Dinho lad Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 It's been that sort of weekend....... despicable arseholes like Suarez, RVP and Bale being even more despicable. So I thought.... "hey, I wonder what's my despicable arseholes first XI would be like?". Anyway.... Hart Bardsley Carragher Terry Cole Cleverley Cattermole Suarez Nasri Bale RVP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Carragher is shite, wouldn't call him despicable. Cleverely - I don't really understand the recent wave of animosity against him. Maybe I've missed something. I'd probably swap out Cleverley for Gerrard, and Huth for Carragher on that basis. Nasri isn't exactly nice, but I'd have Duff in over him. Difficult to accommodate Owen too into that team, but he'd probably be injured anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 It's been that sort of weekend....... despicable arseholes like Suarez, RVP and Bale being even more despicable. So I thought.... "hey, I wonder what's my despicable arseholes first XI would be like?". Anyway.... Hart Bardsley Carragher Terry Cole Cleverley Cattermole Suarez Nasri Bale RVP Almost comparable to our national side for "despicableness" - I'm sure the addition of Rooney and Gerrard would tilt it. Wonder why so many have stopped taking an interest in England games over the last few years ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Do we include Barton ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Difficult to accommodate Owen too into that team, but he'd probably be injured anyway. weeyyyyyyy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Rooney is a good shout. Cattermole is almost too shit to be overly-despicable, so I might swap them round too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 This is mine Reina Bosingwa Olsson Terry Cole Mikel Cattermole Fellaini Duff Suarez Owen Subs: Cech Bertrand Carragher Gerrard Rooney RVP Manager: Roberto Di Matteo Ref: Howard Webb Venue: DW Commentators: Peter Drury and Chris Waddle Studio: Adrien Chiles, Harry Redknapp and Mark Bright. On ITV or ESPN on New Years Day in the snow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Manager: Pulis Ref: Webb Rennie, returning from retirement Commentary: Motson and Waddle Studio: Chiles, Bright, Gullit and Ashley Young (injured) ...ON ITV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Just don't like Cleverley at all. Punchable face, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Given Wilkinson Olsson Terry Cole Nani Clatts Giggs Bale Suarez Van Dickhead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMTW Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Just don't like Cleverley at all. Punchable face, I guess. This. Someone who just manages to piss you off without ever really doing anything wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ivanovic has a lovely punchable face like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 This is mine Reina Bosingwa Olsson Terry Cole Mikel Cattermole Fellaini Duff Suarez Owen Glad I'm not the only one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Don't really have an issue with any keepers Wilkinson - shit clogger Terry - prick Rio - prick Bardsley - shit coward clogger Delap - fraud Gerrard - prick Bale - cheat/celebration Walters - toe punt penalties Rooney - mouthy prick Owen - despicable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ivanovic has a lovely punchable face like. I can't believe I didn't put him in actually. Absolutely hate him. I must say if Dirk Kuyt was still in England Id have him in every position in a 666 formation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Nasri has such a punchable face as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Nasri has such a punchable face as well. He has, but I like him a lot as a player and winds Piers Morgan up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 I really have a dispreportionate hatred for Duff. The rest are self-explanatory, but I think I actually hate Duff the most and I hated him when he was here with his consistently shit, one footed, nothing football and his stupid fucking run in his stupid fucking shorts. Owen is more hateful as a person, but it's just in Duff's DNA. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Ivanovic has a lovely punchable face like. I can't believe I didn't put him in actually. Absolutely hate him. I must say if Dirk Kuyt was still in England Id have him in every position in a 666 formation. Cant say Kuyt annoyed me other than playing on Miseryside. Oooh just thought of Jack Wilshere, so so so so so Hateable and so so so so Punchable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Good post. Been thinking of something similar lately. Very surprised with the lack of Shelvey inclusion. The lads a proper cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nazza06 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Would have to say Phil Dowd as the referee for me, punchable face and a knob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Jermaine "ankle tag" Pennant...........punchable in the extreme. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 A special mention for Chris Kirkland who no longer is affiliated with the Premier League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMTW Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Watching Liverpool warming up in front of the Leazes end last season and I thought they'd already achieved the title of this thread. Adams is another I have an unreasonable hatred for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 8, 2012 Share Posted October 8, 2012 Seb Larrson is a detestable footballer and human being. Can we make this a squad thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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