midds Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Did you use table condiments to show him though? That's where he'll really grasp it. Shrek toys actually. Shola was the fucking donkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I see you've launched a one woman campaign on Twitter, Blef, to have Gray and Keys condemned to history. #mingegate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Did you use table condiments to show him though? That's where he'll really grasp it. Shrek toys actually. Shola was the fucking donkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Lets wait and see what Monkey Digits and Fat Scot make of our player's divas standing on the side of the pitch in a couple of months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I've had a baby AND I know the offside rule!!11LOLZ Do I win? Dunno? I've had 3 babies and I know the offside rule! Ah but Cath's a better mother...so she wins. The only way to sort this is to put all 4 bairns in a line facing the same way,someone shouts "out",and the last one to move is obviously the one who's creating the opportunity for an imaginary opponent to make an offside trap breaking run. Whose ever child is the last one out is therefore the loser. Simples. I've already taught the boy the fundamentals of the offside rule though. Blef's girls will clearly be lacking. Did you use table condiments to show him though? That's where he'll really grasp it. Shrek toys actually. Shola was the f***ing donkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Tbh I should be shocked by some of the posts on here but I'm not. The lads who think they are being hilariously funny by making pathetic comments which weren't funny back in the 1970's are just showing themselves to be narrow minded misogynists. It's not right that Keys and Grey made these comments, even with the mics turned off. They are at work and should act in a professional way. It's not PC gone mad, it's two idiots on tv showing themselves up! They show themselves up every week anyway. Who? The narrow minded misogynists on here? You're shit at spotting sarcasm. It's because you're a woman anarl. Sarcasm or not, it's not on. Do you make sarcastic comments regarding race? Woman in getting emotional shocker. Dry your eyes, sugartits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Pissi is the Archbishop of Banterbury like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 has anybody got a pic of lines-woman-man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 @SkyNewsBreak: Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has phoned assistant referee Sian Massey to apologise for comments he made about her on Saturday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 "You finished texting your mates? fucking hell, I've been trying to get through for 30 minutes. Right, I'm sorry for what I said about you. You're not a shit linesman-woman-thing. I'll let you bake me a cake as way of apology" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 I bet he asked her what she was wearing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 "Really sorry, I mean, who'd have guessed you're a woman with a chest like that? Bloody Andy has bigger tits than you!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Tbh I should be shocked by some of the posts on here but I'm not. The lads who think they are being hilariously funny by making pathetic comments which weren't funny back in the 1970's are just showing themselves to be narrow minded misogynists. It's not right that Keys and Grey made these comments, even with the mics turned off. They are at work and should act in a professional way. It's not PC gone mad, it's two idiots on tv showing themselves up! They show themselves up every week anyway. Who? The narrow minded misogynists on here? You're s*** at spotting sarcasm. It's because you're a woman anarl. Sarcasm or not, it's not on. Do you make sarcastic comments regarding race? Woman in getting emotional shocker. Dry your eyes, sugartits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 @SkyNewsBreak: Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has phoned assistant referee Sian Massey to apologise for comments he made about her on Saturday. I'm sure he has to save his job, the grovelling wolfs bell end Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Probably just sent her a picture message of his extremities. http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/2767/poorrichard.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Chelsea fans chanting "Are you watching Andy Gray?" and "Andy Gray, Channel Five." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 @SkyNewsBreak: Sky Sports presenter Richard Keys has phoned assistant referee Sian Massey to apologise for comments he made about her on Saturday. I'm sure he has to save his job, the grovelling wolfs bell end Its what the baying mob wanted as well as they thrive off the well known apologising for misdemeanour's, it like oxgen to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The thing that weirds me out about both recordings is the way they go on. Neither sound like they're just having jovial banter, they actually sound deadly angry. Pair of weirdos tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The thing that weirds me out about both recordings is the way they go on. Neither sound like they're just having jovial banter, they actually sound deadly angry. Pair of weirdos tbh. yep- their tone and manner sounds like a couple of internet weirdos planning a murder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The thing that weirds me out about both recordings is the way they go on. Neither sound like they're just having jovial banter, they actually sound deadly angry. Pair of weirdos tbh. yep- their tone and manner sounds like a couple of internet weirdos planning a murder. cp40 is ITK. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The thing that weirds me out about both recordings is the way they go on. Neither sound like they're just having jovial banter, they actually sound deadly angry. Pair of weirdos tbh. yep- their tone and manner sounds like a couple of internet weirdos planning a murder. Worse than Peter Sutcliffe, probably. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 The thing that weirds me out about both recordings is the way they go on. Neither sound like they're just having jovial banter, they actually sound deadly angry. Pair of weirdos tbh. Was their weirdness ever in doubt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Not really like, just thought they might have been like... normal people outside the camera. They're freaky as out based on not just this but the other times they've been caught out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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