Relegationometer

[Pata]

We are 3 points off relegation, when the hell should we be worried to go down?

I'm tired of hearing "we won't go down", "no chance" and bla bla bla while we f***ing keep losing every week.

We won't get any more away points till the end (I reckon we wouldn't beat Chesterfield away...) so we'd better win some home games or we WILL go down ffs.

 

I'm not worried, we need two wins at most and we're totally safe. Losing to Manchester City away doesn't change anything.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I've definitely got the fear again, but it's probably irrational. As people have said, chances are we'll get the couple of wins we need.

[Guest ItalianMagpie]

We are 3 points off relegation, when the hell should we be worried to go down?

I'm tired of hearing "we won't go down", "no chance" and bla bla bla while we f***ing keep losing every week.

We won't get any more away points till the end (I reckon we wouldn't beat Chesterfield away...) so we'd better win some home games or we WILL go down ffs.

 

I'm not worried, we need two wins at most and we're totally safe. Losing to Manchester City away doesn't change anything.

 

Probably not, but losing in that way and with that attitude is quite a reminder of how s*** we are.

Considering that we won't pick up any points on the road, we just have Fulham/mackems/Liverpool/Arsenal at SJP to grasp at least 7 points, and I'm f***ing worried.

[Interpolic]

It's incredible that Pardew's still making such a pig's ear of things when he was bought half a team in January like.

[Mick]

I'd be very confident if it wasn't for the Europa League. We've got our two most winnable games coming up, but they straddle the Benfica games. If we remain in the Europa League after Benfica, we'll really struggle to pick up points, given the opposition.

 

OK, Pardew. 

[NG32]

We are like a man who doesn't know whether to fart or go to the toilet.

 

Stayin on a 6.

[brummie]

We are 3 points off relegation, when the hell should we be worried to go down?

I'm tired of hearing "we won't go down", "no chance" and bla bla bla while we fucking keep losing every week.

We won't get any more away points till the end (I reckon we wouldn't beat Chesterfield away...) so we'd better win some home games or we WILL go down ffs.

 

Yeah, but look at the table, look how many sides are bunched on a small points difference.

 

The general standard in the PL this year is abysmal, there are lots of teams still at risk.

 

If you go down - and you won't - it won't be because of losing at Man City, a place almost everyone loses. Just win a couple of your more winnable games and you'll be fine.

[chicago_shearer]

The opportunity cost of two more full strength fixtures in that Europa tournament is looking very high.

[Yorkie]

I don't think we'll go down so 1.

 

Home form will see us right. Utterly deplorable domestic campaign all things considered.

[Varadi]

You can still get 20/1 on us with some of the bookies:

 

http://www.oddschecker.com/football/english/premier-league/relegation

 

Seems generous tbh - tempted to have a nibble at that!

[brummie]

I had Sunderland at 10s the other week. Look at their price now!

[OoOGazOoO]

Im not sure why, but I thought we were further clear of the relegation zone than we are. 3 points!!!

[Mike]

We are like a man who doesn't know whether to fart or go to the toilet.

 

Stayin on a 6.

 

What's the football equivalent of the "Let's see what we've got here" fart?

[cp40]

Im not sure why, but I thought we were further clear of the relegation zone than we are. 3 points!!!

 

 

its 3 points to teams with a game in hand-

[cubaricho]

I've definitely got the fear again, but it's probably irrational. As people have said, chances are we'll get the couple of wins we need.

 

I think the West Ham and QPR matches will make or break us.  I'd love to say we'd have it wrapped up by then already, but we probably won't.

[Incognito]

I've been as low as a 3 but I'm up to a 5 now. Still think we will be ok, but in spite of the manager not because of him.

[Guest bimpy474]

Lose to Fulham and we are in the biggest trouble possible.

[Ryan_Taylor]

Lose to Fulham and we are in the biggest trouble possible.

 

Yup

[cp40]

Lose to Fulham and we are in the biggest trouble possible.

 

Yup

 

 

I will shit myself inside out Derby weekend if we lose to fulham.

[David Icke - Son of God]

6/10.

 

I still think we've got one of the best run-ins of everyone down there, but the league table does look a bit dodgy this evening.

[Beren]

Think we'll be okay, but league table looks proper shite, and a freak result vs Fulham/Sunderland would be absolutely fucking horrifying.

 

Praying for no daft red cards/penalties/sitting on narrow leads/massive injury days for those matchdays.

[Interpolic]

Oh my fucking God, I've just looked at the league table.

 

Jesus, we need to start winning quickly.  Would have been a decent idea to give that a try today actually.

[Disco]

Just been having a deeks to see who has got who to play. Wigan v Villa on the last day. Woof!

[Incognito]

Think we'll be okay, but league table looks proper shite, and a freak result vs Fulham/Sunderland would be absolutely fucking horrifying.

 

Praying for no daft red cards/penalties/sitting on narrow leads/massive injury days for those matchdays.

 

Someone needs to overdose Pardew on industrial laxative on the next  2 Sundays.

[Interpolic]

People banking on a home win versus Sunderland is a bit of a concern for me like.  I think we'll beat them, but it could be any result given that it's a derby and neither team is playing particularly well.  It's hardly a home banker, could quite easily draw it IMO.