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L'Equipe: Modibo Maiga fails medical; transfer 'abandoned'


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Seriously though, as badly as we need a striker, do we really want this stroppy number in our squad? I really can't stomach whinging twats of that ilk. Is he really THE striker to fill the void? Do we want him THAT badly? So many questions that nee f***er has answers to. If this was Sturridge, then I'd pay over the odds and disregard the behaviour. Seeing as he's an unknown quantity I'm not too sure #panicbuyftw

 

Don't talk shit about Maiga, he'll drop his cock on your foot so you break your metarsal and ankle.

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Seriously though, as badly as we need a striker, do we really want this stroppy number in our squad? I really can't stomach whinging twats of that ilk. Is he really THE striker to fill the void? Do we want him THAT badly? So many questions that nee f***er has answers to. If this was Sturridge, then I'd pay over the odds and disregard the behaviour. Seeing as he's an unknown quantity I'm not too sure #panicbuyftw

 

Ben Arfa...

 

Yes but with HBA we knew the sort of player we'd be getting in the sense that he's a French international, who'd been on the scene for a few years and came with a big reputation. This guy, not so much. Could turn out to be a world beater, and hoy his toys out when Dogleash comes knocking next year. Or he could just be turboshit, with an attitude.

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Seriously though, as badly as we need a striker, do we really want this stroppy number in our squad? I really can't stomach whinging twats of that ilk. Is he really THE striker to fill the void? Do we want him THAT badly? So many questions that nee f***er has answers to. If this was Sturridge, then I'd pay over the odds and disregard the behaviour. Seeing as he's an unknown quantity I'm not too sure #panicbuyftw

 

Don't talk s*** about Maiga, he'll drop his cock on your foot so you break your metarsal and ankle.

 

Sorry mate. Hadn't realized he was your guy.

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Based on nothing other than stereotypes, not hot on this.

 

Other than Etoo and Drogba no African striker has looked the real deal to me.

 

Is he a Martins/Gyan/Kalou? Ie an athlete with some skill but no idea how to play football?

 

Appreciate this is a slightly ridiculous post and British strikers can be brainless too, just there is an African "type" of hitman.

 

I've Youtubed him and I can confirm that on an 8 inch screen and at a distance I can't tell the difference between him and Obafemi Martins.

 

Also looks like he can't kick the ball with his right foot at all

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Seriously though, as badly as we need a striker, do we really want this stroppy number in our squad? I really can't stomach whinging twats of that ilk. Is he really THE striker to fill the void? Do we want him THAT badly? So many questions that nee fucker has answers to. If this was Sturridge, then I'd pay over the odds and disregard the behaviour. Seeing as he's an unknown quantity I'm not too sure #panicbuyftw

 

Just being discussed in the other thread, our most successful side in recent times had some proper bell ends like Dyer and Bellamy. First we need to get some good players in then it's Pardew's job to manage them.

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Seriously though, as badly as we need a striker, do we really want this stroppy number in our squad? I really can't stomach whinging twats of that ilk. Is he really THE striker to fill the void? Do we want him THAT badly? So many questions that nee f***er has answers to. If this was Sturridge, then I'd pay over the odds and disregard the behaviour. Seeing as he's an unknown quantity I'm not too sure #panicbuyftw

 

Just being discussed in the other thread, our most successful side in recent times had some proper bell ends like Dyer and Bellamy. First we need to get some good players in then it's Pardew's job to manage them.

 

Well yes, but we also had SBR managing that rat pack.

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http://videos.tf1.fr/telefoot/interview-mercato-maiga-veut-rejoindre-newcastle-6649900.html

 

Haven't seen him play but the videos of his goals are impressive. He looks composed on the ball, good dribbling and shooting technique and apparently he's one of the more dangerous strikers in the air in Ligue 1..

 

By all accounts Maïga is more suited to a deeper, second striker role, so he should be good foil for our other strikers.

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Sochaux President Alexandre Lacombe has told Canal+ that Modibo Maiga will not be leaving for Newcastle

 

End of the striker hunt then?

 

Fuck knows who else might be left on the list, but can't imagine them being that much better than Best, Shola, Ba, or Obertan now.

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Imagine Souness man management with all of our snail eaters  :lol:

 

You've got a poofs name. In goal!

 

:lol:

 

probably get chucked in the reserves for lessons on "properness" with Deano Saunders

 

Yohann, that a f***ing nancy boys name, left f***ing back for you son. And no pretty little passes either, you hit f***ing Shola on the diagonal or you'll have me to answer to

 

I'd much rather be called Yohann as in Cruyff than Shola as in shite.

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End of the striker hunt?

 

Fuck knows who else might be left on the list, but can't imagine them being that much better than Best, Shola, Ba, or Obertan now.

 

Bendtner's still available. Or we could just offer the money it will take to buy this lad as they would probably sell rather than keep an unhappy player.

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http://passionweiss.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/pitchfork_5.jpg

 

 

It's being sharpened....

 

Death by trident.....cool :D

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Just for jonny hall

 

Lock

 

End of!

 

Give it a rest man

 

Relax proph

 

When you play poker with very few chips you are more than likely going to lose

 

The president saying he is not moving with 10 days left leaves little room for compromise

 

So you give it a rest!

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Completely fucking bored of our inability to bring a centre forward into the club.

 

We'll sign a left back, then move super utility man Ryan Taylor up front.

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