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I know we've got something similar but this was good fun last year looking back on the predictions.

 

Premiership

Winners:

Runners Up:

3rd-6th:

Relegation:

Overachievers:

Underperformers:

Top Goal Scorer:

Break Out Year:

Season to Forget:

PFA Player of the Year:

PFA Young Player of the Year:

Manager of the Year:

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent':

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?:

Top Goalscorer?:

How will we do in the cup competitions?:

How will we do in the derby games?:

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion:

Championship Relegation:

League One Promotion:

League One Relegation:

League Two Promotion:

League Two Relegation:

 

FA Cup:

League Cup:

Johnstone's Paint Trophy:

 

Europe

La Liga winner:

Serie A winner:

Bundesliga winner:

Champions League winner:

Europa League winner:

World Player of the Year:

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014?

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by?

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season?

How will Moyes do at Man United?

Will the new goal line technology be a success?

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis?

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham

Relegation: Stoke, Cardiff, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Spurs

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Oxlade-Chamberlain (Said him last year as well)

Season to Forget: Negredo

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Pochetinno

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 12th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup - 5th round, FA Cup - Quarters (:frantic:)

How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, win at home.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Reading, QPR, Nottingham Forest

Championship Relegation: ?

League One Promotion: Wolves ??

League One Relegation: ?

League Two Promotion: ?

League Two Relegation: ?

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Southampton

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: CL dropout

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 10 points

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, 9 though.

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Was just typing up a similar thing :lol:

 

Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Sunderland, Hull, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: West Ham

Underperformers: Fulham, Sunderland

Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie (why go for anyone else? :lol:)

Break Out Year: Kagawa, Shaw, Ward-Prowse, Marveaux, Paulinho, Bony, Okore

Season to Forget: Oxlade-Chamberlain, Diego Costa (if it goes through), Altidore, Negredo

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slight improvement but still out of both by the quarter-finals

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Reading, Bolton

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley

League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Peterborough

League One Relegation: Coventry, Colchester, Shrewsbury

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Man City

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Napoli

World Player of the Year: Messi.....duhhh!

 

Other

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, he'll argue with his reflection and storm out in disgust.

Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Nope, the inevitable fall out will finally happen.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 14

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. None of our GKs are French, so that means not playing Colo/Saylor/Jonas/Tiote/Santon.

How will Moyes do at Man United? Doesn't pull up trees but he has two strong rivals. Slips into 3rd.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will start off with a big decision going well, with some later controversy.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? YES!!! The stars will again, pigs will fly and FINALLY the impossible becomes reality.

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Was just typing up a similar thing :lol:

 

Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Sunderland, Hull, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: West Ham

Underperformers: Fulham, Sunderland

Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie (why go for anyone else? :lol:)

Break Out Year: Kagawa, Shaw, Ward-Prowse, Marveaux, Paulinho, Bony, Okore

Season to Forget: Oxlade-Chamberlain, Diego Costa (if it goes through), Altidore, Negredo

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Slight improvement but still out of both by the quarter-finals

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Reading, Bolton

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley

League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheff Utd, Peterborough

League One Relegation: Coventry, Colchester, Shrewsbury

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Man City

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Napoli

World Player of the Year: Messi.....duhhh!

 

Other

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, he'll argue with his reflection and storm out in disgust.

Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Nope, the inevitable fall out will finally happen.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 14

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No. None of our GKs are French, so that means not playing Colo/Saylor/Jonas/Tiote/Santon.

How will Moyes do at Man United? Doesn't pull up trees but he has two strong rivals. Slips into 3rd.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Will start off with a big decision going well, with some later controversy.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? YES!!! The stars will again, pigs will fly and FINALLY the impossible becomes reality.

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Palace, Hull, Cardiff

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: RvP

Break Out Year: Ross Barkley

Season to Forget: Ricky van Wolfswinkel

PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Coutinho

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 14th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd

How will we do in the derby games?: Lose at SoL draw at SJP

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Watford, Forest, QPR

Championship Relegation: Milwall, Doncaster, Boro

League One Promotion: Brentford, Sheffield United, Wolves

League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Port Vale

League Two Promotion: Oxford, Scunny, Southend

League Two Relegation:Mansfield, Fleetwood, York

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Man Utd

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Wigan

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Eventually yes

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Arsenal Chelsea Spurs Southampton

Relegation: Stoke Cardiff Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Norwich

Top Goal Scorer: Negrado

Break Out Year: Sameobi straight into the world cup squad :razz:

Season to Forget: Rooney

PFA Player of the Year: Negrado

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshire

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: lose to Arsenal away in the league cup 3rd round, Man Utd away in the fa cup 3rd round

How will we do in the derby games?: draws

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Reading Forest Ipswich

Championship Relegation: Barnsley Blackburn Yeovil

League One Promotion: Peterborough Wolves Preston

League One Relegation: Oldham Shrewsbury Notts County Coventry

League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe Portsmouth Chesterfield Southend

League Two Relegation: Accrington Wimbeldon

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: PSG

Europa League winner: Some champions league failure

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? if he's not here then almost certainly yes, if he is here nope

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? By then he'll be busy organizing a coup d'etat of the uk

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? less than celtic win the spl by

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Pardew will try to vs the mackems but Shola will knock him out and he'll put himself in the starting line up

How will Moyes do at Man United? meh by normal standards worst manager in history by the standards of recent man utd history, he'll also turn rvp from a free scoring forward into a hard working team player who's forgotten where the goal is

Will the new goal line technology be a success? it will wind up not being needed all season

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? yes but not for another 3000 years

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Premiership

Winners: Manchester City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham, Swansea City

Relegation: Cardiff, Hull, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Swansea City, Norwich City

Underperformers: Stoke City, Newcastle United, West Bromwich Albion, Liverpool

Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie

Break Out Year: Shinji Kagawa

Season to Forget: Jozy Altidore, Dwight Gayle, Craig Bellamy

PFA Player of the Year: Robin van Persie

PFA Young Player of the Year: Philippe Coutinho

Manager of the Year: Manuel Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Ian Holloway

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 13th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in the third round of both the League and FA Cup

How will we do in the derby games?: Lose away, draw at home.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Wigan Athletic, Watford

Championship Relegation: Huddersfield Town, Millwall, Barnsley

League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Peterborough United, Crewe Alexandra

League One Relegation: Shrewsbury Town, Coventry City, Carlisle United & one other

League Two Promotion: Scunthorpe United, Fleetwood Town, Portsmouth

League Two Relegation: Mansfield, Accrington Stanley

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Aston Villa

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Crewe Alexandra

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Champions League dropout, no doubt.

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?  No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014?  No

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by?  20-odd

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season?  No

How will Moyes do at Man United? Okay.  Not brilliant

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, but it'll still come under heavy criticism

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? No

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th:Tottenham, Arsenal, Man Utd, Liverpool. In that order

Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke

Overachievers: Norwich (Would be really nice for Hughton to have a good season, love the guy)

Underperformers: Manchester United

Top Goal Scorer: Soldado

Break Out Year:

Season to Forget:  Manchester United

PFA Player of the Year: Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 10

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Who knows if we give it a go. Final Leaguecup, out early F.A.

How will we do in the derby games?: 6points.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR + Wigan.  Not having a go at play-offs.

 

 

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Newcastle

 

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: PSG

Europa League winner: Anzhi - Can see spurs having a chance if they decide to go for it.

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? no

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? no, can see us having 8.

How will Moyes do at Man United? Shit

Will the new goal line technology be a success?  Greatest success since the wheel

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, first game at home. Gomis to get one!

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man U

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton

Relegation: Hull, Palace, Fulham

Overachievers: Everton

Underperformers: West Ham

Top Goal Scorer: RVP

Break Out Year: John Stones, Ross Barkley

Season to Forget: Remy, Gomis, Bent, Altidore

PFA Player of the Year: RVP

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 10th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Yao

How will we do in the derby games?: draw

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Bolton, Leeds

Championship Relegation: Millwall, Yeovil, Barnsley

League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Wolves, Notts

League One Relegation: Coventry, Gillingham, Carlisle, Colchester

League Two Promotion: Newport, Scunthorpe, Wimbleton, Southend

League Two Relegation: Plymouth, York

 

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: WBA

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Newport

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Bayern

Europa League winner: Swansea

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by?  -3

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, most of them get injured

How will Moyes do at Man United? Ok

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Didn't even know it existed

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Own Goal

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Swansea

Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke

Overachievers: Cardiff 10th

Underperformers: Everton 11th

Top Goal Scorer: Soldado 21

Break Out Year: Oscar

Season to Forget: Wayne Rooney

PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Laudrup

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 12th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse 13

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: 3rd round, Fa Cup: QF

How will we do in the derby games?: Away: 1-1, Home 2-1

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford, Bolton

Championship Relegation: Boro', Barnsley, Bournemouth

League One Promotion:Wolves, Sheff Utd, Crawley

League One Relegation: Coventry, Gillingham, Port Vale

League Two Promotion: Hartlepool, Rochdale, Exeter, Fleetwood

League Two Relegation: Portsmouth, Dag & Red

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Everton

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Bradford

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Buyern

Champions League winner: PSG

Europa League winner: Swansea

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? Finishing 2nd by -5pts

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No max 8

How will Moyes do at Man United? Relatively, threaten to win the league and will do well in the cups, but ultimately will not win a trophy. 

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Ben Arfa will score directly from a corner.

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Premiership

Winners: Man City.

Runners Up: Chelsea.

3rd-6th: Man United, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool.

Relegation: Palace, Stoke, Hull.

Overachievers: Sunderland.

Underperformers: Norwich.

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero.

Break Out Year: Williams (Palace), Zaha. Think Ashley Westwood will get more national exposure as Villa play further away from the drop.

Season to Forget: van Wolfswinkel.

PFA Player of the Year: Mata.

PFA Young Player of the Year: Luke Shaw.

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini.

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes.

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 11th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (14).

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Out in the opening rounds of both.

How will we do in the derby games? Home draw, away defeat.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Leeds, Reading.

Championship Relegation: Bournemouth, Millwall, Barnsley.

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Arsenal

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United.

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid.

Serie A winner: Juve.

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich.

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich.

Europa League winner: Dunno.

World Player of the Year: Messi.

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No.

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 13

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No.

How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd in the league, semis in the FA Cup. Teething issues.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes.

 

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Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Manchester United, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Hull (18th), Sunderland (19th), Stoke (20th)

Overachievers: Cardiff (10th place)

Underperformers: Fulham (16th), WBA (17th)

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero (21)

Break Out Year: Paul Dummett, James Ward-Prowse, Craig Conway, Yannick Bolasie, Ross Barkley

Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Rickie Lambert, Ryan Shawcross, Wayne Routledge, Kevin Phillips

PFA Player of the Year: Santi Cazorla

PFA Young Player of the Year: Matija Nastasic

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 11th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (14)

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd round

How will we do in the derby games?: Two draws, 1-1 and 2-2

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Wigan, Bolton, Leeds

Championship Relegation: Derby, Burnley, Huddersfield

League One Promotion: Wolves, Sheffield United, Preston

League One Relegation: Tranmere, Shrewsbury, Coventry, Port Vale

League Two Promotion: Rochdale, Scunthorpe, Bristol Rovers, Chesterfield

League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Accrington Stanley

 

FA Cup: Spurs

League Cup: Villa

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Fleetwood Town

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: AC Milan

Bundesliga winner: Dortmund

Champions League winner: Man U

Europa League winner: Anhzi

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, gone by February.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No, maximum of 8.

How will Moyes do at Man United? 3rd place and win the CL, so pretty well

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes but one mistake/issue will call the whole thing into question

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, on Boxing Day.

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: Man Utd

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Oscar

Season to Forget: Jovetic

PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup: QF,  Fa Cup: R5

How will we do in the derby games?: Away: 1-3, Home 2-1

 

FA Cup: Spurs

League Cup: Chelsea

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Fiorentina

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 12

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? Not good 

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes

 

 

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Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Manchester United, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: (From 18th-20th) Crystal Palace, Stoke, Hull

Overachievers: Swansea (Would be in the running for 5th/6th but ultimately end up 7th/8th)

Underperformers: Sunderland, Fulham

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Gael Bigirimana, Ross Barkley, Oscar, Luke Shaw

Season to Forget: Bryan Ruiz, Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney, Jonas Gutierrez, Jozy Altidore

PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Martin Jol

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (15)

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup QF, League Cup SF

How will we do in the derby games?: 1-1 @ SoS, 3-1 @ SJP

 

FA Cup: Manchester United

League Cup: Norwich

 

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Dortmund

Champions League winner: Barcelona

Europa League winner: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers?: No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? He will be off on the last day of the season.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No.

How will Moyes do at Man United? Limp to 4th, do reasonably well in Europe (SF), Nab the FA Cup (beating NUFC along the way).

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, within the first 5 games.

 

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Premiership

Winners: Arsenal

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Man City, Man United, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Fulham, Hull, Stoke

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Rooney (for Chelsea)

Break Out Year: Lukaku will do very well again but this time people will notice as it'll be for Chelsea

Season to Forget: Fulham

PFA Player of the Year: Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Zaha

Manager of the Year: Wenger (I know I'm putting myself up for ridicule but have an odd feeling they'll have a very good season, this won't last a month)

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 13th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse (13)

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Go out to Brighton in both or something

How will we do in the derby games?: Draw both

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Think QPR will come right back up, Watford will at second asking I think

Championship Relegation: Dunno enough to say

League One Promotion: Dunno

League One Relegation: Dunno

League Two Promotion: Dunno

League Two Relegation: Dunno, my Morecambe fan mate reckons they're doomed or something though (he always does mind)

 

FA Cup:

League Cup: Man United

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Dunno

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Milan

Bundesliga winner: Dortmund

Champions League winner: Dortmund

Europa League winner: Swansea

World Player of the Year: Neymar

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Yes

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? All the points

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? Alright at first, which may not be enough to avoid clamouring for his head

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes but the focus will move onto something else

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Of course not

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke

Overachievers: Norwich, Southampton

Underperformers: Us

Top Goal Scorer: RVP

Break Out Year: Jay Rodriguez, Ricky van Wolfswinkel, Nicklas Helenius, Wilfried Bony, Ross Barkley, Jordan Ibe, Victor Wanyama, Morgan Schneiderlin, Paulinho, Shinji Kagawa (list too long)

Season to Forget: Darren Bent, Kolo Toure

PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilfried Zaha

Manager of the Year: Manuel Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: mid-table, 10th-15th

Top Goalscorer?: Hatem Ben Arfa

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Terribly

How will we do in the derby games?: Points shared

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Bolton, Reading, Watford

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Huddersfield

League One Promotion: Peterborough, Wolves, Preston NE

League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Notts County, Walsall

League Two Promotion: Chesterfield, Scunthorpe, Cheltenham

League Two Relegation: Dagenham & Redbrige, Accrington Stanley, Morecambe

 

FA Cup: Spurs

League Cup: Arsenal (as if)

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern Munich

Europa League winner: Napoli (Rafa loves it)

World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi

 

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Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? What if he is our new strikers? :scared:

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014?

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by?

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? Well, although slightly disappointing by their standards, needs a season or two etc.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes in terms of decisions but unpopular with droning pundits

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, Bafetimbi to crash one in with his dreads

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Man Utd, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace.

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: West Brom, Sunderland

Top Goal Scorer: Robin van Persie

Break Out Year: Coutinho, Zaha

Season to Forget: Negredo

PFA Player of the Year: Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Zaha

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Di Canio

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 13th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse.

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Last 16.

How will we do in the derby games?: Two draws.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Wigan, Watford

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Barnsley

League One Promotion: Wolves, Peterborough, Sheff Utd

League One Relegation: Coventry, Carlisle, Shrewsbury, Tranmere

 

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wolves

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich

Champions League winner: Bayern Münich

Europa League winner: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Messi or Cleverley

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No.

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 7

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? I really hope not, no.

How will Moyes do at Man United? He'll do a very good job, but Man City and Chelsea will be too strong this season, as it stands.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? I have no idea. Hit and miss.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? It's been done in pre-season so it'll happen again. Against Chelsea at SJP.

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Spurs, Man U, Arsenal, Swansea

Relegation: Hull Crystal Palace and Fulham

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Soldado

Break Out Year: Soldado, Paulinho, Coutinho

Season to Forget: RVP

PFA Player of the Year: Bale

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar

Manager of the Year: Laudrup

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 15th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: lose around the 4th round to a decent championship team

How will we do in the derby games?: 1 point out of 6.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Watford, Reading

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster Millwall

League One Promotion:Sheffield United, Wolves, Preston

League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Tranmere and one other

League Two Promotion: Portsmouth, Plymouth and two others

League Two Relegation: Wimbledon and one other.

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Spurs

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Bayern

Europa League winner: Champions league drop out.

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? no

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 13

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? not quite

How will Moyes do at Man United? this season, finish 4th and no Silverwear, but will be kept on.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? It won't have to be used.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? yes, but only because of a lucky deflection.

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Ketsbaia taking his thread being usurped nicely. :lol:

 

Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man City

3rd-6th: Arsenal - Man Utd - Tottenham - Swansea

Relegation: Stoke - Cardiff - Hull

Overachievers: Norwich and Crystal Palace

Underperformers: Man Utd finishing 4th or lower.

Top Goal Scorer: Aguero

Break Out Year: Altidore, Helenius and Zaha

Season to Forget: Rooney

PFA Player of the Year: Aguero

PFA Young Player of the Year: Oscar

Manager of the Year: Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Mark Hughes

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Gomis if he signs, if not then Cisse.

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round in LC, same in FA.

How will we do in the derby games?: Win at home, draw away.

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Wigan, Watford and Leeds

Championship Relegation: Barnsley, Doncaster and Millwall

League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Peterborough and Crawley.

League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Carlisle, Tranmere and Coventry.

League Two Promotion: Bristol Rovers, Rochdale, Scunthorpe and AFC Wimbledon

League Two Relegation: Portsmouth and Morecambe

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Man City

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheff Utd

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Münich

Champions League winner: Bayern Münich

Europa League winner: Wigan or Swansea

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? - No.

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? - Yes.

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? - 13.

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? - No.

How will Moyes do at Man United? - Finish 4th, keeps job.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? - Should it be used, yes.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? - Yes.

 

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Man Utd, Tottenham, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palce

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: Sunderland

Top Goal Scorer: RvP

Break Out Year: Marveaux, Barkley

Season to Forget: Scott Parker

PFA Player of the Year: Juan Mata

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilshere

Manager of the Year: Pelegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: Quarterfinal in League Cup, shit in FA

How will we do in the derby games?: 4 points, 3 from home

 

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Hartlepool

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Napoli

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Juventus

Europa League winner: Porto

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 12

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes

How will Moyes do at Man United? Decent both domestically and in Europe. One cup.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis?  :crazy2:

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool

Relegation: Hull City, Cardiff City, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Everton

Underperformers: Newcastle United

Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie

Break Out Year: Philippe Coutinho

Season to Forget: Rickie Lambert

PFA Player of the Year: Eden Hazard

PFA Young Player of the Year: Wilfried Zaha

Manager of the Year: Jose Mourinho

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Alan Pardew

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 15th

Top Goalscorer?: Papiss Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th Round, League Cup QF

How will we do in the derby games?: 3 points of 6

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Watford, QPR, Middlesbrough

Championship Relegation: Yeovil Town, Barnsley, Huddersfield Town

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Liverpool

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Shrewsbury Town

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Real Madrid

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: PSG

Europa League winner: Napoli

World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 20

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes

How will Moyes do at Man United? He's no Ferguson.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes

 

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Manchester City

3rd-6th: Manchester United, Aresnal, Tottenham, Swansea

Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke

Overachievers: Fulham

Underperformers: Everton

Top Goal Scorer: Suarez

Break Out Year: Wilfred Bony

Season to Forget: Rooney

PFA Player of the Year: Bale

PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku

Manager of the Year: Mou

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 14th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: LC - 4th round loss to Man City,  FA - 5th round loss to West Brom

How will we do in the derby games?: Away - Draw Home - Win

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: QPR, Blackpool, Leicester City

Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Millwall, Yeovil

 

FA Cup: Manchester City

League Cup: Chelsea

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wimbledon

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barca

Serie A winner: Juve

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Bayern

Europa League winner: Manchester United

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? They won't win.

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes.

How will Moyes do at Man United? Solid first season, pressure put on after falling out at the group stages of the CL. RVP will carry them to the EL.

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, until it costs Liverpool a win against Everton and they petition for its removal.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, week 5 vs Hull

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Norwich

Underperformers: Sunderland, West Ham

Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie

Break Out Year: Paulinho, Bony

Season to Forget:Altidore, Wenger

First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Bruce

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd rounds

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Reading, Watford, QPR

Championship Relegation: Yeovil, Doncaster, Millwall

League One Promotion: Brentford, Wolves, Peterborough

League One Relegation: Coventry, Carlisle, Colchester

 

FA Cup: Chelsea

League Cup: Spurs

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Bayern

Europa League winner: Spurs

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No, probably gone by January

Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? Yes, 7 years more

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 6

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No.

How will Moyes do at Man United? RVP will drag him through the year

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes v West Ham

 

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Premiership

Winners: Chelsea

Runners Up: Man Utd

3rd-6th: Man City, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool

Relegation: Stoke, Hull, Crystal Palace

Overachievers: Cardiff

Underperformers: West Brom, West Ham

Top Goal Scorer: Robin Van Persie

Break Out Year: Mirallas, Barkley, De Bruyne, Sturridge, several Villa youngsters

Season to Forget: Allardyce, Ferdinand, Negredo

First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Jol

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Cisse

How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round LC, QF FA Cup

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Reading, Watford, Wigan

Championship Relegation: Millwall, Huddersfield, Doncaster

League One Promotion: Brentford, P'boro, Wolves

League One Relegation: Shrewsbury, Tranmere, Coventry

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Spurs

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich

Champions League winner: Real Madrid

Europa League winner: Napoli

World Player of the Year: Ronaldo

 

Other

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No

Will Pardew still be at NUFC come May 2014? With bells and whistles

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 8

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? Not as badly as people are predicting, but arsey Man Utd fans/media wankers will criticise. FA Cup glory seen as insufficient. Knocked out in last 16 of CL

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes. Still controversy, but ultimately more accurate decisions will appease people.

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes. Several, in fact.

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Premiership

Winners: Man City

Runners Up: Chelsea

3rd-6th: Arsenal, Man Utd, Spurs, Liverpool

Relegation: Palace, Hull, Stoke

Overachievers: Southampton

Underperformers: Man Utd

Top Goal Scorer: Suarez

Break Out Year: Kagawa

Season to Forget: Rooney

PFA Player of the Year: Suarez

PFA Young Player of the Year: Hazard

Manager of the Year: Pellegrini

First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Malky Mackay

 

Newcastle United

Where will we finish?: 9th

Top Goalscorer?: Bent if he comes

How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 3rd

How will we do in the derby games?:Win one, lose one

 

Domestic

Championship Promotion: Watford, Forest, QPR

Championship Relegation: Milwall, Doncaster, Boro

League One Promotion: Brentford, Sheffield United, Wolves

League One Relegation: Carlisle, Coventry, Port Vale

League Two Promotion: Oxford, Scunny, Southend

League Two Relegation:Mansfield, Fleetwood, York

 

FA Cup: Man Utd

League Cup: Tottenham

Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Sheffield United

 

Europe

La Liga winner: Barcelona

Serie A winner: Juventus

Bundesliga winner: Bayern

Champions League winner: Dortmund

Europa League winner: Porto

World Player of the Year: Messi

 

Other

Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? Yes if he doesn't come to us

Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? Yes

How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? 15

Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? No

How will Moyes do at Man United? 4th. FA Cup win will keep him in a job

Will the new goal line technology be a success? Waste of Money

Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes

 

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