Joe1984 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 11 minutes ago, nufc123 said: Not as much chaos, but what are we better at then? Football. Erm, by one point! Woohoo! (for now anyway) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 minute ago, hakka said: or maybe turn it in to a limmerick. There once was Sir David, quite grand, With Jean-Claude, who lent him a hand. Omar joined the affair, With Wilcox to share, Their sports dream was perfectly planned. I'll try a genuine haiku: Dan Ashworth eternal gardener Tried to appoint Southgate to ManU job Now his spokes are broken Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 I don't think Mr. Wallace has fell that far yet. Lovely thread like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 46 minutes ago, GEFAFWISP said: Could spot he was a business wanker with nothing behind him the moment he did his first interview for us, hate that cunts like him manage to fall upwards and acquire massive gardens. Glad he's causing discord elsewhere and we rinsed Ratcliffe for it anarl. Tbf to him, if he only had a small garden he'd have nothing to do for 75% of the year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 4 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: I'll try a genuine haiku: Dan Ashworth eternal gardener Tried to appoint Southgate to ManU job Now his spokes are broken Ashworth craved the cash, Lost his job in one swift crash, Dreams reduced to ash. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 minute ago, mouldy_uk said: Ashworth craved the cash, Lost his job in one swift crash, Dreams reduced to ash. Beautiful haha Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 I hope his garden keeps getting Japanese Knotweed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erikse Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 (edited) The way he handled the whole saga when Man Utd came in for him should've been a massive red flag to them.. Their fans didn't seem to care about it at the time. Edited December 8 by Erikse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 4 minutes ago, El Prontonise said: I hope his garden keeps getting Japanese Knotweed. Wew, too far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Just now, Erikse said: The way he handled the whole saga when Man Utd came in for him should've been a massive red flag to them.. Their fans didn't seem to care about it at the time. 100%. Just makes it all the funnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Just now, Kid Icarus said: Wew, too far. I'm hoping that The Day of the Triffids has some basis in fact tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 How I missed all the HILARIOUS and original gardening jokes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 5 minutes ago, Conjo said: How I missed all the HILARIOUS and original gardening jokes Ok I’ll stop, no need to rake it in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 minute ago, mouldy_uk said: Ok I’ll stop, no need to rake it in Don't listen to him. He's making mulch of a mulchness Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Seems as though he's lead Man United DOWN THE GARDEN PATH!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Just now, Pilko said: Seems as though he's lead Man United DOWN THE GARDEN PATH!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Absolute chancer, fair play with how much free time and money he’s made for absolutely nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 23 minutes ago, mouldy_uk said: Ashworth craved the cash, Lost his job in one swift crash, Dreams reduced to ash. This feels like a better direction than the garden jokes but why restrict to a haiku? Dan Dan he was the Man Ratcliffe poached him for his plan thought he was well worth the punt turned out he was just a useless cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 37 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said: Reminder - for all the schadenfreude, this says fuck all about those at our club who appointed the gobshite in the first place. Radcliffe is a buffoon, but we need to ensure we aren't taken in by this type of wank again. I feel like he actually did work at Brighton and at least he decorated his office up here. He fucking left the motor idling in the parkingl ot with those cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 1 minute ago, Mike said: I feel like he actually did work at Brighton and at least he decorated his office up here. He fucking left the motor idling in the parkingl ot with those cunts. He just came across as an obvious chancer to me from day one. We looked gullible for taking in his 'spokes in the wheel' pish. I'm not all that upset that those who appointed him are not appointing his successors ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 class this and like clockwork... he's being thrown under the bus for every bad decision it's all Little Dans fault Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Surely Ten Hag wanted all those players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 Swear Zirkzee was tidy, smart business like two weeks ago. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Big River said: class this and like clockwork... he's being thrown under the bus for every bad decision it's all Little Dans fault He's a 'moneyball' wanker. It is all about stats pish instead of a real understanding of the game. Johann Cruyff once said he could shut his eyes and know if a player was great by the sound of the player's boot striking the ball. I remember reading Beckenbauer talking about not ever wanting to select a player who has to look down in order to visualise controlling the ball. Ashworth will no doubt have spreadsheets coming out of his arse. Ultimately, it is all meaningless if you don't know what you're looking at. Edited December 8 by TheBrownBottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumG6 Posted December 8 Share Posted December 8 The eye test remains king, and Zirkzee does not fucking pass it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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