Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Menace]

1 minute ago, r0cafella said:

So the bein Ben nickname he was given during our takeover was bang on ?

 

Aye his ties have always been to the middle east, so no idea how he's became some itk merchant all of a sudden.

[sushimonster85]

1 minute ago, kingxlnc said:

Openda is not enough of a replacemnet. 

Must be Sesko out of whoever is left top tier

 

Bring Guler in too

 

How is Sesko better than Openda? Openda's numbers for goals and assists for Leipzig are actually better than Sesko's. 

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, Pilko said:

Surprised how limp we've been here. Should have dragged the cunt kicking and screaming onto the flight or stopped his wages.

Eddie won’t want him disrupting the squad. Quite right too. Fuck him 

[Infinitely Content]

Wissa and Openda... yeah that's not going to be anywhere near good enough, both in terms of quality and to appease the fans. It has to be Sesko or an equivalent in stature/profile to recover any lost momentum.

[r0cafella]

And the timing of all this, I'm foaming because he's made the club look absolutely fucking stupid here. 

 

A few hours ago the club put out the excuse he's injured to save his face and not make him look like a cunt and instead his side goes and leaks that no, actually I want out. 

[GallowgatePigeon]

Isak owes us nothing, he is one of the best players in the world and deserves a club that matches those ambitions and crucially, has the capacity to compete, which we won't be able to build for years.

 

I hold no ill will against the guy. Yes, he's under contract and by rights should be with the team in Asia, but none of us complained when Gordon effectively went on strike at Everton to force a move here.

 

He's an elite athlete, his only loyalty is to his career and that's OK.

 

Having said that...anyone but Liverpool! (But it'll definitely be Liverpool)

[PauloGeordio]

Wouldn’t wear the coveted No9, GTF! 

[Emotic]

1 minute ago, The College Dropout said:

Also - nobody even wants to bid £50m for Guehi (yet).  He’s that level where top clubs won’t spend big money on him. Isak is that level. 

Hence all the deliberate "leaks" and agitation by the media and possibly his agent - we want a certain sum to consider a sale - "they" are attempting to lower that sum through unsettling the entire situation.

[Chris_R]

Just now, 1881 said:

Read somewhere, but can’t remember where, that Bruno’s contract has a clause that his salary should be largest or equal largest therefore if Isak’s was increased above Bruno’s then they would have to finance both their increases. Seems like a very bad clause to put in Bruno’s contract if it is true as he is not the best player at the club now and will not necessarily be in the future.

 

It wouldn't be impossible to say to Bruno "Can we make an exception here? We'll give you another X/week but we need to give Isak a lot more and we can only do that if you waive this clause, otherwise we have to sell him".

 

Would be sensible for Bruno to then allow the exception, and he seems the type to do it. He'd rather play in a Newcastle team with Isak than without him.

[Ste]

We're going to become part of the dogleash meme FUCK

[Menace]

1 minute ago, r0cafella said:

And the timing of all this, I'm foaming because he's made the club look absolutely fucking stupid here. 

 

A few hours ago the club put out the excuse he's injured to save his face and not make him look like a cunt and instead his side goes and leaks that no, actually I want out. 

 

To think some on here genuinely thought it was injury related 

[JT24]

Players will always come and go. Isak will be one of the very best to have played for us.

 

Have to give them an elite environment to support their journey. Falling short on this currently, please sort it out PIF.

[Infinitely Content]

Just now, sushimonster85 said:

 

How is Sesko better than Openda? Openda's numbers for goals and assists for Leipzig are actually better than Sesko's. 

There's obviously a reason why Sesko at 22 has been courted by Europe's top clubs for years now. Clearly he's the player with much higher potential. Also he's a 6'5 giant, Eddie doesn't want no Openda and Wissa midget strike force surely.

[Pearljam10]

Never a summer without a rat

[Mahoneys Tache]

21 minutes ago, gallowghoul said:

 

this is why fans dont own successful football clubs - it's roy of the rovers stufff

It’s also why football is fucked. 

[r0cafella]

Just now, Menace said:

 

To think some on here genuinely thought it was injury related 

To be fair, he always gave the impression he was a top pro and not a cunt. Unfortunately those of us who believed this were wrong (myself included) the fact he's showing his ass this much just goes to show how much he wants to go. 

[Mahoneys Tache]

At least the cricket is perking up. 

[janpawel]

Everyone saying Sesko, didn't Arsenal walk away because his transfer cost + wages were too high? 

 

And that's a cartel club 

 

We've shown we won't bid above the market value of players / pay them craxy wages 

[sushimonster85]

1 minute ago, Infinitely Content said:

Eddie doesn't want no Openda and Wissa midget strike force surely

 

Isak and Wilson, two players known for their... height?

[Taylor Swift]

Players don’t owe clubs anything. Likewise, clubs don’t owe players anything. 
 

Isak was excellent for us. He was clutch, played through injuries and will now fetch a very high fee. 
 

Time to look forward. 

[gallowghoul]

1 minute ago, Mahoneys Tache said:

It’s also why football is fucked. 

 

100000000000%%%%%

 

Couldnt agree more 

[Sibierski]

For all of the talk of Liverpool interested, surprised they haven't got terms agreed yet with Isak. Like is the £300k even too much for them? Can move on Diaz etc. all they want for funds, but their wage bill will be shooting up this summer.

 

Salah / VVD on big new deals. Wirtz on a mega deal, Etitike on similar, then Isak would take just those three close to £1m pw.

 

Quansah and Kelleher would be neglible wages gone. TAA the only big one off the books. Diaz/Elliot would be like £100k between them. Transfer funds is one thing, wages are another when you are making multiple high end signings. Doesn't leave much wiggle room for future seasons.

[Infinitely Content]

Just now, sushimonster85 said:

 

Isak and Wilson, two players known for their... height?

Isak is 6'4, so aye.

[r0cafella]

1 minute ago, Taylor Swift said:

Players don’t owe clubs anything. Likewise, clubs don’t owe players anything. 
 

Isak was excellent for us. He was clutch, played through injuries and will now fetch a very high fee. 
 

Time to look forward. 

Did he? I'm starting to question it all tbh. Many a time last season he started out fine and then the slow strut began in the second half? 

 

Maybe he's just an unprofessional lazy cunt?

 

 

Edited July 24, 2025 by r0cafella

[Sibierski]

If he travelled, he could've joined up with Liverpool in Asia too.