UV Posted August 20, 2010 Share Posted August 20, 2010 Shamelessly nicked (but corrected) from toontastic: Yes! We have no Ben Arfas We have no Ben Arfas today! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 We got Cheike, Gosling & Sol. We got Cheike, Gosling & Sol. etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Toon! Cheike, Cheike, Cheike the Toon. Toon! Cheike, Cheike, Cheike the Toon... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted August 21, 2010 Share Posted August 21, 2010 Shamelessly nicked (but corrected) from toontastic: Yes! We have no Ben Arfas We have no Ben Arfas today! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 In good voice today. The Andy Carroll version of the ''Andy Cole song'' was good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 22, 2010 Share Posted August 22, 2010 Don't mess with wor Tiote Don't mess with wor Tiote He'll snap you in half Don't mess with wor Tiote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 To tune of 'Shake Your Booty' by KC and the Sunshine Band. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Cheick Tioté Cheick Tioté Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 23, 2010 Share Posted August 23, 2010 In good voice today. The Andy Carroll version of the ''Andy Cole song'' was good He got the ball and scored three garrolls as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 No one likes him, No one likes him, No one likes him, We don't care, He's wor Joey, Joey Barton, He's wor Joey And he's a Mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 If he didn't play he'd be one of us Caroll Caroll In the leazes making fuss Caroll Caroll If he didn't play he's be one us Drinking on the away day bus Andy Caroll The Angel Of The North Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Think for Carroll it'd be best to stick with the 'When he gets the ball he scores a goal'. Fits pretty much perfectly and everyone will sing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jonnyameobi Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 nikos dabizas nikos dabizas who put the ball in the makems net nikos dabizas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 Kev McDonald had a team e-i-e-i-o They came to toon and last 6-0 e-i-e-i-o With a Barton here a Nolan there, here a Caroll, there a Carroll everywhere an Andy Carroll Kev McDonald had a team e-i-e-i-o Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted August 26, 2010 Share Posted August 26, 2010 To the tune of 'Fernando Torres, Liverpools number nine'.. The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, Andy Carroll, Newcastle's Number 9 (Maybe replace 'The Toon' with 'Wey aye') Hate Liverpool, but often find myself singing the Torres song. Very catchy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kane2005 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 To the tune of 'Fernando Torres, Liverpools number nine'.. The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, Andy Carroll, Newcastle's Number 9 (Maybe replace 'The Toon' with 'Wey aye') Hate Liverpool, but often find myself singing the Torres song. Very catchy! Quite possibly up there with some of the worst thought up songs EVER on this site I would think. There has been some good lyrics for Andy to that tune , not hard to learn them tbh. I've heard: He's got long hair just like a lass , Caroll Caroll Txt his bird he'll hit you with a glass Caroll He makes more money than me and you He spends it all in Blu Bambu Andy Caroll the Angel Of The North Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest michaelfoster Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Whats that coming out of the plane is it Ben Arfa?, is it Ben Arfa? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Cheick Tiote, Cheick Cheick Tiote Watch out, man, you're gonna hurt somebody Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 To the tune of 'Lola' by the Kinks. "I met him in a club down in old Bolton where they drink Champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola, C-O-L-A cola, He walked up to me and he asked me to dance, I asked him his name and in a dark Scouse voice he said Nolan N-O-L-A Nolan, no no no no Nolan. Well im not the worlds most physical guy but when he squeezed me tight he nearly broke my spine oh my Nolan, K K Kevin Nolan... Well we drank champagne and we ate all night, under KFC's electric lights, he picked me up and sat me on his knee, and said little boy wont you come home with me? Well im not the worlds most passionate guy but when I looked in his eyes well I almost fell for my Nolan K K Kevin Nolan, Nolan no no no no Nolan K K Kevin Nolan......" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 Ben Arfa, Ben Arfa... (the 'Who are ya?' chant) the simple ones are the best Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 To the tune of 'Fernando Torres, Liverpools number nine'.. The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, Andy Carroll, Newcastle's Number 9 (Maybe replace 'The Toon' with 'Wey aye') Hate Liverpool, but often find myself singing the Torres song. Very catchy! Quite possibly up there with some of the worst thought up songs EVER on this site I would think. There has been some good lyrics for Andy to that tune , not hard to learn them tbh. I've heard: He's got long hair just like a lass , Caroll Caroll Txt his bird he'll hit you with a glass Caroll He makes more money than me and you He spends it all in Blu Bambu Andy Caroll the Angel Of The North Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted August 28, 2010 Share Posted August 28, 2010 He turned down Madrid for the Toon, Hatem Ben Arfa. He went on strike to get his move, Hatem Ben Arfa. He looks canny good on youtube, Hatem Ben Arfa. He's going to fire us up the league, Ben Arfa is our man. (to Viva Espana) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 To the tune of 'Fernando Torres, Liverpools number nine'.. The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toooooon, The Tooooon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, The Toon, Andy Carroll, Newcastle's Number 9 (Maybe replace 'The Toon' with 'Wey aye') Hate Liverpool, but often find myself singing the Torres song. Very catchy! Quite possibly up there with some of the worst thought up songs EVER on this site I would think. There has been some good lyrics for Andy to that tune , not hard to learn them tbh. I've heard: He's got long hair just like a lass , Caroll Caroll Txt his bird he'll hit you with a glass Caroll He makes more money than me and you He spends it all in Blu Bambu Andy Caroll the Angel Of The North We sang that on the bus yesterday before the game for about 10 minutes. Great song. My favourite for Carroll, the other two don't seem to fit aswell. I.e He gets the ball he scores a goal, and he'll break your f***ing jaw Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest localhero87 Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Ben Arfa, Ben Arfa... (the 'Who are ya?' chant) the simple ones are the best THIS will catch on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieBatistuta Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 I dunno whether anyone else has mentioned it but: Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick, Cheick Tiioootteee Cheick Tiioootteee (Shake your booty) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 29, 2010 Share Posted August 29, 2010 Another simple one, could be just singing ''Hatem Ben Arfa'' to the tune of ''Sing in the library'' and othr ditties with the clapping Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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