54 Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 This may be slightly early, but fuck it, i'm bored and the season starts in three weeks. Premiership Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Overachievers: Underperformers: Top Goal Scorer: Break Out Year: Season to Forget: PFA Player of the Year: PFA Young Player of the Year: Manager of the Year: First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Championship Winners: Runners Up: 3rd-6th: Relegation: Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Goalscorer?: How will we do in the cup competitions?: Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: League Cup: EFL Trophy: Europe La Liga winner: Serie A winner: Bundesliga winner: Champions League winner: Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Swansea, Hull, Burnley (I want to put Sunderland in there but we all know how lucky they are, also I think Swansea could easily be swapped for WBA) Overachievers: Possibly Boro Underperformers: Swansea, WBA, and Leicester will all make claims Top Goal Scorer: No idea Break Out Year: No Idea Season to Forget: No idea PFA Player of the Year: No idea PFA Young Player of the Year: No Idea Manager of the Year: Conte First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis, (not including Fat Sam if he goes before a ball has been kicked for the England job) Championship Winners: I don't want to jinx it. Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Norwich, Brighton, Sheffield Wednesday, Villa (in any order, also Brentford will be in and around the play offs) Relegation: Burton, Rotherham, Bristol City (could swap either for Preston) Newcastle United Where will we finish?: See Championship winners. Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round League cup, 3rd round FA Cup, u21's to reach the quarter finals of the JPT or whatever it is called now. (I think we'll have a long season and it all depends on the luck of draw and as soon as we come up against Premiership sides we'll be the underdogs.) How will we do in the derby games?: We won't have any unless we play them in cups. Domestic League One Promotion: Scunthorpe, Sheffield United, Millwall League One Relegation: Oxford, Shrewsbury, Chesterfield, Northampton League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Doncaster, Cambridge League Two Relegation: Newport, Exeter FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: One of the under 21's teams Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: PSG World Player of the Year: Pick of Ronaldo or Messi, though Bale and Griezmann will both have good seasons. Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Survive, just. Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes, December/January time. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: He'll score a goal and with the celebration of shooting with his fingers he does an opposition player will go down as though he's been shot and Mitrovic will be the first player to be sent off for shooting an opponent in a game of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man U 3rd-6th: Man City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Tottenham Relegation: Hull, Burnley, WBA Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Southampton/Leicester Top Goal Scorer: Out of the current options, Aguero. Break Out Year: no idea Season to Forget: no idea PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: no idea Manager of the Year: Conte First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew or Pulis Championship Winners: Us Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Norwich, Villa, Sheff Wed, Leeds Relegation: Burton, Rotherham, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: Top Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: Early exits in both How will we do in the derby games?: n/a Domestic League One Promotion: Charlton, Milwall, MK Dons League One Relegation: Oxford, Northampton, Oldham, Southend League Two Promotion: Doncaster, Cambridge, Wycombe, Portsmouth League Two Relegation: Newport, Barnet FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Tottenham EFL Trophy: no idea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Athletico Europa League winner: Man U World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Anywhere between 13-17th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes, around January Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: he wont. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Chelsea,Arsenal,Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Burnley, Hull, West Brom Overachievers: Middlesbrough Underperformers: Bournemouth Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Pierre Emile Hojberg Season to Forget: Odion Ighalo, Vincent Janssen PFA Player of the Year: Kevin de Bruyne PFA Young Player of the Year: Anthony Martial Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Derby County 3rd-6th: Norwich, Sheffield Wednesday, Brighton, Wolves Relegation: Rotherham, Burton, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Dwight Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round of Carling Cup, 3rd round of FA Cup How will we do in the derby games?: We always lose to Derby so probably 0 points Domestic League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Bolton, MK Dons League One Relegation: Bury, Port Vale, Northampton League Two Promotion: Doncaster, Plymouth, Portsmouth, Colchester League Two Relegation: Cheltenham, Yeovil FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: Sheffield United Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Man Utd World Player of the Year: Lionel Messi Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Between 12th and 16th, with no real danger of relegation Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: No Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Squares up to Nigel Pearson when we play Derby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man United 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal, Liverpool Relegation: Swansea, Burnley and Hull. Overachievers: Boro in 12th or 13th maybe? Underperformers: Swansea Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Iheanacho (?) , Lewis Cook and Dem Gray Season to Forget: Rooney, Sturridge, Janssen PFA Player of the Year: Aguero/Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: Iheanacho Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce (Guidolin now Bruce has gone ) Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Norwich, Derby, Villa, Wolves Relegation: Burton, Barnsley, Rotherham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup 4th round, FA Cup 5th round FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Chelsea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: CL dropout World Player of the Year: Ronaldo (Ballon D'or), Messi player of the season Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Lower mid table, above th mackems Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Nope Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: No red card, just a load of yellows. Probably end up changing this a canny bit before the season starts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man Utd Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man City, Arsenal, Spurs, liverpool Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Hull Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: iheanacho Season to Forget: Jamie Vardy PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: iheanacho Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Steve Bruce Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Nottingham Forest 3rd-6th: Derby, Norwich, Leeds, Sheff Wed Relegation: Rotherham, Burton, Bristol City Newcastle United Where will we finish?: winner Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: league cup (semi) fa cup (5th round) Domestic League One Promotion: Sheffield utd, millwall, Charlton League One Relegation: Southend, Fleetwood, Oxford, Bury League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Wycombe League Two Relegation: Blackpool, Mansfield FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Liverpool EFL Trophy: U21 team Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: survive relegation by 5-6 points Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: yes, January Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: over celebrating bringing a 2nd yellow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 17, 2016 Share Posted July 17, 2016 Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Manchester United 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Burnley, Sunderland, Crystal Palace Overachievers: Middlesbrough Underperformers: West Ham Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Mohamed Elneny Season to Forget: Zlatan Ibrahimovic PFA Player of the Year: David Silva PFA Young Player of the Year: Anthony Martial Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Sam Championship Winners: Newcastle United Runners Up: Derby County 3rd-6th: Brighton & Hove, Aston Villa, Nottingham Forest, Norwich City Relegation: Rotherham, Burton Albion, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Aleksandr Mitrovic How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 4th round, League Cup 4th round Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Manchester City EFL Trophy: Shrewsbury Town lion Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Napoli World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: ~9th/10th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes. Before Christmas. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Slapping someone with his cleat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Tottenham 3rd-6th: Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea. Relegation:Burnley, Watford, West Brom. Overachievers: Swansea. Underperformers: Leicester. Top Goal Scorer: Kane. Break Out Year: Iheanacho. Season to Forget: Vardy. PFA Player of the Year: Mkhitaryan. PFA Young Player of the Year: Alli. Manager of the Year: Guardiola. First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis. Championship Winners: Newcastle United. Runners Up: Brighton. 3rd-6th: Norwich, Aston Villa, Derby, Cardiff. Relegation:Rotherham, Burton, Barnsley. Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st. Top Goalscorer?: Mitrovic. How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup Winners; FA Cup 6th round. Domestic League One Promotion:Walsall, Millwall, Northampton. League One Relegation: Chesterfield, Oxford United, Fleetwood. League Two Promotion: Accrington Stanley, Portsmouth, Plymouth. League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Stevenage, Grimsby. FA Cup: Manchester United. League Cup: NUFC. EFL Trophy: dk. Europe La Liga winner:Atletico Madrid. Serie A winner:Napoli Bundesliga winner:Bayern Munich Champions League winner: Manchester City Europa League winner: Athletic Bilbao World Player of the Year: Luis Suarez Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 14th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: no. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Bending Daniel Ayala over, and simulating humping him (most inappropriately ). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted July 18, 2016 Share Posted July 18, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-7th: Leicester, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, Tottenham Relegation: Sunderland, Burnley, Hull Overachievers: Middlesbrough Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Vardy Break Out Year: Troydini Season to Forget: Aguero PFA Player of the Year: Vardy PFA Young Player of the Year: Alli Manager of the Year: Ranieri First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Fat Sam Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton & Hove 3rd-6th: Norwich, Derby, Aston Villa, Leeds Relegation: Preston, Roterham, Barnsley Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Mitro with 32 How will we do in the cup competitions?: Semis in LC, 4th round in FA Domestic League One Promotion: Coventry, Bradford, AFC Wimbledon League One Relegation: Fleetwood, Walsall, Bury, Northampton League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Yeovil, Cambridge League Two Relegation: Accrington, Wycome FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Tottenham EFL Trophy: Newcastle u21s Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 11th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: He won't. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Second yellow for celebrating without a shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: Hull, Swansea, Bournemouth Overachievers: Burnley (10th) Underperformers: Leicester (12th) Top Goal Scorer: Aguero (24) Break Out Year: Season to Forget: Dele Ali PFA Player of the Year: Kante PFA Young Player of the Year: Kane Manager of the Year: Conte First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Swansea Manager Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Norwich, Leeds, Rotherham, Derby Relegation: Brentford, Burton, Fulham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd Round in both competitions. Domestic League One Promotion: ---- League One Relegation:---- League Two Promotion: ------ League Two Relegation: ------ FA Cup: Liverpool League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: Swansea reserves. Europe La Liga winner: A.Madrid Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Dortmund Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 16th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes, January Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Drop kick the refs face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Dancer Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man Utd Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Spurs, Chelsea, Arsenal, West Ham Relegation: Burnley, Sunderland, Hull Overachievers: Everton (if they can be classed as that) Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: Holding or Marcus Edwards Season to Forget: Mahrez PFA Player of the Year: Kane PFA Young Player of the Year: Alli Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Norwich 3rd-6th: Brighton, Sheff Wed, Derby, Villa Relegation: Barnsley, Burton, Preston Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: shit Domestic League One Promotion: Sheff Utd, Scunthorpe, Milwall League One Relegation: no idea League Two Promotion: Doncaster, Portstmouth, no idea League Two Relegation: no idea FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: ? Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus by a mile Bundesliga winner: Dortmund. Front 4 look tasty Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: Sevilla no doubt World Player of the Year: Ronaldo this year, unfortunately. Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: flirt with relegation until about Feb, then be comfortable Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: won’t be Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: pissing on the goalpost Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Manchester United Runners Up: Manchester City 3rd-6th: Chelsea, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Burnley, Hull, Swansea Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: Southampton Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Duncan Watmore, Joe Gomez, Matt Miagza Season to Forget: Diego Costa, Abel Hernandez, Zlatan, Gundogan PFA Player of the Year: Rooney PFA Young Player of the Year: John Stones Manager of the Year: Mou First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pards Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Derby, Norwich, Ipswich, Villa Relegation: Rotherham, Barnsley, Wolves Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle with 18 How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup 5th round, FA cup 5th round FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Everton EFL Trophy: Don't even know who's in it. Boro U21s? Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juve Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 16th. Negredo will bag a dozen Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: 8 or 9 games in, having gained just 2 points Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Being a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavMcEl Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man city Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Tottenham Relegation: West Brom, Watford, Hull city Overachievers: Boro Underperformers: Leicester, Spurs, West Ham, Southampton Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Rob Holding, Harry Winks Season to Forget: Harry Kane, Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Kante PFA Young Player of the Year: Martial Manager of the Year: Karanka First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis Championship Winners: Newcastle United Runners Up: Villa 3rd-6th: Norwich, Brighton, Derby, QPR Relegation: Leeds, Rotherham, Burton Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle, Mitro, Aoyze (all with 16 goals) How will we do in the cup competitions?: League Cup- 2nd round FA Cup- Winnners (being deadly serious..….. Rafa is the man) Domestic League One Promotion: Sheffield United, Mk Dons, Bolton League One Relegation: Bury, Southend, Oldham, Chesterfield League Two Promotion: Portsmouth, Plymouth, Leyton Orient, Notts County League Two Relegation: Morecambe,Hartlepool FA Cup: us League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: conventry Europe La Liga winner: Real madrid Serie A winner: Roma Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner:Bayern Europa League winner: Man Utd World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: very well top 8 Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: no he won't get sacked Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: bearing his cock to a female linesman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubestationatmidnight Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: manure city Liverpool Spurs Relegation: hull burnley west brom Overachievers: boro Underperformers: Everton Top Goal Scorer: lukaku if he goes to Chelsea Break Out Year: ihenacho Season to Forget: ibrahimovic PFA Player of the Year: kante PFA Young Player of the Year: rashford Manager of the Year:conte First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Watfords manager Championship Winners: NUFC Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Brighton Norwich villa leeds Relegation: burton Preston Rotherham Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: Fa cup 4th round League cup QF FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Arsenal Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: juventus Europa League winner: World Player of the Year: Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: decent about 11th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: no Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted August 2, 2016 Share Posted August 2, 2016 Premiership Winners: Man Utd Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Liverpool, Arsenal, Chelsea, Spurs. Relegation: Swansea Watford Hull Overachievers: Burnley Underperformers: Leicester Top Goal Scorer: Rooney Break Out Year: Lewis Cook, Mason Holgate, Joe Gomez, Andre Gray, Season to Forget: Sterling, Costa, PFA Player of the Year: Rooney PFA Young Player of the Year: Kane Manager of the Year: Mourinho First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Norwich 3rd-6th: Brighton, Villa, Wolves, Derby Relegation: Huddersfield, Rotherham, Burton Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Mitro 18 How will we do in the cup competitions?: 5th round in both. Domestic League One Promotion: MK Dons, Millwall, Charlton League One Relegation: Oldham, Fleetwood, Wimbledon, Shrewsbury League Two Promotion: Portsmouth, Plymouth, Notts County, Leyton Orient League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Newport FA Cup: Spurs League Cup: Arsenal EFL Trophy: Chelsea u21 Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barca Europa League winner: Sevilla World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 15th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: December Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season:Headbutt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 3, 2016 Share Posted August 3, 2016 Premiership Winners: City Runners Up: Chelsea 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool Relegation: Swansea Burnley Hull Overachievers: Bournemouth Underperformers: Swansea Top Goal Scorer: Aguero Break Out Year: Season to Forget: Rooney PFA Player of the Year: Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Kane Manager of the Year: Guardiola First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Francesco Guidolin Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Norwich 3rd-6th: Brighton, Derby, Sheffield Wednesday, Villa Relegation: Burton Wigan Huddersfield Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 1st Top Goalscorer?: Ritchie How will we do in the cup competitions?: As its newcastle united awfully Domestic League One Promotion: League One Relegation: League Two Promotion: League Two Relegation: FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Chelsea EFL Trophy: Chelsea Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juve Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Bayern, its their turn. Europa League winner: Man Utd World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: 17th Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Nah Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: for suplexing an opposition goalkeeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 6, 2016 Share Posted August 6, 2016 Premiership Winners: Manchester City Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: Arsenal, Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool Relegation: Middlesbrough, Bournemouth, Hull City Overachievers: Burnley, Watford? Underperformers: Palace, Swansea, Leicester (compared to last season obviously), West Ham knackered by their new stadium and European football Top Goal Scorer: Sergio Aguero Break Out Year: Ahmed Musa, Andre Gray, Nathan Redmond, Demarai Gray, Sofiane Feghouli (if that counts), Max Gradel Season to Forget: Georginio Wijnaldum, Juan Mata, Daley Blind, Nemanja Matic, Per Mertesacker PFA Player of the Year: Sergio Aguero PFA Young Player of the Year: Anthony Martial Manager of the Year: Pep Guardiola (f**k you Jose!) First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis, Guidolin, Pards Championship Winners: Newcastle Runners Up: Brighton 3rd-6th: Norwich (P), Derby, Ipswich, Sheff Weds Relegation: Huddersfield, Barnsley, Burton Albion Newcastle United Where will we finish?: First by miles, winning every game and not conceding a goal winning every game except one and only conceding one goal Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: Meh Domestic FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Arsenal EFL Trophy: Not a clue Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Munich (piece of piss these three) Champions League winner: Bayern Munich Europa League winner: Either Sevilla or not Sevilla World Player of the Year: Cristiano Ronaldo, undeservedly. Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Either narrowly avoid or narrowly fail to avoid relegation Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Either over winter or after the end of the season Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: Jumping into the crowd with his shirt off (he'll get away with all his usual violence) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 5, 2017 Share Posted August 5, 2017 Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs Relegation: Swansea, Hull, Burnley (I want to put Sunderland in there but we all know how lucky they are, also I think Swansea could easily be swapped for WBA) Overachievers: Possibly Boro Underperformers: Swansea, WBA, and Leicester will all make claims Top Goal Scorer: No idea Break Out Year: No Idea Season to Forget: No idea PFA Player of the Year: No idea PFA Young Player of the Year: No Idea Manager of the Year: Conte First manager to quit/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pulis, (not including Fat Sam if he goes before a ball has been kicked for the England job) Championship Winners: I don't want to jinx it. Runners Up: Derby 3rd-6th: Norwich, Brighton, Sheffield Wednesday, Villa (in any order, also Brentford will be in and around the play offs) Relegation: Burton, Rotherham, Bristol City (could swap either for Preston) Newcastle United Where will we finish?: See Championship winners. Top Goalscorer?: Gayle How will we do in the cup competitions?: 3rd round League cup, 3rd round FA Cup, u21's to reach the quarter finals of the JPT or whatever it is called now. (I think we'll have a long season and it all depends on the luck of draw and as soon as we come up against Premiership sides we'll be the underdogs.) How will we do in the derby games?: We won't have any unless we play them in cups. Domestic League One Promotion: Scunthorpe, Sheffield United, Millwall League One Relegation: Oxford, Shrewsbury, Chesterfield, Northampton League Two Promotion: Plymouth, Portsmouth, Doncaster, Cambridge League Two Relegation: Newport, Exeter FA Cup: Chelsea League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: One of the under 21's teams Europe La Liga winner: Barcelona Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Barcelona Europa League winner: PSG World Player of the Year: Pick of Ronaldo or Messi, though Bale and Griezmann will both have good seasons. Other: How will Middlesbrough do in their first season back in the Premier League: Survive, just. Will Alan Pardew get sacked as manager of Crystal Palace, if so, when: Yes, December/January time. Why will Mitrovic get sent of this season: He'll score a goal and with the celebration of shooting with his fingers he does an opposition player will go down as though he's been shot and Mitrovic will be the first player to be sent off for shooting an opponent in a game of football. Not a bad try if I'm honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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