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To the Sash tune!

"Oh! sure tis old but it is beautiful and its colours they fair well,

Its been worn at every football ground from Pitodrie to the Dell,

My father wore it in his youth as in by gone days of yore,

And its at St. James's Park I wear...THE SCARF MY FATHER WORE" [Hold scarves up]

 

c*** OF THE NORTH TUNE

"wer'e just one of those teams that you get now and then,

we often score six but we like to score ten.

we are the scourge of all europe or so people say,

because we fight them at home and we fight them away.

we are the pride of all england the c*** of the north.

we all hate sunderland and boro of course,

we all drink whiskey and newcastle brown,

the newcastle boys are in town!!!"

SOOOOOoooo!! bring on your hearts yer hibs yer rangers,

bring on yer spaniards by the score,

Barcelona Real Madrid we F**k them all for half a quid

Because Newcastle is the team we all adore"

 

Boot Boy Chant

Bertie Mee said to Joe Harvey

Have you heard of the North Bank Highbury?

No said Joe I don't think so?

But I've heard of the Leezers agro!!

 

Sharpes theme

Heres forty shillings on the drum, for any man who dares to come,

and follow me to come what may.... over the hills and far away

chorus

oer the hills and all the day, through flanders portugal and spain,

keegan commands and we obey

over the hills and far away

 

Messing about on the river

I remember one day we played sunderland at home the lucky red b******s did score the first goal,

But when it was over and when it was done, we beat those mackems by 3 goals to 1.

Peter Cartwright he did level the score, you should have heard the Geordie boys roar,

Then Tommy Cassidy he scored number 2, we could'nt lose and we all knew.

2 minutes later a penalty was given if Shoulder had missed he would have been forgiven,

But up stepped Alan and he did not miss, for the last half an hour we just took the P**s.

We hate those b******s in their red and their white, their football team is a whole load of s***e,

They'd stand in the Fullwell they'd sing and they'd shout, they sing about things they knew f**k all about!

[changed tenses as they are in stadium of sh**e now]

 

A one that never gets sung is...

 

If you want to go to heaven when you die

If you want to go to heaven when you die

You must wear a black and white bonnet

With Newcastle written on it

If you want to go to heaven when you die...

 

A slow version of that would sound good.

 

For his tenure:

 

"Joe Kinnear's black and white army...

 

He hates Reporters "

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqEOEi0kVg

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Any good ones to sing at Sunderland next week ?

 

29 years maybe ?  :celb:

 

The old ones are the best ones:

 

We've been to West Ham

We've been to Stoke

We've been to Sunderland,

What a fucking joke,

We took the Fulwell,

We took the shed,

The Leazes End Boot Boys,

Kicked the fuckers dead.

 

 

 

We went down to Wolves,

We took the North Bank,

We went down to Derby,

They aint worth a wank,

But take my advice,

There's nothing so nice,

As kicking the shit out of Sunderland.

 

 

 

 

I love to go,

Awondering along the cliffs of Dover,

And if I see a Sunderland Fan,

I'll kick the bastard over,

and over,

and over.

 

 

 

If I had the wings of a Sparrow,

If I had the arse of a crow,

I'd fly over Sunderland tomorrow,

and shit on the bastards below, below!

Shit on,

Shit on,

Shit on the bastards below, below!

Shit on,

Shit on,

Shit on the bastards below.

 

 

 

Liam O'brien,

Andy O'brien,

Any, any, any O'brien,

who put the ball in the mackems net?

O'brien! O'brien!

 

 

 

We hate Nottingham Forest,

We hate Sunderland too,

and Leicester,

We hate Man United,

But Newcastle we love you!

 

 

 

We don't carry hammers,

We don't carry lead,

We only carry hatchets,

To bury in your head,

'Cause we are the supporters

of 1971,

We all hate Sunderland, Millwall, Everton!

 

 

 

 

We hate Sunderland,

and we hate Sunderland,

We hate Sunderland,

and we hate Sunderland,

We hate Sunderland

and we hate Sunderland,

We are the Sunderland...

HATERS!

 

 

 

We hate Sunderland,

We hate Sunderland,

We hate Sunderland!

 

 

 

 

 

I know a Mackem bastard,

He comes from down my way,

I know he is a Mackem

'cause he's big and fat and gay!

And everytime I see him,

It makes me wanna spew,

He's just a Mackem bastard,

from division 2!

Oh ahahahahahaha!

Oh ahahahaha!

 

 

 

We fucking hate Sunderland,

We fucking hate Sunderland,

We fucking hate,

Fucking hate Sunderland,

Sunderland!

We fucking hate Sunderland,

We fucking hate Sunderland,

We fucking hate,

Fucking hate Sunderland!

 

 

 

I wanna be a magpie ranger - it's various verses.

 

 

 

When the red, red robin,

goes bob, bob, bobbin along,

SHOOT THE BASTARD! SHOOT THE BASTARD!

 

 

 

 

When I was young,

I had no sense,

I bought a flute for only 50pence.

The only song,

that I could play,

Was fuck the Mackems and the IRA.

 

 

 

 

When I was just a little boy,

I asked my mother,

"What shall I be?"

"Shall I be Newcastle?"

"Shall I be Sunderland"

Here's what she said to me:

"Wash your mouth out son,

Go and get your fathers gun,

and go shoot the mackem scum,

shoot the mackem scum!"

 

We all piss in a red "n" white pot

A red "n" white pot

A red "n" white pot.

 

 

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i definitly want to hear:

 

- the fulwell end, is always full

- 1-0 down 4-1 up, albert luque wrapped it up

- michael chopra, are you listening, scored a goallll down in sun'land, your not welcome home, you scored a goal. now ur just a mackem arsehole

- we hate sun'land

- joe kinnears black n white army, we hate sun'land!

- what do u think of sun'land - shit

- hart now here, the geordies sing, the sun'land ran away

- liam o'brien

- 29 years (hopefully), 29 years, halo halo (after match)

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29 years you know its right

The last time the scum beat the black and white ( at home )

It's been a long time

Since that day

So we sing them a song that they fucking hate

WE HATE SUNDERLAND SCUM

WE HATE SUNDERLAND SCUM

WE HATE SUNDERLAND SCUM

WE HATE SUNDERLAND SCUM

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Man City sing something like this. I think its pretty good and we can sort of relate to it... :iamatwat:

 

We never win at home and we never win away

we lost last week and we lost today

we dont give a fuck coz we're all pissed up,

MCFC OK!

 

Tune: We are the sunderland haters

 

Thats their version so we'd obviously have to replace the 'MCFC' bit. :pow:

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This thread did also say bring back the old songs so I reckon it would be good to hear Haway The Lads a bit more often

Its not died off but not sang anywhere near as often as it used to be. Great song, completely unique to newcastle and sang in a number of different ways, would love to hear it more often

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Just while we're on.  My mackem connections have been blithering on about the "sunderland ranger".  Its the same as our Magpie Ranger, with slightly different lyrics from what I've had to endure (eg. "I want to life a life of danger" not "only live for sex and danger").

 

Can one of the older folk point me in a direction here?  Have the despicable little scoundrels nicked our song?  The father reckons he sung it in the 70's and gave a bit of abuse of them not having enough brain cells to make up their own song.

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i didn't want to start a new thread with this inquiry, so i thought i'd ask in here.  does anyone know a song/chant that goes something like: 

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

 

& then there's a bit about hittin' a lass with a something something? 

 

i've only heard it once, so soz if i'm WAY off...  but i'd love to find the true words or even better a link to somewhere where it can be heard... cheers everyone

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i didn't want to start a new thread with this inquiry, so i thought i'd ask in here.   does anyone know a song/chant that goes something like: 

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

 

& then there's a bit about hittin' a lass with a something something? 

 

i've only heard it once, so soz if i'm WAY off...  but i'd love to find the true words or even better a link to somewhere where it can be heard... cheers everyone

 

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Just while we're on.  My mackem connections have been blithering on about the "sunderland ranger".  Its the same as our Magpie Ranger, with slightly different lyrics from what I've had to endure (eg. "I want to life a life of danger" not "only live for sex and danger").

 

Can one of the older folk point me in a direction here?  Have the despicable little scoundrels nicked our song?  The father reckons he sung it in the 70's and gave a bit of abuse of them not having enough brain cells to make up their own song.

it's from at least the 70's. contains some slightly surreal lyrics about ............

 

"go left ,go left

go left,right,left

go left go right go pick up your stick

go left go right go left"

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i didn't want to start a new thread with this inquiry, so i thought i'd ask in here.   does anyone know a song/chant that goes something like: 

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

 

& then there's a bit about hittin' a lass with a something something? 

 

i've only heard it once, so soz if i'm WAY off...  but i'd love to find the true words or even better a link to somewhere where it can be heard... cheers everyone

 

 

its "slapp your lass with a christmas tree" :)

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i didn't want to start a new thread with this inquiry, so i thought i'd ask in here.   does anyone know a song/chant that goes something like: 

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

geordie boys where are ya?  lalalala la la la

 

& then there's a bit about hittin' a lass with a something something? 

 

i've only heard it once, so soz if i'm WAY off...  but i'd love to find the true words or even better a link to somewhere where it can be heard... cheers everyone

 

 

its "slapp your lass with a christmas tree" :)

"whip patsy kensit till she bleeds.....yeehah" was always my fave.(complete with banner)
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would the geezer with the guitar happen to be Harry Palmer?

 

Just while we're on.  My mackem connections have been blithering on about the "sunderland ranger".  Its the same as our Magpie Ranger, with slightly different lyrics from what I've had to endure (eg. "I want to life a life of danger" not "only live for sex and danger").

 

Can one of the older folk point me in a direction here?  Have the despicable little scoundrels nicked our song?  The father reckons he sung it in the 70's and gave a bit of abuse of them not having enough brain cells to make up their own song.

it's from at least the 70's. contains some slightly surreal lyrics about ............

 

"go left ,go left

go left,right,left

go left go right go pick up your stick

go left go right go left"

aye, I've heard me dad sing it (and sung it meself) multiple times.  I don't think they sing that bit, which suggests the fuckers poached it.
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would the geezer with the guitar happen to be Harry Palmer?

 

Just while we're on.  My mackem connections have been blithering on about the "sunderland ranger".  Its the same as our Magpie Ranger, with slightly different lyrics from what I've had to endure (eg. "I want to life a life of danger" not "only live for sex and danger").

 

Can one of the older folk point me in a direction here?  Have the despicable little scoundrels nicked our song?  The father reckons he sung it in the 70's and gave a bit of abuse of them not having enough brain cells to make up their own song.

it's from at least the 70's. contains some slightly surreal lyrics about ............

 

"go left ,go left

go left,right,left

go left go right go pick up your stick

go left go right go left"

aye, I've heard me dad sing it (and sung it meself) multiple times.  I don't think they sing that bit, which suggests the fuckers poached it.

i think that ending bit with "go left" etc was also tagged onto the end of the "i was walking down regent street,guess which bastard i did meet" ditty
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would the geezer with the guitar happen to be Harry Palmer?

 

Just while we're on.  My mackem connections have been blithering on about the "sunderland ranger".  Its the same as our Magpie Ranger, with slightly different lyrics from what I've had to endure (eg. "I want to life a life of danger" not "only live for sex and danger").

 

Can one of the older folk point me in a direction here?  Have the despicable little scoundrels nicked our song?  The father reckons he sung it in the 70's and gave a bit of abuse of them not having enough brain cells to make up their own song.

it's from at least the 70's. contains some slightly surreal lyrics about ............

 

"go left ,go left

go left,right,left

go left go right go pick up your stick

go left go right go left"

aye, I've heard me dad sing it (and sung it meself) multiple times.  I don't think they sing that bit, which suggests the fuckers poached it.

i think that ending bit with "go left" etc was also tagged onto the end of the "i was walking down regent street,guess which b****** i did meet" ditty

meh.  They fuckers have still nicked it, after they poached and bastardised the Blaydon Races, along with various other clubs now.  I'm getting wound up about a minor issue.
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