Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

32 minutes ago, JT24 said:

This is the first leg. Leaving in a little over three hours. 

There will be people at the airport who will know if Isaks there or not

An interesting morning ahead with plots, subplots, sheer speculation & bedwetting all in abundance

Me & Adam P will have a round up of all the action including a potential sprint from Adam from check in to top of escalators

 

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

[Nucasol]

11 minutes ago, JT24 said:

This is the first leg. Leaving in a little over three hours. 

T-minus 3 hours 15 minutes until the bedwetting begins. 

[Nucasol]

2 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

There will be people at the airport who will know if Isaks there or not

An interesting morning ahead with plots, subplots, sheer speculation & bedwetting all in abundance

Me & Adam P will have a round up of all the action including a potential sprint from for Adam from check in to top of escalators

 

I’ll buy you a steak bake if you flat tyre the back of his ankle when he’s running.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, Nucasol said:

I’ll buy you a steak bake if you flat tyre the back of his ankle when he’s running.

Hes rapid you know, but al try 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Built for speed 

[r0cafella]

6 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

T-minus 3 hours 15 minutes until the bedwetting begins. 

You going to be relaxed if Isak isn't on the plane?

[GeordieT]

Given that Liverpool are in the Far East anyway, one would assume that him getting on the plane is not going to suppress rumours.

[et tu brute]

28 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

T-minus 3 hours 15 minutes until the bedwetting begins. 

Should know well before that as they have to check in 

[gbandit]

Got my mattress protector on

[Nucasol]

30 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

You going to be relaxed if Isak isn't on the plane?

I’ll be resigned to what comes next. If he’s on - great; if not, well we’ve had a month of pretty intense preparation speculation to get used to the fact that the powers that be do not want anyone outside the 3 red shirt clubs and Chelsea to have any legitimate top players.
 

They’ve tried every trick in the book, including using the collective power of the media to cajole and unsettle. I’d be massively fucked off if he was to end up at Liverpool. My loathing of them started with clogging up all the media roles (Hansen, Lawrenson) and plastics across the country. It ramped up with them getting Dietmar Hamman. This is next level.

[Tiotes Witch Doctor]

Look on the bright side if we do sell him paying 55 million for Wissa won't be an issue.

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by Tiotes Witch Doctor

[Ben]

If he wants to go just get on with it a move on 

[Shearergol]

2 minutes ago, Ben said:

If he wants to go just get on with it a move on 

 

[Menace]

Apparently has told Howe he's not feeling well so can't fly out. 

[Shearergol]

6 minutes ago, Menace said:

Apparently has told Howe he's not feeling well so can't fly out. 

Did he get his mum to write a letter?

[Nucasol]

5 minutes ago, Shearergol said:

Did he get his mum to write a letter?

“Poorly tummy”.

[1964]

He's got a nasty verucca 

[Nucasol]

Eddie’s caught Pearson trying to sneak on board

 

[Ben]

25 minutes ago, Shearergol said:

 

 

Darn Tootin 

[et tu brute]

I wouldn't be surprised if there are more media spys at the airport than folks going on actual holidays 

[KennyUtd]

It's just fkn boring now all this isn't it?

He stays...he goes.

Starting to feel less bothered by the day.

Richest club in the world but we're still Newcastle doing Newcastle things.

[Mazzy]

NOT IN THE SQUAD.

 

LOL

[Robbo2]

Not on the list to go to Asia...

 

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by Robbo2

[JT24]

Not travelling.

 

https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/travelling-squad-confirmed-for-asia-tour

[Elliottman]

He's not in the squad