Darth Crooks Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Arms oot bellyflop, ra ra ra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Bit of Muddy Waters perhaps... Don't you mess with me But you know I'm him Everybody knows I'm him Well you know I'm the hoochie Kuqi man Everybody knows I'm him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 34 or 58, 34 or 58, 34 or 58 Sheki Shefki Kuqi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperShola! Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi, Signed him on a free, from Helsinki, Shefki Kequi. (Peter Lovenkrands) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just did a Google search and my Tiote chant is on loads of forums now! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted February 10, 2011 Share Posted February 10, 2011 Just call him the Sholaaa la la He'll squeeze and he'll fold yaaa la la! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tall Striker Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 When you're losing 4-3,he says don't count on me Shefki Kuqi. We will play him up front,but he's a fat useless cunt Shefki Kuqi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonarmymia Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 He's fat, he's round, He'll bellyflop on the ground, Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 I saw my mate the other day, He said to me he saw the white Pele, So I asked, who is he? He goes by the name of Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi, Shefki Kuqi, He goes by the name of Shefki Kuqi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Let's all have a Kuqi rararara Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 When you're losing 4-3,he says don't count on me Shefki Kuqi. We will play him up front,but he's a fat useless c*** Shefki Kuqi I've been laughing at this for about 12 minutes now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 ITS THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY, AND KUQI SHOW!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR15 Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Cheik, Cheik will tear you apart, again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted February 11, 2011 Share Posted February 11, 2011 Shefki Kuqi, number 1 superguy! (to Hong Kong Phooey song) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LukeT Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Someone needs to come up with one thats not a variation on songs that are sung up and down the country every week. Something new instead of altering old ones with new words. Im nee good like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 12, 2011 Share Posted February 12, 2011 Someone needs to come up with one thats not a variation on songs that are sung up and down the country every week. Something new instead of altering old ones with new words. Im nee good like. If we ever buy Kevin Gameiro I'm all over this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Kylie Minogue I should be so Kuqi? Hows THAT for unorthodox? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 We've got Shefki, Shefki Kuqi on the bench, on the bench Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I'm bored so here's a song me and some pals tried (unsuccessfully) to get running at Camp Nou some years ago, translated back to English and adapted to yourselves. They're creepy and they're kuqi mysterious and spooky they're all together ooky Newcastle United! Their stadium is a museum Where people come see'em They really are a scream Newcastle United! So come and get your scarf on and some booze to sip on we are going to cheer on Newcastle United! (probably want some more football-related adjectives in the first verse but I'm not *that* bored) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 This took some work and involved quite a few people. Think it works though! When you're facing a rout, and you're 30 yards out, Cheick Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, squeezed just inside the post, Cheick Tiote! He left Cesc Fabregas, lying flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote! When we made it 4-3, he said leave it to me, Cheick Tiote! From the nufc.com match report: PS: The events of today seem to have inspired a few of you into verse - we wouldn't normally care to trouble you with these, but the following rewrite of "That's Amore" did make us chuckle: When you're facing a rout, and he's thirty yards out, Cheick Tiote! From the Ivory Coast, blasts it inside the post, Cheick Tiote! Oh he left Fabregas, sitting flat on his ass, Cheick Tiote! When your losing four three, he says leave it to me, Cheick Tiote![\i] Fame at last! Couple of words changed so I hope none of you feckas is trying to pass it off as your own! Got a bit of an airing on the coach yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 go blu bambu drink ten pints get completley plastered get back home and beat your wag andy carroll you bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 For all i despise and hate Celtic, thats a great song they have. Would love for us to have something like that, but as stated above, we spoil every song going by singing it far too fast Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 i don't get the singing to fast, everyone knows the tune and the song, just sing it normally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jrtoonarmy Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a84L1hVVEls Nolan put ONE in the mackems net...... HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH Nolan put TWO in the mackems net...... HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH HE JUST CANT GET ENOUGH Nolan put THREE in the mackems net...... AND HE JUST CANT SEEM TO GET ENOUGH GOALS DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU DU have a listen a few times, i think it would really well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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