EthiGeordie Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 http://www.sportingpreview.com/prem_news/10110329.php Most of the British media are reporting that Alan Pardew has travelled to the north-east to take up his appointment as Newcastle manager today but we can exclusively reveal that this is not true. SportingPreview.com understands that the Pardew story is no more than a smokescreeen and that the former West Ham manager is instead to be offered the assistant manager's role with none other than Jurgen Klinsmann due to arrive on Tyneside for his coronation as Newcastle boss tomorrow. linsmann was mysteriously missing from the list of potential managers and Mike Ashley and his Newcastle colleagues have done a great job of covering up the real identity of the new manager. We understand that Klinsmann was approached last week and instantly accepted the challenge of taking the Geordie giants back into Europe and beyond. Pardew is a perfect foil for Klinsmann as number two as the German legend has never managed in the Premier League whereas Pardew has the necessary experience. Mike Ashley stated that Hughton was fired as Toon need a manager with more experience and Klinsmann fits the bill perfectly. He is also the big name boss that Ashley wanted and his appointment may just about appease the Newcastle fans, still understandably angry after the sacking of Hughton. Ashley is a known Tottenham Hotspur fan and Klinsmann's legendary status at the London club gave the Newcastle chairman the idea of this appointment. Expect Klinsmann to be unveiled on Tyneside on Thursday lunchtime and to take charge for Saturday's match against Liverpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Shit source tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 rtg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Oh that's alright then. Phew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Better than Pardew at least... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Fucking hell man I'm not going to bother...shoot shit at Ethi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_akLHpeO7qyA/TPDoj8_i44I/AAAAAAAADFg/0-c4LnhumM8/s1600/implied%2Bfacepalm.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Would be happy with htat but i doubt it will happen. Our only hope now is Pardew is driving up, gets caught in a snow drift and freezes to death in his car. Mind you Ashley woul still roll him out as the new boss. A frozen Pardew would be cheap as fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Well he have Spurs connection which is prerequisite to work for Ashley.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 So I expect Klinsmann's been given a £200m war chest then. Isn't this all soopah? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Well he have Spurs connection which is prerequisite to work for Ashley.... Detective Ethi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redheugh Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Don't mention the war Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 If we went on to get Jurgen, I'd have a heart attack... I doubt this will happen and assume it will be someone like Pardew. I obviously hope I am wrong with my assumption. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thefishman Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 His odds on betfair have went from 26-1 to 16-1 in the last minute LOLOL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Ashley likes him because he's one letter from klansman, the fat racist cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Ashley likes him because he's one letter from klansman, the fat racist c***. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 No it isn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 What the fuck is that website? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Because of course Klinsmann would want ALAN FUCKING PARDEW as his assistant... http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/10/07/lennartpreissafp460.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
QBG Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 I have no words. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocho Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 His odds on betfair have went from 26-1 to 16-1 in the last minute LOLOL I've put £1000 on this. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 Class. New owners from Qatar and Klinsmann as our manager. Man, it was only yesterday that I wanted the ground to open up and swallow me! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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EthiGeordie Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 12/1 at sky BET....... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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