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Just base it off the feet in all situations.

 

Fed up of attackers and defenders being in line with each other but it's ruled offside because they're leaning different ways.

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What VAR has shown is that premier league linesmen are actually pretty fucking good on the whole. The ones they don't get right are more often than not the ones we saw tonight where a tiny couple of centimetres of the attacker's body is offside. I think I'd be willing to risk some shocking decisions for the ability to celebrate goals properly again. I didn't celebrate the Willock goal tonight at all because I knew a check was coming

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The problem we've got now if they do get rid of VAR for offsides (won't happen, but let's imagine for a second) is that fans will now see a replay of something like Willock's goal tonight, which no one would have complained about being offside before VAR came in, and be moaning every week that VAR would have found an armpit was offside. It's completely fucked things up

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23 minutes ago, Yorkie said:

 

What, independently of VAR?

 

The offside rule is absolutely perfect the way it is. Like almost everything in football, it wasn't designed to be applied with atomic precision. 

 

Two utterly abhorrent disallowed goals tonight in our game and the WHU/MU one. Absolutely beyond me how people think this is good for the game.

I think we are agreeing. The offside rule is ridiculous. Especially when you realise why the rule was brought in. It was to stop "goal hanging". We in Gateshead would call it "goal mooching". Basically a forward just parking his arse in the oppositions box. That doesn't happen anymore so please can the football officials change the rule back to daylight between defender and attacker. Arsene Venger is desperately trying to tell the authorities that this needs to be done.

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18 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

Just admit you'll have the odd error and get away with VAR and everything being done to ruin the game.  Offsides have always been the hardest thing to call in football and linesman at the top were pretty good before the nonsense.

Honestly, there's nowt wrong with VAR. You can't blame VAR tonight. It's the shite offside rule. Will you not listen to me?

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Could try something like a sensor on the sports bra players wear so the location is constantly tracked, kind of where their centre of mass is. 

 

But would still lead to some weird offsides where the attacked isn't gaining any meaningful advantage. 

 

 

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Just make it so any contentious decisions are in Newcastle Uniteds favour. Job done.

 

We aren't owned by trillionaires for nowt.

 

 

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Just now, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Could try something like a sensor on the sports bra players where the location is constantly tracked, kind of where their centre of mass is. 

 

But would still lead to some weird offsides where the attacked isn't gaining any meaningful advantage. 

 

This is the worst idea of the lot. 

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Just now, El Prontonise said:

 

There's loads wrong with VAR.

There's not man! VAR used correctly is fantastic actually. It's still the humans that are getting the decisions wrong. That penalty that PSG were wrongly given. It was two fuckin stupid officials that got that wrong, not VAR.

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Just now, geordie_b said:

I’d love to know if Cucarellas massive barnet is used against him for offsides in the same way Willocks hair was tonight.

Great point actually.

 

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5 minutes ago, Rod said:

There's not man! VAR used correctly is fantastic actually. It's still the humans that are getting the decisions wrong. That penalty that PSG were wrongly given. It was two fuckin stupid officials that got that wrong, not VAR.

 

VAR is humans

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7 minutes ago, Rod said:

There's not man! VAR used correctly is fantastic actually. It's still the humans that are getting the decisions wrong. That penalty that PSG were wrongly given. It was two fuckin stupid officials that got that wrong, not VAR.

Nah, it’s VAR. Even a perfectly functioning VAR is easily the worst thing to happen to the game in my lifetime. 

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1 minute ago, Yorkie said:

 

VAR is humans

I give up! I know you lot like winding me up but please know the difference from VAR and poor officials.

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Just now, Superior Acuña said:

Nah, it’s VAR. Even a perfectly functioning VAR is easily the worst thing to happen to the game in my lifetime. 

Well I'll see your Var worst thing and double my stake on VAR is brilliant. So up yours!

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VAR and offsides fall into the same category for me. People don't like them so want alternatives that imo they don't realise they'd hate even more. 

 

It's still the time it all takes for me, offsides need to be automated in real time and there's no reason it cant be. VAR is a pain in the arse and still gets things wrong, but it's better than how shockingly bad refereeing was before it.

 

 

 

 

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Just now, Kid Icarus said:

VAR and offsides fall into the same category for me. People don't like them so want alternatives that imo they'd hate even more. 

 

It's still the time it all takes for me, offsides need to be automated in real time and there's no reason it cant be. VAR is a pain in the arse and still gets things wrong, but it's better than how shockingly bad refereeing was before it.

 

 

I guarantee I wouldn’t hate the alternative more. I far preferred the VAR-less way, however shit decisions were sometimes. Nothing is worth what it’s done to the best part of football - celebrations. Absolutely blows my mind that it’s been allowed to happen.

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6 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

VAR and offsides fall into the same category for me. People don't like them so want alternatives that imo they don't realise they'd hate even more. 

 

It's still the time it all takes for me, offsides need to be automated in real time and there's no reason it cant be. VAR is a pain in the arse and still gets things wrong, but it's better than how shockingly bad refereeing was before it.

 

 

 

 

 

Give me an example of how VAR gets things wrong. It's basically a video recording. Unless you mean, WHAT I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING ABOUT, the officials misinterpreting those video recordings. Have I not explained it very well or something? Jesus!

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2 minutes ago, Rod said:

Give me an example of how VAR gets things wrong. It's basically a video recording. Unless you mean, WHAT I HAVE BEEN SHOUTING ABOUT, the officials misinterpreting those video recordings. Have I not explained it very well or something? Jesus!

Are you okay? :lol: VAR isn't video, it's referees.

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