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Carrying on the ARGENTOONA theme, and to make the lads feel at home....

 

To the tune of the following River Plate song (shortened the verses):

 

Mate of mine has been to River Plate and been in this for real, he says it was unbelievable atmosphere!

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gX-HP7V4aaw

 

Jonas Gutierez

He's from Argentina

Plays for Newcastle

Signed from Mallorca

 

Spiderman, Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman

Spiderman, Spiderman

Spiderman, Spi-der-man

 

Collocini

He's from Argentina

Plays for Newcastle

Signed from Coruna

 

FabCollo, FabCollo

FabCollo, FabCollo

FabCollo, FabCollo

FabCollo, Fab-Co-llo

 

etc.

 

Supose you could go through the team with this...

 

Obafemi

He's from Niger-ia

Plays for Newcastle

Signed from Milan-a

 

Obafem, Obafem etc. etc.

 

 

potentially brilliant

 

I agree, potentially brilliant. I have loved that tune since it came to light a couple of years ago on youtube.

 

We need to keep the verses short and not too many and maybe make them about the club itself and not individual players.

 

The biggest promlem for it catching on imo is the tune itself, not many people will know it, it will take a big group of lads singing it constantly at an away game for it to take off.

 

 

 

Quality tune.

 

I concur...brilliant.

 

Have to get that going at next away game :D

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Some superb ideas here lads.

 

I will get the lads on the Toon Ultras to see if they can have a fiddle with some of the songs to see if they can improve them , but at the minute some cracking efforts.

 

Ive had a go at the Collocini song to Macarena:

 

I know a player his name is Collocini

He is better than Paulo Maldini

He hates El Haj Diouf cos he always spits a greenie - Joke

He's another superhero , this ones a tweenie :D

Hey Collocini

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From the red and white

To the black and white

We are newcastle

and Sunderland are shii-ite

 

Newcastle , Newcastle , Newcastle , Newcastleeeee

 

We are the geordies

The pride of all europe

When martins scores

He always does a flip

 

Newcastle , Newcastle  , Newcastle , Newcastleeee

 

WE LOVE YOU NEWCASTLE

WE'LL NOT BE DEFEATED

WE'RE PROUD AND WERE LOYAL

SO DONT REMAIN SEATED

 

STAND UP AND SING IT

WERE GEORDIES AND WERE PROUD

WE LOVE YOU NEWCASTLE

SO LETS SING IT OUTLOUD

 

NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE NEWCASTLE !!!!!!

 

 

 

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

Cracking effort.

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Jonas can, Jonas can,

Do what ever Bernd Schneider can,

Can he score? Pick that out,

We got the c*** for next to nowt...

Quality change Bernd Schneider for Cantona and I'll be signing that.

 

Jonas can, Jonas can,

Do what ever a Cantona can,

Can he score? Pick that out,

We got the c*** for next to nowt...

 

Cantona totally doesnt fit in with the tune man!!

 

Just realised why, he's thinking of the spider-pig version :lol:

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

Cracking effort.

 

Cheers mate, just try and get the toon ultras singing it now, I am sure it could probably take off in the singing section or at an away game.  :thup:

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That tune is class and a toon version would be brilliant especially with everyone bouncing up and down at the same time.   Actually preferred the bosnian version to the River plate one and the Galatasary fans version was also good.

 

Anyone checked out toonarmytunes on youtube.  Some belters on there!!

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"In the land, of Juan Veron

There lived a man with, an afrohead

And he came, to Newcastle

Towards the North Sea coz he hates the Med.

Fab-Fab-Fab-rizio Coloccini

Oh Coloccini

Oh Coloccini

 

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Bit of a slapstick one to the Red Dwarf theme....

 

"Support our side,

We make loads of atmosphere.

We travel far,

East or west.

Let me fly, far away from here.

Bernabeu, or the San Siro.

 

The Toon aren't shy, we sing more when we lose,

Drinking more, than just juice.

We pogo, and wave around our shoes.

Fun, fun, fun, we're the Toon, Toon, Toon.

Fun, fun, fun, we're the Toon, Toon, Toon.

 

Der-der-der-der-der, der-der-der-der-der-der, derrrrrrrrrr

 

 

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

That's great.

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

That's great.

 

Sorted, brilliant tune & simple words, good chance of it catching on/spreading  O0

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

That's great.

 

Sorted, brilliant tune & simple words, good chance of it catching on/spreading  O0

 

Cheers mate, just need the Ultras or someone to pick it up!  :thup:

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Why? Can other fans not sing it too like?

 

Of course, but for this to take off with a tune 99% of our fans have no idea of it is going to take a big group of people singing it in order for it to catch on imo.

 

3 people in The Strawberry is not going to cut it.

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Guest jrtoonarmy

To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

That's great.

 

Sorted, brilliant tune & simple words, good chance of it catching on/spreading  O0

 

 

outstanding mate! maybe someone banging on the roof to make the drum like sound its just to keep everyone in time really

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To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

Brilliant :thup:

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Guest GeordieNick

To that River Plate tune:

 

"Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastle

Newcastle, Newcastllllleee

 

Newcastle Unitedddd,

We are the Geordiesssss,

We hate the Mackemsssss,

As well as the Smoggiessss,

We follow Newcastllllllle,

Wherever they travelllllll

From Byker to Barcaaaa,

It doesnt matterrrrrr "

 

There you go, simple, not too many words to remember and just repeat it add infinity! try singing it along to the tune in that vid.

 

 

That is fantastic!

 

Gotta get this going at games, would sound brilliant.

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