ChrisMcQuillan Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'll wait till he actually signs and plays for us before I judge him. My guess is that unless we have a ton of injuries, he will never see the field. Starting at the weekend, then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 So this is their way of making Nolan look thin! Genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NewBoyPeetah Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 This is class, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Imagine watching Kuqi and Campbell battling it out in training...probably over the lunch options like. So by signing him are we saying all our youth team are shite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I'll wait till he actually signs and plays for us before I judge him. My guess is that unless we have a ton of injuries, he will never see the field. Starting at the weekend, then? Ranger and Best are fit for the weekend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 The closest I can get to being positive about this is that at his best he was a 1 in 5 goal scorer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sam Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Face, meet Palm. I'll leave you two to get acquainted..... Seriously, WTF Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tdeans Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Just you tube Shefki Kuqi v Barnsley | Miss of the Season 09-10? to see what we're getting. Holy Crap. I laughed so hard at this one. I think it should be emphasised that he is only if the worst literally really does to come worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 This is class, I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Imagine watching Kuqi and Campbell battling it out in training...probably over the lunch options like. So by signing him are we saying all our youth team are s****? "What youth team" is probably closer to the truth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Yes because overpaid, unfit, unmotivated Brazilians are exactly what we need to bring into the dressing room. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Ewerthon was awfully piss poor three years ago, a shadow of his days at Dortmund. We're not missing out on anything spectacular. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tdeans Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Does anybody have a way to put a GIF of Kuqi's miss on here so that we can all see it??? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I expect a Lovenkrands-style deal with this. Couple of goals between now and the end of the season, followed by a three-year deal and a ready-made excuse not to buy a striker in the summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Yes because overpaid, unfit, unmotivated Brazilians are exactly what we need to bring into the dressing room. But less talented, unfit, 34 year old, journeyman Finns are great? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Yes because overpaid, unfit, unmotivated Brazilians are exactly what we need to bring into the dressing room. But less talented, unfit, 34 year old, journeyman Finns are great? We were going to get someone utterly shit either way, to be fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ToonArmyST Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 !! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozy Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Ridiculous. If we've signed him because we're too tight to give Ewerthon a decent deal then all concerned need a good fucking slap. Yes because overpaid, unfit, unmotivated Brazilians are exactly what we need to bring into the dressing room. But less talented, unfit, 34 year old, journeyman Finns are great? Fair point But this just has the Sibierski feeling about it, where he is so grateful to actually be here that he might play half decent. Ewerthon feels horribly like the Cacapa signing, which would be a terrible mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fried Chicken Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I expect a Lovenkrands-style deal with this. Couple of goals between now and the end of the season, followed by a three-year deal and a ready-made excuse not to buy a striker in the summer. A Mike Ashley Special Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Quichà Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 The new Andy Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Unbelievably shit player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrSundlofer Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 I think Pardew have looked at Aliadière, Ewerthon and Kuqi and decided we need a target man. So, who to sign? Kuqi is 188 cm and 100 kg... I'm okay with it until the end of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Why is this embarassing? It's like signing Lamine Diatta. He probably costs next to nothing and will play only when absolutely necessary. A couple of years down the road most of us won' t even remember that this happened. Sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Journeyman pro gets his shot at the big time. He's going to be well motivated. If he does get on, it won't be pretty but would expect to see him create some mayhem in the box at set pieces at the very least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Shefki Kuqi ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Journeyman pro gets his shot at the big time. He's going to be well motivated. If he does get on, it won't be pretty but would expect to see him create some mayhem in the box at set pieces at the very least. Pardew must really think the rest of our team is shit if he thinks we need someone just to hoof the ball at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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