Monkeys Fist Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 8 minutes ago, LRD said: So what's the history of the forums and the forum wars, and how did NO come about? Would be interesting for the uninitiated. Way back in the mists of time there was a Great Forum, the forerunner of all forums, where all was good and pure. All was well, until the great Stand vs Sit To Wipe debate began, and a Rift shattered the Great Forum in to many sharts. The Sitters claimed they alone knew The Truth and The Way, The Standers couldn’t be bothered and went to look at boobs on MySpace. Eventually a peace descended and the two camps coexisted, until a little cunt called Quiff came along and threw a tantrum. If you’ve made it this far, you should know that none of the above is true, (except the bit about Quiff being a little cunt), and that Standing is The Way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 24, 2022 Share Posted January 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: Don’t mention Asprilla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Happy some of the old lot are back. Fantastic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 22 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Way back in the mists of time there was a Great Forum, the forerunner of all forums, where all was good and pure. All was well, until the great Stand vs Sit To Wipe debate began, and a Rift shattered the Great Forum in to many sharts. The Sitters claimed they alone knew The Truth and The Way, The Standers couldn’t be bothered and went to look at boobs on MySpace. Eventually a peace descended and the two camps coexisted, until a little cunt called Quiff came along and threw a tantrum. If you’ve made it this far, you should know that none of the above is true, (except the bit about Quiff being a little cunt), and that Standing is The Way. Standing is for dirty bastards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 5 minutes ago, Lazarus said: Standing is for dirty bastards Up you get then, you nipple-footed filth monger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Up you get then, you nipple-footed filth monger. Christ thats a blast from the past Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 4 hours ago, Dokko said: Wonder what the new intake numbers are like from today? @Yorkie you keeping count. 22 today. Similar to takeover day, ironically; though I'd probably define this moreso as an invasion than a takeover. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazarus Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 I prefer Incursion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Lazarus said: I prefer Incursion. Is that the shite Channel 5 copy of Inception? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Anyway, I prefer to think of us as refugees. Can someone get some talentless fame-whores to record a charity single for us, preferably of a much loved classic that sounds like it’s being throat-fucked by a deaf docker? Creep would be a good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: Anyway, I prefer to think of us as refugees. Can someone get some talentless fame-whores to record a charity single for us, preferably of a much loved classic that sounds like it’s being throat-fucked by a deaf docker? Creep would be a good one. I see yous like like when the dead came back to the village in the French drama "The Returned", its a bit strange, yous aren't zombies and no one knows why ? Welcome Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 29 minutes ago, Yorkie said: 22 today. Similar to takeover day, ironically; though I'd probably define this moreso as an invasion than a takeover. More like a case or mild Covid! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahoneys Tache Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 I was wondering if there was some former skunkers on here. I hope many of them DIAHF the horrible shits. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 hours ago, sammynb said: Wasn't Jimbo emoji the one that ended in blood? yes lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 hours ago, Detritus Bramble said: Space porn No comment lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 2 hours ago, midds said: Hew Jimbo, how's tricks chap? bit of a rollercoaster at the moment to be honest, I’m good though thanks mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 3 hours ago, midds said: Hew Jimbo, how's tricks chap? More to the point, is your TV working? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 13 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: More to the point, is your TV working? Can confirm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 11 hours ago, HTT II said: There’s secret forums within secret forums on here, like underground bases deep within the N.O core, most are members, this isn’t even where we post most. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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James Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 11 hours ago, HTT II said: There’s secret forums within secret forums on here, like underground bases deep within the N.O core, most are members, this isn’t even where we post most. I can confirm this, it goes as far as a forum for just me and HTT, it is called The Padded Cell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 Where am I going to go now if the forum goes down to ask if the forum has gone down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wykikitoon Posted January 25, 2022 Share Posted January 25, 2022 How the fuck can you sit and wipe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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