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When you're losing 4-3,he says don't count on me Shefki Kuqi.

 

We will play him up front,but he's a fat useless cunt Shefki Kuqi

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I saw my mate the other day,

He said to me he saw the white Pele,

So I asked, who is he?

He goes by the name of Shefki Kuqi,

Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi,

He goes by the name of Shefki Kuqi.

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Someone needs to come up with one thats not a variation on songs that are sung up and down the country every week. Something new instead of altering old ones with new words. Im nee good like.

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Someone needs to come up with one thats not a variation on songs that are sung up and down the country every week. Something new instead of altering old ones with new words. Im nee good like.

 

If we ever buy Kevin Gameiro I'm all over this.

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I'm bored so here's a song me and some pals tried (unsuccessfully) to get running at Camp Nou some years ago, translated back to English and adapted to yourselves.

 

They're creepy and they're kuqi

mysterious and spooky

they're all together ooky

Newcastle United!

 

Their stadium is a museum

Where people come see'em

They really are a scream

Newcastle United!

 

So come and get your scarf on

and some booze to sip on

we are going to cheer on

Newcastle United!

 

 

(probably want some more football-related adjectives in the first verse but I'm not *that* bored)

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This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! :D

 

When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote!

 

 

From the nufc.com match report:

 

PS: The events of today seem to have inspired a few of you into verse - we wouldn't normally care to trouble you with these, but the following rewrite of "That's Amore" did make us chuckle:

 

When you're facing a rout, and he's thirty yards out, Cheick Tiote!

From the Ivory Coast, blasts it inside the post, Cheick Tiote!

Oh he left Fabregas, sitting flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote!

When your losing four three, he says leave it to me, Cheick Tiote![\i]

 

Fame at last! :D

 

Couple of words changed so I hope none of you feckas is trying to pass it off as your own! :shifty:

 

Got a bit of an airing on the coach yesterday. :snod:

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Guest jrtoonarmy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls

 

Nolan put ONE in the mackems net...... HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH

Nolan put TWO in the mackems net...... HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH

Nolan put THREE in the mackems net...... AND HE JUST CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH GOALS

DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU

 

have a listen a few times, i think it would really well

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