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NG32

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14 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

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Not sure about that but i'd heard he had been taking growth meds which arent on the approved medication,  he has tested positive for them and now faces a ban.  I was told this by a pissed bloke at a wedding.  Rings true 

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6 minutes ago, NG32 said:

Not sure about that but i'd heard he had been taking growth meds which arent on the approved medication,  he has tested positive for them and now faces a ban.  I was told this by a pissed bloke at a wedding.  Rings true 

 

They're not working very well.  Seen better legs on a chicken. 

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11 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

 

I could buy the growth meds story if he hadn't been hauled off at half time leading to this lay off


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Footage emerging of Slot getting told the news in the first half of that game.

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KennyUtd

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1 hour ago, NG32 said:

There's a rumour going about that he has failed a "test" and Liverpool are using the groin issue as a reason for his temp ban. 

Aye, The Cunt Test. He scored very poorly. Or is it highly? 🤨 

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If he failed a test it would be all over the shop, they make examples of players as a deterrent to other players.

 

Remember when Rio was trying to get around being tested as he’d been naughty.. wasn’t performance enhancing as he did the test a week or two later and nothing showed up.

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11 minutes ago, Lucky said:

If he failed a test it would be all over the shop, they make examples of players as a deterrent to other players.

 

Remember when Rio was trying to get around being tested as he’d been naughty.. wasn’t performance enhancing as he did the test a week or two later and nothing showed up.

They dont, they keep it hush. 

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bobbydazzla

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39 minutes ago, Lucky said:

If he failed a test it would be all over the shop, they make examples of players as a deterrent to other players.

 

Remember when Rio was trying to get around being tested as he’d been naughty.. wasn’t performance enhancing as he did the test a week or two later and nothing showed up.

 

From the Beeb about when Mudryk got popped for doping this time last year:

 

Mudryk's abscence for five Chelsea matches was explained as illness by the club, who later confirmed that an "adverse finding in a routine urine test" was reported to them by the FA.

 

 

 

 

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Just now, bobbydazzla said:

 

He's been charged but hasn't been banned yet. And he hasn't been able to play or train for Chelsea since he failed the doping test 12 months ago.

So shouldn't the same be put too isak if it is true. 

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49 minutes ago, Lucky said:

If he failed a test it would be all over the shop, they make examples of players as a deterrent to other players.

 

Remember when Rio was trying to get around being tested as he’d been naughty.. wasn’t performance enhancing as he did the test a week or two later and nothing showed up.

 

Seems like @halftimehoax on Instagram has caught a few here. The account posted a (spoof) video that Rat Boy had been done for doping. Assume this is where these rumours have escalated from. 

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bobbydazzla

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31 minutes ago, andycap said:

So shouldn't the same be put too isak if it is true. 

 

Well aye, if he actually got popped for doping.

 

But I don't reckon Isak got popped for doping at half time in Frankfurt and I do reckon the rumours about him being popped for doping are just lolz for social media bantz.

 

 

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RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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1 hour ago, NG32 said:

Not sure about that but i'd heard he had been taking growth meds which arent on the approved medication,  he has tested positive for them and now faces a ban.  I was told this by a pissed bloke at a wedding.  Rings true 

Big Frank Chippa reporting he's been caught in a love triangle involving Sarah Millican & Game of throw-ins actor Amyl nitrate

 

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35 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

 

Well aye, if he actually got popped for doping.

 

But I don't reckon Isak got popped for doping at half time in Frankfurt and I do reckon the rumours about him being popped for doping are just lolz for social media bantz.

 

 

 

If he has been done for doping it’s more than likely traces of rodenticide….greedy bastard.

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6 minutes ago, joeyt said:

You'll never walk alone

 

Unless you leave us obviously

 

 

 

And yet our fanbase is claimed by them to be "classless and sad" and should "give it up" with our bitterness towards Isak - another case of the always offended and never ashamed mob striking again [emoji38]

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Fak said:

 

Seems like @halftimehoax on Instagram has caught a few here. The account posted a (spoof) video that Rat Boy had been done for doping. Assume this is where these rumours have escalated from. 

 

Can you delete the history from the computer? We probably should.

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