Beren Posted August 5, 2013 Share Posted August 5, 2013 Awful at these. Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Spurs, Man Utd, Liverpool Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Sunderland Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: Man Utd Top Goal Scorer: Dzeko Break Out Year: Mirallas Season to Forget: Rio Ferdinand PFA Player of the Year: Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: 5th round knockout in both How will we do in the derby games?: 2 points Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juve Europa League winner: Some douchebag CL dropout World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 17 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? French? No. French-speaking? No. How will Moyes do at Man United? Slow start as the foundations left behind are less impressive than last season made them look. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Sure, why not. Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Not a corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man city 3rd-6th: Man utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, spurs. Relegation: West brom hull Crystal Palace Overachievers: Norwich Underperformers: West brom Top Goal Scorer: Van persie Break Out Year: Tom Carroll Season to Forget: Fernandinho PFA Player of the Year: Van persie PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshire Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 14th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: Last 16 of both. How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, win at home. Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan Qpr forest Championship Relegation: Barnsley Millwall Yeovil League One Promotion: Peterborough Wolves Brentford League One Relegation: Shrewsbury Colchester Carlisle Coventry League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe Chesterfield Oxford Burton League Two Relegation: Morecambe Dagenham FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Everton Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff United Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: PSG Europa League winner: Arsenal World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? nope Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 11 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Ok, although his players won't be as effective as they are given to be. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Something will still go wrong! Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? In 2016, when Adam Campbell towers above Robert Huth to seal a win away to Stoke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 When in the last 20 years has nobody predicted us to win the league? Pressure is off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roke Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Tottenham, Arsenal, Manchester United, Liverpool Relegation: SToke, Hull,Crystal Palace Overachievers: Southampton, Cardiff Underperformers: Manchester United, Fullham Top Goal Scorer: Luis Suarez Break Out Year: Paulinho,Sturridge, Oscar Season to Forget: Asmir Begovic, Negredo,Wanyama PFA Player of the Year:Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Yea: Oscar Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup - 3rd round. Fa Cup - 4th round. FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Chelsea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Chelsea Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes. Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Unfortunately How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 10 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. A bit short of french-speaking centrebacks for that. How will Moyes do at Man United? Not well. Outside the top-4, out in the group stages of the Champions League. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, if it is used. It will take less time to resolve things than it takes players to complain about a given/non-given goal Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 14, 2013 Share Posted August 14, 2013 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Cardiff, Hull, Palace Overachievers: no-one Underperformers: no-one Top Goal Scorer: RvP Break Out Year: Ashley Westwood Season to Forget: Victor Wanyama PFA Player of the Year: David Silva PFA Young Player of the Year: Eden Hazard Manager of the Year: Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': McKay Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 11th Top Goalscorer?: Cisse How will we do in the cup competitions?: reach QF of one, knocked out early in t'other How will we do in the derby games?: 2pts Domestic Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford, Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Barnsley, Donny League One Promotion: Peterborough, Wolves, MK Dons League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Stevenage, Port Vale, Gillingham League Two Promotion: Exeter, Scunny, Fleetwood, Rochdale League Two Relegation: Torquay, Accrington FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man United Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd Europe La Liga winner: Barça Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Dynamo Kiev World Player of the Year: Neymar Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 20 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Alreet Will the new goal line technology be a success? Be used <2 times Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newcastletom Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: man city 3rd-6th: Man utd, spurs, arsenal, everton Relegation: aston villa, Hull, Crystal Palce Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: stoke city Top Goal Scorer: Luis Suarez Break Out Year: Lukaku Season to Forget: Fernando Torres PFA Player of the Year: RVP PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 8 Top Goalscorer?: remy 18 How will we do in the cup competitions?: Quarterfinal in League Cup, knocked out in 3rd of FA How will we do in the derby games?: 2-0 win at home, 2-2 draw away FA Cup: Everton League Cup: Chelsea Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: Spurs World Player of the Year: Bale Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No sacked in January How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Win nothing and find excuses. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Amoebi bicycle kick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnes23 Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man U, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Sunderland Underperformers: Stoke, Fulham Top Goal Scorer: Van Persie Break Out Year: Coutinho, Soldado, Marveaux ( ), Okore, Pozuelo Season to Forget: Wanyama, Bent, Steve Bruce PFA Player of the Year: Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Jol Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 13th Top Goalscorer?: Remy How will we do in the cup competitions?: QF/ 3rd round How will we do in the derby games?: Draw at home, Lose away FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Liverpool Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 10 Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Struggle Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Time to show myself up Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke Overachievers: Norwich, Southampton Underperformers: Us Top Goal Scorer: RVP Break Out Year: Jay Rodriguez, Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Nicklas Helenius, Wilfried Bony, Ross Barkley, Jordan Ibe, Victor Wanyama, Morgan Schneiderlin, Paulinho, Shinji Kagawa (list too long) :thup: Season to Forget: Darren Bent, Kolo Toure PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilfried Zaha Manager of the Year: Manuel Pellegrini First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes Newcastle United Where will we finish?: mid-table, 10th-15th Top Goalscorer?: Hatem Ben Arfa How will we do in the cup competitions?: Terribly How will we do in the derby games?: Points shared Domestic Championship Promotion: Bolton, Reading, Watford Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Huddersfield :thup: League One Promotion: Peterborough, Wolves, Preston NE / League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Notts County, Walsall League Two Promotion: Chesterfield, Scunthorpe, Cheltenham :thup: League Two Relegation: Dagenham & Redbrige, Accrington Stanley, Morecambe FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Arsenal (as if) Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Napoli (Rafa loves it) World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi Other Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? What if he is our new strikers? Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No How will Moyes do at Man United? Well, although slightly disappointing by their standards, needs a season or two etc. Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes in terms of decisions but unpopular with droning pundits Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, Bafetimbi to crash one in with his dreads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Whole lotta Yao's in mine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Think Disco called the Championship relegation 3 right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Think Disco called the Championship relegation 3 right. I got those right as well, and three of the four right for League One. Got some stinkers in my answers too though. Moyes doing a very good job for one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 When in the last 20 years has nobody predicted us to win the league? Pressure is off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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joeyt Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Premiership Break Out Year: Ross Barkley Season to Forget: Ricky van Wolfswinkel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I predicted us 9th, the Championship relegation 3 and Altidore would be shite....does that last one count? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I predicted us 9th, the Championship relegation 3 and Altidore would be shite....does that last one count? Same as mine basically plus had lot of the L1/L2 bits right. Man Utd 2nd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Loads of people went for Palace, Hull & Stoke to be relegated . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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