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It's been that sort of weekend....... despicable arseholes like Suarez, RVP and Bale being even more despicable.

 

So I thought.... "hey, I wonder what's my despicable arseholes first XI would be like?".

 

Anyway....

             

                      Hart

 

Bardsley Carragher  Terry  Cole

 

      Cleverley      Cattermole

 

Suarez      Nasri          Bale

 

                  RVP

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Carragher is shite, wouldn't call him despicable. Cleverely - I don't really understand the recent wave of animosity against him. Maybe I've missed something.

 

I'd probably swap out Cleverley for Gerrard, and Huth for Carragher on that basis. Nasri isn't exactly nice, but I'd have Duff in over him. Difficult to accommodate Owen too into that team, but he'd probably be injured anyway.

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It's been that sort of weekend....... despicable arseholes like Suarez, RVP and Bale being even more despicable.

 

So I thought.... "hey, I wonder what's my despicable arseholes first XI would be like?".

 

Anyway....

             

                      Hart

 

Bardsley Carragher  Terry  Cole

 

      Cleverley      Cattermole

 

Suarez      Nasri          Bale

 

                  RVP

 

Almost comparable to our national side for "despicableness" - I'm sure the addition of Rooney and Gerrard would tilt it.

Wonder why so many have stopped taking an interest in England games over the last few years ?

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This is mine           

 

                      Reina

 

Bosingwa    Olsson  Terry  Cole

 

              Mikel  Cattermole

                      Fellaini

Duff                                    Suarez

                        Owen

 

Subs:

Cech

Bertrand

Carragher

Gerrard

Rooney

RVP

 

 

Manager: Roberto Di Matteo

Ref: Howard Webb

Venue: DW

Commentators: Peter Drury and Chris Waddle

Studio: Adrien Chiles, Harry Redknapp and Mark Bright.

 

On ITV or ESPN on New Years Day in the snow.

 

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This is mine           

 

                      Reina

 

Bosingwa    Olsson  Terry  Cole

 

              Mikel  Cattermole

                      Fellaini

Duff                                    Suarez

                        Owen         

 

                       

 

 

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Don't really have an issue with any keepers

 

Wilkinson - shit clogger

Terry - prick

Rio - prick

Bardsley - shit coward clogger

 

Delap - fraud

Gerrard - prick

Bale - cheat/celebration

Walters - toe punt penalties

 

Rooney - mouthy prick

Owen - despicable

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Ivanovic has a lovely punchable face like.

 

I can't believe I didn't put him in actually. Absolutely hate him.

 

I must say if Dirk Kuyt was still in England Id have him in every position in a 666 formation.

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Nasri has such a punchable face as well.

 

He has, but I like him a lot as a player and winds Piers Morgan up.

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I really have a dispreportionate hatred for Duff. The rest are self-explanatory, but I think I actually hate Duff the most and I hated him when he was here with his consistently shit, one footed, nothing football and his stupid fucking run in his stupid fucking shorts. Owen is more hateful as a person, but it's just in Duff's DNA.

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Ivanovic has a lovely punchable face like.

 

I can't believe I didn't put him in actually. Absolutely hate him.

 

I must say if Dirk Kuyt was still in England Id have him in every position in a 666 formation.

 

Cant say Kuyt annoyed me other than playing on Miseryside. Oooh just thought of Jack Wilshere, so so so so so Hateable and so so so so Punchable.

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Watching Liverpool warming up in front of the Leazes end last season and I thought they'd already achieved the title of this thread.

 

Adams is another I have an unreasonable hatred for.

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