawyer (at least that's what the people on the Marseille forum say). If anyone can speak French, these may be of interest. - As it stands HBA has never said anything against his club or his manager. - He was made to understand last season that it was probably best for him to find another club - At the start of this season the manager, sporting director and president told him very clearly to find another club - Then there was talk of NUFC. But it wasn't HBA that found NUFC. It was OM through agents that made it happen - So we are in a situation that was engineered and wanted by Marseille, not HBA - After talks took place we were informed that NUFC had met all the conditions put forward by OM (loan deal with option to buy) - Yet OM seem to be messing about - Final word to HBA who yesterday said "I won't be going back to Marseille". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Pages 125-126 will go down in NO folklore. Not 127-128 when they start doing the meerkat? The meerkat's were great, but it all started with the question about Gossip Girl. We can extend it from page 125-128. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 http://www.rtl.fr/fiche/5947911010/football-om-le-bras-de-fer-avec-hatem-ben-arfa-continue.html Audio interviews with Ben Arfa's lawyer (at least that's what the people on the Marseille forum say). If anyone can speak French, these may be of interest. - As it stands HBA has never said anything against his club or his manager. - He was made to understand last season that it was probably best for him to find another club - At the start of this season the manager, sporting director and president told him very clearly to find another club - Then there was talk of NUFC. But it wasn't HBA that found NUFC. It was OM through agents that made it happen - So we are in a situation that was engineered and wanted by Marseille, not HBA - After talks took place we were informed that NUFC had met all the conditions put forward by OM (loan deal with option to buy) - Yet OM seem to be messing about - Final word to HBA who yesterday said "I won't be going back to Marseille". cheers Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 http://www.rtl.fr/fiche/5947911010/football-om-le-bras-de-fer-avec-hatem-ben-arfa-continue.html Audio interviews with Ben Arfa's lawyer (at least that's what the people on the Marseille forum say). If anyone can speak French, these may be of interest. - As it stands HBA has never said anything against his club or his manager. - He was made to understand last season that it was probably best for him to find another club - At the start of this season the manager, sporting director and president told him very clearly to find another club - Then there was talk of NUFC. But it wasn't HBA that found NUFC. It was OM through agents that made it happen - So we are in a situation that was engineered and wanted by Marseille, not HBA - After talks took place we were informed that NUFC had met all the conditions put forward by OM (loan deal with option to buy) - Yet OM seem to be messing about - Final word to HBA who yesterday said "I won't be going back to Marseille". Fairly reassuring at our end at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 http://www.rtl.fr/fiche/5947911010/football-om-le-bras-de-fer-avec-hatem-ben-arfa-continue.html Audio interviews with Ben Arfa's lawyer (at least that's what the people on the Marseille forum say). If anyone can speak French, these may be of interest. - As it stands HBA has never said anything against his club or his manager. - He was made to understand last season that it was probably best for him to find another club - At the start of this season the manager, sporting director and president told him very clearly to find another club - Then there was talk of NUFC. But it wasn't HBA that found NUFC. It was OM through agents that made it happen - So we are in a situation that was engineered and wanted by Marseille, not HBA - After talks took place we were informed that NUFC had met all the conditions put forward by OM (loan deal with option to buy) - Yet OM seem to be messing about - Final word to HBA who yesterday said "I won't be going back to Marseille". Cheers pal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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