Optimistic Nut Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Anyone put any bets on for the season? I've stuck a tenna on... Chelsea to win the Premiership Birmingham to win the Championship. Nottingham Forest to win League One. Swindon Town to win League Two. Gretna to win the Scottish First Division Morton to win the Scottish Second Division Stenhousemuir to win the Scottish Third Division PSV to win the Dutch League Barcelona to win La Liga Inter to win Serie A. Potential winnings = £71,173.77 ...and no doubt the obligatory 5 minutes on Sky Sports News where I tell them I'll get a Box with my winnings, and I'm cracking a bottle of champagne open with a couple of Nuts "models" on each arm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 I used to work for a leading north east financial institution, and the place was full of gimps I hated it, there were good people though, but most were cunts. There was one lad I got on particularly well with, he was a really funny lad, from Ponteland but rough as a badger, he suppprted the toon, had a season ticket, but honestly he didn't have a clue aboot footbaal. So one dinner time we had a walk down Gosforth High Street and he was asking me advice on who to pick on his £2 4 team accumulator for his end of season champions. I picked Man Utd, Sunderland, Fulham and I couldn't make my mind up between Brentford and Cambridge. So I had the top 3 divisions sorted and he took Brentford and I took Cambridge. Man Utd won it by a point when they beat Spurs 2-1. The mackems and Fulham absolutely pissed it. With 3 games to go Cambridge had 80 points and Brentford 76. All Cambridge needed were 5 points out of 9 to be mathematically certain. By the time it got to the last day of the season Brentford were on 82 and Cambridge who'd drawn and lost their previous two on 81. You couldn't have scripted it any better. Last game of the season me and Chris head to head Cambridge v Brentford. I still thought they'd do it with home advantage. I spent the entire day not talking to anyone just staring at teletext then it happened ............Cambridge 0 Brentford 1 Owusu 80, after spending months with the title in their hands they'd fucked it up and that's why I cheered when they went down a few years ago. The cunt that I'd pick the teams for though, he got £2,100 for his £2, and he said to me after we'd walked down to Ladbrokes, "Steve you picked these so I'm going to give you something but keep it doon in the office." I was expecting £200 I'd picked the cunts after all. 20 bastaad quid, 20 quid, I didn't say nowt apart from cheers, 20 fuckin quid. Anyway not put an accumulator on this season, but before a ball was kicked my nap of the season was Sunderland to win the Championship at 9/1, so I'll stay off backing champions for a while. One bet I will be investing in, partly due to the price, and that's Andy Johnson at 33/1 to finish top scorer, he should be lower than that, and I don't think Boro are unappealling at 14/1 to be relegated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Premiership Match Betting For The Season. Newcastle to finish higher than Spurs. 15/8 Everton to finish higher than Boro. 4/5 Blackburn to finisher higher than Bolton. 4/6 Charlton to finish higher than Reading. 8/13 Wigan to finish higher than Fulham. 4/5 West Ham to finish higher than Citeh. 1/1 10 pound accumulator. Fucking God knows why i picked us to finish above Spurs mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted August 17, 2006 Share Posted August 17, 2006 Premiership Match Betting For The Season. Newcastle to finish higher than Spurs. 15/8 Everton to finish higher than Boro. 4/5 Blackburn to finisher higher than Bolton. 4/6 Charlton to finish higher than Reading. 8/13 Wigan to finish higher than Fulham. 4/5 West Ham to finish higher than Citeh. 1/1 10 pound accumulator. Fucking God knows why i picked us to finish above Spurs mind. FUUUUUCK ME 4/5!!!! I think 1/5 would be the price if I was laying the odds. Rich cunts on here, BobbyShinton, stake your business on that mate, I'm telling you if you're wealthy enough to put 50 grand on that it really is rude not to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Pissed out in the pub last night my mate bet me £20 that Aston Villa will finish higher than Newcastle this season..stupid disillusioned Celtic fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Anyone put any bets on for the season? I've stuck a tenna on... Chelsea to win the Premiership Birmingham to win the Championship. Nottingham Forest to win League One. Swindon Town to win League Two. Gretna to win the Scottish First Division Morton to win the Scottish Second Division Stenhousemuir to win the Scottish Third Division PSV to win the Dutch League Barcelona to win La Liga Inter to win Serie A. Potential winnings = £71,173.77 ...and no doubt the obligatory 5 minutes on Sky Sports News where I tell them I'll get a Box with my winnings, and I'm cracking a bottle of champagne open with a couple of Nuts "models" on each arm. I have a feeling AFC Ajax will fuck your bet up. Some good picks though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Pissed out in the pub last night my mate bet me £20 that Aston Villa will finish higher than Newcastle this season..stupid disillusioned Celtic fans More chance of Celtic winning the Champions League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 I've got a pound a point on with a pompey fan over the season, but they get a six point headstart - also a pint a goal during the matches which we will hopefully be able to watch in the pub! Also got a pound a point on with a Blackburn fan. Last season had a tenner on with a mate that we'd finish above Bolton, halfway through the season he was calling me an idiot etc., etc. - very sweet when Bramble bagged against Chelsea! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavB93 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not really into betting so bare with me please, I fancy putting a similar bet on. Do you just get a blank sheet and write all them on or is there a special form you fill out. Do they just give you the odds there and then. Sorry for simply question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ChickenKiev Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 just put a quid on newcastle to win the league: 150/1 and toon to beat wigan 2-1, with first goal scorer Bramble: 100/1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online? Both. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online? Both. Right...so what would I do in the shop then? Never seen accumulator forms there or anything. Sorry to sound stupid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online? Both. Right...so what would I do in the shop then? Never seen accumulator forms there or anything. Sorry to sound stupid! You can either write them all down Ally mate on a slip and say who you want to be involved in the accumulator. Ie Gretna to win Scottish Division 1 Birmingham to win The Championship etc Or ask behind the counter the prices for them to win it and write it down from there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpal78 Posted August 18, 2006 Share Posted August 18, 2006 Not totally wised up on these accumulators, can you do them in the shop or just online? Both. Right...so what would I do in the shop then? Never seen accumulator forms there or anything. Sorry to sound stupid! Nah do it online, some sites (Betfair, Coral) gives you free 20 pounds bet too! I especially like Betfair, canny coz you can bet for and against, made about 200 quid during the world cup! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon_Crazy Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Lads heres a good bet for tomorrow, the odds are only 10/11 with boylesports, but the bet is for Arsenal to outscore Newcastle in thier individual games, surely that is a great bet!! Do it boys, make a few quid!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Lads heres a good bet for tomorrow, the odds are only 10/11 with boylesports, but the bet is for Arsenal to outscore Newcastle in thier individual games, surely that is a great bet!! Do it boys, make a few quid!! If O'Leary were still manager, I'd bet the fucking ranch on it.....but he's not. :| Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon_Crazy Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Lads heres a good bet for tomorrow, the odds are only 10/11 with boylesports, but the bet is for Arsenal to outscore Newcastle in thier individual games, surely that is a great bet!! Do it boys, make a few quid!! If O'Leary were still manager, I'd bet the fucking ranch on it.....but he's not. :| Yeah I know but they still will score a few at the their new stadium, and with us with a 5-4-1, they will outscore us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted August 19, 2006 Share Posted August 19, 2006 Just put on my first accumulator of the season Event info: Arsenal v Aston Villa Premiership Selection: Arsenal @ 2/7 Not Settled To Win Event info: Newcastle v Wigan Premiership Selection: Newcastle @ 4/6 Not Settled To Win Event info: Nottingham Forest v Brighton & Hove Albion League 1 Selection: Nottingham Forest @ 8/11 Not Settled To Win Event info: Gretna v Ross County Scottish Division One Selection: Gretna @ 4/11 Not Settled To Win Event info: Everton v Watford Premiership Selection: Everton @ 8/13 Not Settled To Win Event info: Cowdenbeath v Brechin City Scottish Division Two Selection: Cowdenbeath @ 4/6 Not Settled To Win Event info: Barnsley v Southampton Championship Selection: Southampton @ 11/8 Not Settled To Win Event info: Inverness Caledonian Thistle v Celtic (Setanta) Scottish Premier League Selection: Celtic @ 3/10 Not Settled To Win £5 , potential winnings >£200, dunno about Celtic though, Everton also. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Lads heres a good bet for tomorrow, the odds are only 10/11 with boylesports, but the bet is for Arsenal to outscore Newcastle in thier individual games, surely that is a great bet!! Do it boys, make a few quid!! Like a fish! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 My bet on saturday http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/8261/hulsedb7.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 My bet on saturday *picture of betting slip* I wouldn't do that if I were you. It would be relatively easy for someone to claim your winnings by filling in a lost receipt form based on the information sown on the slip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Put £2.50 on Emre to score first 2-0 toon tonight - 50-1 and £2 on Zog to score first 2-0 / 45-1. Worth a punt... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stjamestoon Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Yeah, ive just stuck a fiver shola first scored, got 4-1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted August 24, 2006 Share Posted August 24, 2006 Yeah, ive just stuck a fiver shola first scored, got 4-1 You'll be getting that refunded I would imagine, I thought he wasn't fit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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