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can't stand the paper but the daily mail is probably the least worst for its newcastle news and stuff.

 

wonder if colo was always there first or if  he feels it's part of a captains duty ?

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The first player to arrive every day, without fail, is Fabricio Coloccini.

 

We find the Newcastle captain by his locker in the otherwise empty dressing room at eight thirty. He is waiting for his tea to boil.

 

LEGEND

 

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

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Is that Newcastle-Online I see on Pardew's screen? :snod:

 

Also, Internet Explorer. Lerl.

 

Also, the good players (well Papiss and Hatem) not sitting with Danny Simpson :laugh:

 

Colo looks like a rockstar. Pardew has a Pele book on his bookshelf.

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The red magnet in between August & September indicates where Pardew has it marked down "get out of here" after we've sold our star players on deadline day.

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Look forward to the Sunderland one.

 

"In the Bog of Eternal Stench, Lee Cattermole is eating witchity grubs while the rest of the team attempt to evolve sentience."

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Things that are mint about this photo:

 

The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards

The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk

The card he's got up. The fuck is it for

Boots on the cupboard

Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon.

Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks.

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Bet Pardew's getting a nosh off police acadamy style under his desk.

 

"Yes i'd like many many, maaaany new players Mike. I'd like to play them in a four four twooooooooo!"

 

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg

 

:pardsgrin:

 

Conclusive evidence that he wasn't expecting Europe

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Great stuff. :thup:

 

 

 

'I’d say a lot of that comes from the captain. Colo is one of the most professional players I’ve encountered and he just makes sure that everything is done properly and all the squad understands their responsibilities. That makes everyone’s life easier.’

 

:thup: :thup: :thup:

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Working in groups, the players go through a number of intense stretches and exercises aimed at ensuring all the key muscles are warmed up before the training session.

 

Carver says: 'There were some of the older guard, shall we say, who said this was a waste of time and it would never last. Now we do it twice a week and it is an integral part of our preparations.'

 

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Great stuff. :thup:

 

 

 

'I’d say a lot of that comes from the captain. Colo is one of the most professional players I’ve encountered and he just makes sure that everything is done properly and all the squad understands their responsibilities. That makes everyone’s life easier.’

 

:thup: :thup: :thup:

 

He's ney Michael Owen like

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