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Guest WashyGeordie

We've got no-one, absolutely no one... on the wing, on the wing, no-one, absolutely no one, on the wing, on the wing...

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If you buy a beer from Ashley you're a scab

If you buy a beer from Ashley you're a scab

If you buy a beer from Ashley, buy a beer from Ashley

Buy a beer from Ashley you're a scab

 

to the tune of She'll be coming round the mountain.

 

could also have more verses such as

 

If you buy a pie from Ashley you're a scab

 

If you buy a shirt from Ashley you're a scab

 

If you buy a car from Ashley its probably a cut and shut (oops sorry, got carried away).  :aww:

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

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    Re: * New Songs and Bring Back The Old Songs *

« Reply #453 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:10 PM » Quote 

 

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Couldn't think of anything for the first 2 but the chorus:

 

Are we mental?

Or are we Geordie?

Our fans are loyal, we’re still unsold,

And I’m looking on my knees for the answer

Are we mental?

Or are we Geordie?

 

Well, it's a start. 

 

 

 

 

personally i quite like it

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Only when thinking about that Enrique one did I notice that "It's Tricky" is based on "Hey Mickey"

 

In that case it could be 'Hey Jose you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, Enrique! Joooose Enrique!'

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

 

That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney bastard one, which is frankly cringe worthy as fuck.

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

 

That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney b****** one, which is frankly cringe worthy as f***.

 

End line: You'll never defeat Geordieland?

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We need some original inventive songs for our upcoming games about St James' Park- The ones mentioned sound good- Keep it up!

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Don't call it Cif

 

Don't call it Tampax

 

Don't call it  Coke

 

or Subway

 

that's not my name, always St. James, always St. James

 

Don't it Wimpy

 

Don't call it Pepsi

 

Don't call it Nike

 

Just not the same,

 

that's not its name, always St. James, always St. James

 

 

 

 

:celb: loses a bit of vitriol but very different non?

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Don't call it Cif

 

Don't call it Tampax

 

Don't call it  Coke

 

or Subway

 

that's not my name, always St. James, always St. James

 

Don't it Wimpy

 

Don't call it Pepsi

 

Don't call it Nike

 

Just not the same,

 

that's not its name, always St. James, always St. James

 

 

 

 

:celb: loses a bit of vitriol but very different non?

 

:laugh: :clap2:

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

 

That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney b****** one, which is frankly cringe worthy as f***.

 

End line: You'll never defeat Geordieland?

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Leave us/F*ck off and you'll hear a massive cheer

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Pack your bags & f*cking disappear

 

?

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Don't call it Cif

 

Don't call it Tampax

 

Don't call it  Coke

 

or Subway

 

that's not my name, always St. James, always St. James

 

Don't it Wimpy

 

Don't call it Pepsi

 

Don't call it Nike

 

Just not the same,

 

that's not its name, always St. James, always St. James

 

:celb: loses a bit of vitriol but very different non?

 

Possibly needs a bit of work, but I actually like the idea. :lol:

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

 

That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney b****** one, which is frankly cringe worthy as f***.

 

End line: You'll never defeat Geordieland?

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Leave us/F*ck off and you'll hear a massive cheer

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Pack your bags & f*cking disappear

 

?

 

i like the last one

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I know the tune's been done to death, and I'm not exactly 100% against it, but tomorrow how about...

 

"It's St James' Park

It's St James' Paaark

F*ck off Mike Ashley,

It's St James' Park"

 

Sounds good.

 

Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this.

 

Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': 

 

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

St. James' always, St. James'

Always St. James' Park

 

Winter wonderland:

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cuking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Drive back down the way you came here

 

or something like that

 

 

That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney b****** one, which is frankly cringe worthy as f***.

 

End line: You'll never defeat Geordieland?

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Leave us/F*ck off and you'll hear a massive cheer

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Pack your bags & f*cking disappear

 

?

 

i like the last one

 

Mike Ashley are you listenin

Drop your pies & f*cking listen

Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear

Pack your bags & f*cking disappear

 

Nice1, I'd hate for the protests on saturday to be messed up by having 'geordies hate cockneys' stuff all over the media the next day, itd be an own goal.

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Guest WashyGeordie

E-I-E-I-E-I-O

Up the football league we go

And when we win the title,

This is what we'll sing

We are Geordies

Super Geordies

Lager is our king!!!!

 

(Ok, ok, maybe not lager, maybe even Hughton, but i dunno..)

 

There's also:

 

Tune: Country Roads

 

Those that fell, those that fought,

for that passion, could not be bought,

Pride in the Leazes, to the Gallowgate,

There were born, those Geordie greats.

 

OR..

 

In black and white, we ruled the game,

That dignity, from famous names,

This pride at heart, this team that fought,

For this passion, could not be bought.

 

And:

 

We went to Wembley Stadium,

T’was the 4th of may,

1974 man what a fucking day,

We taught the scousers how to sing

We taught them how to sup,

The only thing we didnt do was lift the bastard cup!

 

Geordies are the pride of England,

The pride of England, the pride of England,

Geordies are the pride of England,

Tra la la la, la la la la…

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to the tune of hallelujah

 

 

 

 

 

 

we've seen players come and go

they took us to the league below

but not now weve got alan smith

hes as good at defence as he is in attack

if he loses the ball hell give you it back

with tireless effort and grit

 

i should also admit i got the idea for using hallelujah from beyewatch so its not completely original

 

but perhaps other people should look on that site for inspiration

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