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Tune: The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode

 

Knees are fucked, knees are fucked, Demba's knees are fucked, his fucking knees are fucked.

 

Heard some blokes chanting that on Sunday, catchy!

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Guest WashyGeordie

Tune - We hate Sunlan'

 

"We'd rather drink, than smash up our town,

We'd rather drink, than smash up our town..

 

And we'll sing this song, 'cos were proud of our town,

And we'll sing this song, 'cos were proud  if our town"

 

And any other verses people may make up.

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Guest Roger Kint

For the oldies out there...

 

When was the last time you heard the chant?

 

We are the N-U...the N-U-F-C :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

 

Oldies?

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Guest WashyGeordie

This is class;

 

 

Whats the tune to that again? I've got it in me head but can't name it.

 

Edit - Is that 'bird is the word'?  ;D

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Three is the left-back's number,

Ya it is, it's a magic number

Somewhere in that ancient mystic trinity

You'll get three

As the left-back's number,

The past, the present, future,

Jose, Frank Clark and Johnny B.

But now we ain't got nobody

We need a three,

It's a left-back's number.

 

 

 

 

 

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Guest GeordieAce

What about to the tune of 'This ain't a love song' by Scouting for girls?

 

This ain't a love song, this is Cabaye

NA NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAA

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Guest Vinkent

How about a ridiculously simple "Demba Demba, Demba Ba!" to the tune of Byker Grove?

 

Doesn't get more simple than the tune of Vindaloo for Demba Ba I'm afraid. Anyone heard it sung yet?

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How about a ridiculously simple "Demba Demba, Demba Ba!" to the tune of Byker Grove?

 

Doesn't get more simple than the tune of Vindaloo for Demba Ba I'm afraid. Anyone heard it sung yet?

 

bang, we have a winner

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Leon Best's

around.

We thought you were a waste of two million pound

Leon Best's

around

You started off complete shit but now you're sound

Leon Best's

around

Nothing's gonna ever keep you dooooooown.

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Guest Geordiesned

To the tune of 'Baa Baa Black Sheep'...

 

Ba Ba Demba Ba

Y u no score goals!!

 

:yuno:

 

Ba Ba Demba,

Have you any goals?

Yes sir, yes sir,

Fucking loads!

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Guest ToonUltra

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,

When hope was high and life worth living,

I dreamed the run would never die,

I dreamed that we would still be giving.

 

For we are young and unafraid,

And dreams are made and used and wasted,

There is no stopping us today,

No pass, no man, no blood untasted.

 

I had a dream my life would be,

No different to this dream I’m living,

No different now to what I dreamed,

And on my lips my tongue is licking.

 

For when they see the black and white,

Their dreams are nothing but so fable,

As their breath slowly loses fight,

United clamber up the table.

 

Now since I dreamed that dream,

I want to live that dream I dreamed.

 

UNITED…..UNITED……UNITED…

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This is my first stab at this but here goes nothing. 

 

Sung to the theme song of the Love Boat

 

Yohan, exciting and new

Come aboard, we're expecting you

Yohan, life's sweetest reward

Let it flow, it floats back to you

 

The Dream Boat soon will be making another run

The Drean Boat promises something for everyone

Set a course for adventure

Your mind on a new romance

 

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