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The Gutierrez song to the Campione theme would be better if you replaced the last two lines.

 

Playing for Newcastle, in the famous black and white, would sound allot better than playing in  black and white hes f***ing dynamite imo. 

 

Defiintely better line that bud!

 

Concurred.

 

yes much better.

 

Good shout, but it's too late to change now as it was catching on yest.  The whole of the drayton park pub were singing along to it and it was being sang in the stands by pockets during the game and throughout half time.

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The Gutierrez song to the Campione theme would be better if you replaced the last two lines.

 

Playing for Newcastle, in the famous black and white, would sound allot better than playing in  black and white hes f***ing dynamite imo. 

 

Defiintely better line that bud!

 

Concurred.

 

yes much better.

 

Good shout, but it's too late to change now as it was catching on yest.  The whole of the drayton park pub were singing along to it and it was being sang in the stands by pockets during the game and throughout half time.

 

i was just about to say that mate, it's already caught on and people already know all the words. It went on for ages in The Drayton park

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Guest WashyGeordie

Because of the headline on .com (from toonultras website):

 

Give me an X

Give me an I

Give me an S

Give me an C

Oooooooooo

 

Lets all have a Xisco

Lets all have a Xisco

Alalalalalala.

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Fuck this whole Keegan Malarkey, creating new songs is where its at:

 

"Nacho, Nacho maaaaaan,

I want to be, a Nacho man!"

 

and:

 

"If you're going to San Fran Xisco,

Be sure to wear, a white bandage in your hair,

Cause if you come, to San Fran Xisco,

He'll fuck you up and leave you in despair!"

 

 

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Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody

 

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Stuck up on Tyneside

No escape to Reality.

Open your eyes, stop reading press lies and seeeee

 

We're just a poor club

with no consistancy

the gaffers rarely come, soon they go

bid too high, bid too low

 

Anyway the Press goes, that is all that matters to meeeee

A geooordie

 

Keegan, just walked again

I'll put a gun against my head

pull the trigger, till i'm dead

 

Keegan, the league had just begun!

But now you've gone and thrown it all away!

 

Keegaaaan, ooooh

Never wanted you to walk

If your not back again this time tomorrow

Sack the board, sack the board, because nothing really matters.

 

Ashley, your time has come.

Sending shivers down our spines

Our bodies aching all the time

Goodbye, Wise and Ashley!

You've got to go.

Got to leave this club behind and face the truth.

 

Aaaashley, ooooohhh.

I want you to die,

if Kev's not back again this time tomorrow!

 

(people sing the brian may's guitar solo)

 

 

I see a little bald-head figure of a man!

Jimenez! Jimenez! Will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolts and lightning, the panicking is frightening me!

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan is the ooooone!

 

followed byyy

 

there's only one, kevin keegan!

 

and so on...

 

 

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Guest Geordiesned

As mentioned in other threads I think a re-wording of Liverpool's chant to get their owners out needs an airing or 2 or 3 against Hull.

 

They don't care about Keegan,

They don't care about fans,

Newcastle United ...is in the wrong hands!

 

 

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Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody

 

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Stuck up on Tyneside

No escape to Reality.

Open your eyes, stop reading press lies and seeeee

 

We're just a poor club

with no consistancy

the gaffers rarely come, soon they go

bid too high, bid too low

 

Anyway the Press goes, that is all that matters to meeeee

A geooordie

 

Keegan, just walked again

I'll put a gun against my head

pull the trigger, till i'm dead

 

Keegan, the league had just begun!

But now you've gone and thrown it all away!

 

Keegaaaan, ooooh

Never wanted you to walk

If your not back again this time tomorrow

Sack the board, sack the board, because nothing really matters.

 

Ashley, your time has come.

Sending shivers down our spines

Our bodies aching all the time

Goodbye, Wise and Ashley!

You've got to go.

Got to leave this club behind and face the truth.

 

Aaaashley, ooooohhh.

I want you to die,

if Kev's not back again this time tomorrow!

 

(people sing the brian may's guitar solo)

 

 

I see a little bald-head figure of a man!

Jimenez! Jimenez! Will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolts and lightning, the panicking is frightening me!

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan is the ooooone!

 

followed byyy

 

there's only one, kevin keegan!

 

and so on...

 

 

 

Tremendous.

 

Common People by Polyp

He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’

I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye.

He told me that he was loaded

I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.

He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said,

 

I want to stand with the common people

Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people

I want to stand with common people like you.

Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.

 

He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market

I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny.

He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there.

 

Are you sure you want to live like common people

You want to see whatever common people see

Squeeze more money from the common people,

One crappy year, then make them pay for three?

But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand.

 

Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob

With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool.

But still you'll never get it right

'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull

You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all.

 

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw

Because there's no work next day for you.

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Tune: Bohemian Rhapsody

 

 

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Stuck up on Tyneside

No escape to Reality.

Open your eyes, stop reading press lies and seeeee

 

We're just a poor club

with no consistancy

the gaffers rarely come, soon they go

bid too high, bid too low

 

Anyway the Press goes, that is all that matters to meeeee

A geooordie

 

Keegan, just walked again

I'll put a gun against my head

pull the trigger, till i'm dead

 

Keegan, the league had just begun!

But now you've gone and thrown it all away!

 

Keegaaaan, ooooh

Never wanted you to walk

If your not back again this time tomorrow

Sack the board, sack the board, because nothing really matters.

 

Ashley, your time has come.

Sending shivers down our spines

Our bodies aching all the time

Goodbye, Wise and Ashley!

You've got to go.

Got to leave this club behind and face the truth.

 

Aaaashley, ooooohhh.

I want you to die,

if Kev's not back again this time tomorrow!

 

(people sing the brian may's guitar solo)

 

 

I see a little bald-head figure of a man!

Jimenez! Jimenez! Will you do the fandango?

Thunderbolts and lightning, the panicking is frightening me!

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan

KEVIN KEEGAN!

kevin keegan is the ooooone!

 

followed byyy

 

there's only one, kevin keegan!

 

and so on...

 

 

 

Tremendous.

 

Common People by Polyp

He came from Bucks, looked like ‘Lukewarm’ from ‘Porridge’

I studied childcare at North Tyneside College, that's where I caught her eye.

He told me that he was loaded

I said in that case I'll have a rum and coke-cola.

He said fine and in thirty seconds time he said,

 

I want to stand with the common people

Wear the shirt like the other common people do, I want to drink with common people

I want to stand with common people like you.

Well what else could I do - I said I'll see what I can do.

 

He bought them drinks at the Bigg Market

I don’t know why but he had to start it somewhere, so it started there.

A year later Kevin asked for money, Mike just laughed and said oh you're so funny.

He said yeah? Well we wont see anyone else smiling out there.

 

Are you sure you want to live like common people

You want to see whatever common people see

Squeeze more money from the common people,

One crappy year, then make them pay for three?

But he didn't understand, he just smiled and waved a grand.

 

Put your fat in a toon top, shave your hair, look like a slob

With your cronies, Wise the tool, make our King look like a fool.

But still you'll never get it right

'cos when we’re stuck here watching shite - play like West Brom, Stoke and Hull

You could call an Arab to fucking sell it all.

 

You'll never live like common people

You'll never do what common people do

You'll never fail like common people

You'll never watch our season slide out of view, and you can dance, drink and screw

Because there's no work next day for you.

 

Both wonderful. :lol: :clap:

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