Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Dummet certainly takes the biscuit tonight with a big shotgun aimed at the foot. Was thinking of past times when our own players shot us in the foot. Nick Pope with that stupid handball springs to mind which left us keeperless for the cup final. Going back have you got memories of players that needlessly cocked the job up for reasons best known to themselves.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Bellamy v Inter at home punching Materazzi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sufi Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Terrymac1966 said: Dummet certainly takes the biscuit tonight with a big shotgun aimed at the foot. Was thinking of past times when our own players shot us in the foot. Nick Pope with that stupid handball springs to mind which left us keeperless for the cup final. Going back have you got memories of players that needlessly cocked the job up for reasons best known to themselves.... Titus Bramble ruined my teenage years. We’ve had some dark periods but bramble boumsong would do some of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen. There used to be a compilation of his own goals online ages ago. Made Harry Maguire look like Maldini. Edited April 2 by Sufi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Forgot about that...Dyer v Bowyer was an all time low 🤕 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just now, Terrymac1966 said: Forgot about that...Dyer v Bowyer was an all time low 🤕 Just about to post this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, Sufi said: Titus Bramble ruined my teenage years. We’ve had some dark periods but bramble boumsong would do some of the most ridiculous things I’ve seen. There used to be a compilation of his own goals online ages ago. Made Harry Maguire look like Maldini. Andy Obrien was almost an upgrade back then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 We already have a Titus Bramble thread. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Jenas handball at Highbury near the start of the 03/04 season. Think it was 2-2 at the time and he inexplicably stuck his hand up and gave them the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sufi Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Terrymac1966 said: Andy Obrien was almost an upgrade back then Remember refreshing newsnow.com 1,000 times per transfer window praying for us to sign Matthew Upson 😆 I think we ended up settling on Oguchi “Gooch” Onyewu. God heard our cries and sent us the Saudis Edited April 2 by Sufi Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Why was he called goldfish boy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 I can't actually remember what Ciaran Clark did wrong, although he always comes to mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just now, Terrymac1966 said: Why was he called goldfish boy? Said living up here was like living in a goldfish bowl, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Just now, OpenC said: I can't actually remember what Ciaran Clark did wrong, although he always comes to mind Got sent off very early into a must win game v. Norwich at home. We ended up drawing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 He did something crazy towards the end of his NUFC career....I was there and cant remember what happened Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 (edited) Stevie Taylor has this sewn up. That time when he dived full length and punched the ball clear. And the sniper against Villa. Edited April 2 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 2 minutes ago, OpenC said: I can't actually remember what Ciaran Clark did wrong, although he always comes to mind 1 minute ago, toon25 said: Got sent off very early into a must win game v. Norwich at home. We ended up drawing. This....absolutely crazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrymac1966 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 1 minute ago, Sima said: Stevie Taylor has this sewn up. Mr Newcastle himself 🤣🤣🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 When he had a fight on the pitch in a friendly on a tour to Saudi then had to apologise Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Drawing at Arsenal and a clearly injured Danny Simpson going up to take an attacking throw in, Arsenal break on the side he couldn't run back to. Thick as mince stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Ask me tomorra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 I'm going to add a happy one - Steve Walsh's bizarre tackle / backpass OG, Leicester away final day of the 91/92 season. It sent me and my cousins crackers in my granddad's kitchen - he jumped and smashed the radio by knocking it off the table (or he broke the wireless in the scullery, as he would have said). Had to scramble into the living room to check on Grandstand that the game had ended. I know we didn't need a winner it turned out, but we didn't know that then ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Shay Given and the Dion Dublin gaffe! 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 Ketsbaia stripping off and kicking the crap out of the advertising boards after scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 3 hours ago, Joe1984 said: Shay Given and the Dion Dublin gaffe! 🤣 Birth of my favourite football joke! Well that and why does Cantona (the crooner…) wear his collar up? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted April 3 Share Posted April 3 (edited) 3 hours ago, Joe1984 said: Shay Given and the Dion Dublin gaffe! 🤣 I was there that day! Rob Lee howitzer with a couple of mins left, too edit: what should have been an enjoyably mad game was ruined by a lot of racist chanting from the Newcastle end. ‘Town full of p***s’. Fucking abysmal Edited April 3 by TheBrownBottle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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