Guest bimpy474 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Theres me thinking my Bowling ball falling on cock story might change the mood. Got one about jizzing in my own eye, its like being poked with a stinging nettle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Theres me thinking my Bowling ball falling on cock story my change the mood. Got one about jizzing in my own eye, its like being poked with a stinging nettle. aye, jill said it stings like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. and if we win all our games ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you sure you want to try this Madras? The lad's not the sharpest tool in the shed.. I'm a hammer tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. Impossible if they are playing some of those teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. and if we win all our games ? Then we'll probably finish 4th as Tottenham wont win all of theirs? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. and if we win all our games ? Then we'll probably finish 4th as Tottenham wont win all of theirs? probably ? i thought if it was in our hands, the phrase means that if we win all our games nothing couild stop it.........guess what, that doesn't work in this scenario. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I think you're getting somewhere madras. Keep at it! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Right battle of wits in here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Right battle of wits in here. wits ? missing another 't' aren't you ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. and if we win all our games ? Then we'll probably finish 4th as Tottenham wont win all of theirs? probably ? i thought if it was in our hands, the phrase means that if we win all our games nothing couild stop it.........guess what, that doesn't work in this scenario. I've always took the phrase as meaning that you are very much in power of your own destiny, we are, no matter what Tottenham do we can still finish 4th, to me that's still in our hands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Right battle of wits in here. wits ? missing another 't' aren't you ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Are you on the wind up Gupter? We could win all our matches and still not finish 4th, so it's clearly not all in our hands. Ali's right. Spurs could win all their games and still not finish 4th so it's not in their hands either. Spurs just so happen to have a significant goal difference advantage at present, but it's in neither team's hands in the real sense of the phrase. As soon as a team goes a point or more clear it's in their hands. We have a winner (well, another one who understands what I've said all along)! Are you taking the f***ing p*ss? Are you? So i'm thick as f*** for saying: We CAN still finish 4th in spite of other results, so if Tottenham win all 5 games, we can still 'mathmatically' finish ahead of them. Mathematically it isn't in out favour. You then agree with Interpolic who writes this exact same logic, just in a different manner It's not the exact same logic though. What you fail to understand is that saying "It's not in Newcastle's hands" does not equal "It's in Spurs' hands" as both are in fact relying on the results of the other, i.e. it's in neither's hands. I said the first, but never the second. I havn't failed to understand anything, you have however. You have confused "It's still in our hands" as "it's solely in our own hands". I expect an apology. but if it isn't solely in our hands whats the point in the statement ? Because it states that we can still finish 4th in spite of other results, if it wasn't in our own hands then that would not be possible, and infact it would be "solely in Spurs' hands". i see, blackburns fate is in their own hands aswell then as they can avoid relegation in spite of other results, just depending on what those results are ? No, hence why i've previously stated "in spite of other results". Blackburn will be relegated if other teams ahead of them win all of their games. and if we win all our games ? Then we'll probably finish 4th as Tottenham wont win all of theirs? probably ? i thought if it was in our hands, the phrase means that if we win all our games nothing couild stop it.........guess what, that doesn't work in this scenario. I've always took the phrase as meaning that you are very much in power of your own destiny, we are, no matter what Tottenham do we can still finish 4th, to me that's still in our hands. no matter what tottenham do ? say for example they win their games by the same margin we win ours we finish 4th ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm sorry for starting all this. Next time an idiot challenges me I will bite my tongue, promised.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Well no, because in that scenario we wouldn't have fulfilled the criteria needed to finish 4th. Like i've said, i'm not taking the term "in our own hands" literally, i'm just looking at it from our point of view, and that is "In the unlikely outcome that both teams win every game, IF we outscore Tottenham by 11 goals we finish 4th". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm sorry for starting all this. Next time an idiot challenges me I will bite my tongue, promised.. You don't seem to have the maturity to make a valid case in all honestly, hence how Madras seems to have taken over whilst you stand on the sidelines celebrating some imaginary victory over the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm sorry for starting all this. Next time an idiot challenges me I will bite my tongue, promised.. You don't seem to have the maturity to make a valid case in all honestly, hence how Madras seems to have taken over whilst you stand on the sidelines celebrating some imaginary victory over the internet. Show me one post in this thread where I have said something that was factually, logically incorrect and deserving of the ridicule Ali gave me and you were laughing at and you will get your apology. In the meantime, I will consider your "i'm not taking the term "in our own hands" literally" statement as your admission that you were in way over your head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 I'm glad I stayed up for this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 How is this still going on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Just delete the last 5 pages please. Sorry I contributed to destroying a thread that started off with such promise. And let's make sure we get that Champions League spot! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Dont delete, I wanna know whats gone on Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Just joined this after doing some work tonight. Can't be arsed reading the rest of the thread. Great result for Wigan. Its in our own hands now. What does everyone reckon? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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