Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Actually Tony Gale's defensive Partner Alvin Martin was a twat too. Also a shit name. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 f***ing hated Quinton Fortune as well. With his stupid American face. Imagine an American commentator saying his name, man. Kwin-TON For-toon Best not mention he's from South Africa Shit! I'd totally taken it as a given that he's American. He has a stupid face though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Gormless http://www.leftlion.co.uk/images/1/images/johnny%20metgod225.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Neil Clement. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 You don't get proper footballer names like this anymore. http://www.stickerfreak.de/Grafiken/Panini/Panini-Alben%201979-2006/Panini%201985/K%F6ln/PA-85-k%F6ln-205.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Is he dead? If so, I have a pun. Edit: meant Metgod but I now have one for Dickel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Chris Barton Williams had a stupid face as well, iirc. I'm essentially just thinking back to players from my sticker album that annoyed me as a 10 year old. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Lee Dixon for obvious NUFC reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Gormless http://www.leftlion.co.uk/images/1/images/johnny%20metgod225.jpg His name sounds like a childrens bible story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I've always really disliked Rob Earnshaw. Was it the teeth ?. It was most things about him. I remember someone going around the keeper on the halfway line or something passed it into the net, then he sprinted to try and claim the goal for himself. He also has a ridiculous face and I also remember when Henry was at his best, Earnshaw started to copy strange little things that he did, down to the way he ran. It wasn't subtle at all either, so it's not like I was just imagining it. He also has, flat out the shittest celebration out there. Worse than Keane's, which is remarkable. Yep, can't stand Earnshaw. Absolutely hated his celebration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Shit man, wish I hadn't went looking for that Tony Gayle sticker, found some classics now. (sorry to completely sidetrack this thread!) How did this hefalump get around a pitch! The name is only beaten by the fringe for coolness! http://www.assetstorage.co.uk/AssetStorageService.svc/GetImageFriendly/721499348/239/170/0/0/1/70/ResizeOneDimension/0/FRU/0F216D6B8FD2D76B5D39110F1A7461C7/jaap-jonk-volendam.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 http://www.dfc1883.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Marco-Gabbiadini.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 s*** man, wish I hadn't went looking for that Tony Gayle sticker, found some classics now. (sorry to completely sidetrack this thread!) How did this hefalump get around a pitch! The name is only beaten by the fringe for coolness! He looks like he's taken umbrage with something I've said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 We lined this monstrosity up alongside Beardsley. Defenders must have been shitting it. http://www.subbuteoandephemeraworld.co.uk/ekmps/shops/sportsattax/images/panini-football-1986-sticker-211-joe-allon-newcastle-30056-p.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 We lined this monstrosity up alongside Beardsley. Defenders must have been shitting it. http://www.subbuteoandephemeraworld.co.uk/ekmps/shops/sportsattax/images/panini-football-1986-sticker-211-joe-allon-newcastle-30056-p.jpg Fucking hell. I'm finding it really hard to not burst out laughing here like. Just your use of language. 'We lined up this monstrosity..' Fucks sake man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 s*** man, wish I hadn't went looking for that Tony Gayle sticker, found some classics now. (sorry to completely sidetrack this thread!) How did this hefalump get around a pitch! The name is only beaten by the fringe for coolness! http://www.assetstorage.co.uk/AssetStorageService.svc/GetImageFriendly/721499348/239/170/0/0/1/70/ResizeOneDimension/0/FRU/0F216D6B8FD2D76B5D39110F1A7461C7/jaap-jonk-volendam.jpg He looks like he's taken umbrage with something I've said. Remember Mackenzie's goal in the 81 Cup Final replay. Great strike almost forgotten because of the Villa goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 This isn't obscure in terms of how well know he is, but it probably is because everyone else likes him and he was obviously a very good player, but I really didn't like Roberto Carlos. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 We lined this monstrosity up alongside Beardsley. Defenders must have been shitting it. http://www.subbuteoandephemeraworld.co.uk/ekmps/shops/sportsattax/images/panini-football-1986-sticker-211-joe-allon-newcastle-30056-p.jpg I like the way his name has already been given the "Ryin Goggs" treatment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sixx Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 We lined this monstrosity up alongside Beardsley. Defenders must have been shitting it. http://www.subbuteoandephemeraworld.co.uk/ekmps/shops/sportsattax/images/panini-football-1986-sticker-211-joe-allon-newcastle-30056-p.jpg f***ing hell. I'm finding it really hard to not burst out laughing here like. Just your use of language. 'We lined up this monstrosity..' f***s sake man. http://www.peterleestar.co.uk/webimage/1.3541281.1309759716!/image/1336883106.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/1336883106.jpg 'sup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Still can't stop laughing at Reefatoon calling him a monstrosity like. It just sounds proper harsh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 I was Justin Edinburgh yesterday Get the fuck out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Kasey Keller. Bald. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Martin Pringle. Scarecrow-looking-coupon-busting-motherfucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Pat Nevin, when Chelsea signed him from FC Spandau Ballet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Pretty much the entire QPR squad from last season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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