TheHoob Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Mr O'Neil strode out triumphantly onto the hallowed turf. This was his moment his time had come. Within seconds he was swarmed by his players, never in human history has there been a more courageous group of titans representing the creed of mackemdom. Yes, 2013 seen the year that the Mackem rose to the height of his forefathers; he was a champion once again. Yet it had not always seemed liekly to be so; the summer signings of Balotelli, Hummels and Drogba, each attracted by the powerful charisma and charm of Mr O'Neil had seen SAFC roar into a stunning lead in the PL season, leading by 6 points on Christams day. Gordon, ably assisted by the form of the trio of Vaughan, Hummels and Brown, had marshalled a defence the likes not seen in this country before, which a midfield inspired by the creative genius of Sess and Mcelan and the guile of Colbeck had provided sufficient support to the attack of Gyan, Drogba and Balotelli, the former of whom had his apolgies for leaving accepted after expalining his treatment at the hands of Bruce and the latter of whom joined after being persuaded of the socialist values of the club and commitmment to development in his native land. Hopes of the title had been seemingly dashed when nearest competitors Team Manchester Red had secured a 1-0 vicotory over the elite lads of the north east following a controversial penalty decision against the plucky defenders of mackemdom, the first in a host of 'honest mistakes' which threatended to thwart the title bid og those pure of heart. The last day of the season saw a Sunderland side relying on their fierce opposents of the deiils red dropping points at the unlikely saviours of Stoke City. As the clock ticked towards the 95th minute all hope seemed lost as the potters trailed by a single goal, before the ball broke on the edge of the penalty box. As the ball broke a s shiver of light alight the mane of one Kenyne Jones as the spirit of Stokoe soared through his child, as Jones silkily sidestepped two challnages before slotting the ball past a despairing De Gea. Mackemdom errupted as an 8-0 final day victory over the Mag had condemmned his sorry cohorts to relegation, as he sulked back to his pastry crusted, gravy sipping magdom fresh in the knowledge that Mackemdom had won the war. A reluctant MON was coaxed onto the pitch by his beaming squad, with former hellraiser Balotelli thanking MON, as his 'manager and father'. Ina stirring championship address Mr O'neil gave a ralying cry to mackemdom as the pilgrims descended upon the temple of gold, 'tell me my children, tell me that you never doubted this. Tell me that you never despaired. Tell me that your always belived this would be the season I would give wings to your deareest dreams dreams.' His stiriing speech saw a denounciation of the governemnt and of the vicious press forces of the magedia who had violated all conceptions embedded in society which offered a progressive mackem vision; leading to the governement collapsing and widespread abandoment of the rags which attacked the new wave of social pressure. This charming, personable, inspirational, understated man. This was his hour. But the day belonged to soemthing more than a man, it belonged to an idea. Mackemdom had risen and was a force to be recognised. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702510#ixzz1vYTLN7SQ Guess who Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mackem Logic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Ha ha, from the notifications on the FB pgae, it appears that Basic Mick Allan liked the page last night, but he doesn't anymore. I'm guessing he thought it was a genuine appreciation page too, until he started looking at some of the pics. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pintofscottsellers Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Just looked at that Mickam facebook page, can't stop laughing here, absolutely brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Mr O'Neil strode out triumphantly onto the hallowed turf. This was his moment his time had come. Within seconds he was swarmed by his players, never in human history has there been a more courageous group of titans representing the creed of mackemdom. Yes, 2013 seen the year that the Mackem rose to the height of his forefathers; he was a champion once again. Yet it had not always seemed liekly to be so; the summer signings of Balotelli, Hummels and Drogba, each attracted by the powerful charisma and charm of Mr O'Neil had seen SAFC roar into a stunning lead in the PL season, leading by 6 points on Christams day. Gordon, ably assisted by the form of the trio of Vaughan, Hummels and Brown, had marshalled a defence the likes not seen in this country before, which a midfield inspired by the creative genius of Sess and Mcelan and the guile of Colbeck had provided sufficient support to the attack of Gyan, Drogba and Balotelli, the former of whom had his apolgies for leaving accepted after expalining his treatment at the hands of Bruce and the latter of whom joined after being persuaded of the socialist values of the club and commitmment to development in his native land. Hopes of the title had been seemingly dashed when nearest competitors Team Manchester Red had secured a 1-0 vicotory over the elite lads of the north east following a controversial penalty decision against the plucky defenders of mackemdom, the first in a host of 'honest mistakes' which threatended to thwart the title bid og those pure of heart. The last day of the season saw a Sunderland side relying on their fierce opposents of the deiils red dropping points at the unlikely saviours of Stoke City. As the clock ticked towards the 95th minute all hope seemed lost as the potters trailed by a single goal, before the ball broke on the edge of the penalty box. As the ball broke a s shiver of light alight the mane of one Kenyne Jones as the spirit of Stokoe soared through his child, as Jones silkily sidestepped two challnages before slotting the ball past a despairing De Gea. Mackemdom errupted as an 8-0 final day victory over the Mag had condemmned his sorry cohorts to relegation, as he sulked back to his pastry crusted, gravy sipping magdom fresh in the knowledge that Mackemdom had won the war. A reluctant MON was coaxed onto the pitch by his beaming squad, with former hellraiser Balotelli thanking MON, as his 'manager and father'. Ina stirring championship address Mr O'neil gave a ralying cry to mackemdom as the pilgrims descended upon the temple of gold, 'tell me my children, tell me that you never doubted this. Tell me that you never despaired. Tell me that your always belived this would be the season I would give wings to your deareest dreams dreams.' His stiriing speech saw a denounciation of the governemnt and of the vicious press forces of the magedia who had violated all conceptions embedded in society which offered a progressive mackem vision; leading to the governement collapsing and widespread abandoment of the rags which attacked the new wave of social pressure. This charming, personable, inspirational, understated man. This was his hour. But the day belonged to soemthing more than a man, it belonged to an idea. Mackemdom had risen and was a force to be recognised. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702510#ixzz1vYTLN7SQ Guess who Seems one of them has found two brain cells to rub together.. Always reads as if it's posted by a Mag taking the piss for me. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702510&page=3#ixzz1vaeOiMYp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 MARTIN O'Neill and Alan Pardew have agreed to put their past disagreements behind them after a chance meeting earlier this month. It is understood the two North-East bosses held a friendly conversation, in which they agreed to draw a line under last season's events. There is also an understanding at both Sunderland and Newcastle that there is little to be gained from the region's two biggest clubs being at loggerheads. http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/spo..._call_a_truce/ MON is a quietly spoken, intelligent bloke. Confrontation is not in his nature. Pardew is an arrogant, intelligent bloke. He loves the sound of his own voice. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702584#ixzz1vagQuaSn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 There is also an understanding at both Sunderland and Newcastle that there is little to be gained from the region's two biggest clubs being at loggerheads. Aye, that'll change Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Not keen on joining the mackems' extensive list of friend clubs like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 The Tyne-Wear Friendship Cup. Sponsored by Unicorns Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Apparently Richardson is the 3rd best left back in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 There's an aunty/cousin/wife/sister (probably all four tbh) http://www.facebook.com/jenna.allan.7 Scroll down, she's a looker !!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Apparently Richardson is the 3rd best left back in the league. http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1474222_o.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Is this the start of their biannual Derby Day Rise & Fall then? Mon will destroy Pardew, he's quiet and calculating, he'll have aces up his sleeve come D-Day etc etc. Their patter is shit man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Not keen on joining the mackems' extensive list of friend clubs like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mackem Logic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Is this the start of their biannual Derby Day Rise & Fall then? Mon will destroy Pardew, he's quiet and calculating, he'll have aces up his sleeve come D-Day etc etc. Their patter is s*** man. Pardew is shitting it. SHITTING IT. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=12635710&postcount=20 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 In the 1980s the mag rejected the common front proposed by Mackemdom to counter act Thatcher. Our hostility to the mag is a matter of ideology which stretches back centuries. It is about more than football. More than Geography. Our rivals strecth back to these heady days of yore; yet it was the 1980s that saw the greatest change to relations. Simply put, the mag decided to define himself in oppossition to mackemdom, by aligning with the establishment contemptuous of the north east. The Mag plots from the bowels of Magdor just one thing; the death of SAFC. There can be no truce, no compromise, no ceasation of hostilities with our enemies who want to destroy us. Guess who? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 funny tho it is, if that is a newcastle fan...it's a bit sad spending that much time spouting utter shit, especially that essay further up the page Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Damn . . . . thought we were having a Mickem update there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Just because O'Neill looks like a balding speccy kid it doesn't mean he is quiet. Personally I don't think it should be forgotten that he basically accused us of doing a deal with the ref. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mackem Logic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 One small 'Mickam' update.... going off his FB feed, it appears 'basic Mick Allan' is about to become a fatha'. Can't await to see if its gets called Mick or Michaela!! Though, the thought of any of them (in)breeding is pretty scary! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuneaton Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 i cant believe basic mick or uncal mick havent reared their heads on here yet. it seemed a certainty ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Christ Mini Micky . . . . The poor little bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Apparently Richardson is the 3rd best left back in the league. http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1474222_o.gif How about this for delusion? Re: Everton enquire about Richardson Cash plus Fellaini? Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=702694#ixzz1vbyU5Caq Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Is Uncal Mick aware that he's fast becoming a forum sensation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mackem Logic Posted May 22, 2012 Share Posted May 22, 2012 Is Uncal Mick aware that he's fast becoming a forum sensation? Just sent him a message on FB, with a linky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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