Group E: Curacao, Ecuador, Germany, Ivory Coast

[La Parka]

Absolutely class. Germany look wank defensively. Big gaps behind the fullbacks. Typical fraudesliga

 

 

Edited 9 hours ago by La Parka

[Kanj]

If you watched any of German football you knew this was coming 

[leffe186]

2 minutes ago, samptime29 said:

Celebrated that like an important toon goal lol

Yeah I jumped up and shouted here . It’s World Cup time, boys.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Damn drinks break at the wrong time for Curacao's momentum

[La Parka]

Just now, leffe186 said:

Yeah I jumped up and shouted here . It’s World Cup time, boys.

Heard a few other voices on my street cheering. 😂 

[Fak]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

 

Woltemade blocks it with his chest, skips past 6 or 7, nutmegs the keeper and gets down on his knees and heads it on the goal line.

 

And misses

[Kanj]

Just now, KaKa said:

This Nagelsmann is another one of these possession perverts. 

 

Slow, boring, passive play, messing around with the ball in defence and midfield.

 

Should be piling so much more pressure on these guys 

also a real lack of shape and positional discipline. He wasn’t like this prior to Bayern or germany

[McDog]

1 minute ago, Fak said:

 

Woltemade blocks it with his chest, skips past 6 or 7, nutmegs the keeper and gets down on his knees and heads it on the goal line.

 

 

I had that exact same dream once.

 

although he forced an own goal.

 

 

Edited 9 hours ago by McDog

[KaKa]

1 minute ago, LionOfGosforth said:

That goal made me insanely happy good for them

 

But people will keep saying no more smaller nations and "rubbish" teams. 

 

It's a lot of fun when they hold their own and cause the more established nations and teams problems though.

[KaKa]

Just now, Kanj said:

also a real lack of shape and positional discipline. He wasn’t like this prior to Bayern or germany

 

It's ridiculous, honestly.

[Keefaz]

Deutschland look bloody awful going at the back 

[CallumG6]

Someone get Musiala’s face in the most punchable faces thread, cunt him.

[TBG]

German Chris Wood

[leffe186]

What is the dance the Curaçao fans are doing?

[Joe1984]

Just now, leffe186 said:

What is the dance the Curaçao fans are doing?

It's officially known as the 'we scored against Germany at a World Cup' dance.

[OoOGazOoO]

Soke cracking defending going on 

[Dr.Spaceman]

Urgh, die standardsituation specialists. So these are the Arsenal of the tournament then.

[KennyUtd]

Most of my life Germany have been excellent. This incarnation are fucking woeful and I'm here for it.

[OoOGazOoO]

Wonder if we will ever see Bacuna and Mateta on the same pitch.

 

Bacuna Mateta what a wonderful phraseeeeee

[Joe1984]

Just now, OoOGazOoO said:

Wonder if we will ever see Bacuna and Mateta on the same pitch.

 

Bacuna Mateta what a wonderful phraseeeeee

It means no more World Cups for the rest of your dayyyysss!

[KaKa]

Sane has his man one on one and can take him on the outside, but instead casually turns and passes it back into the crowded middle, only for the ball to be lofted out of play for a goal kick from there.

 

What is even the point of having wingers with this dumb approach 

 

 

Edited 9 hours ago by KaKa

[STM]

This fucking ref.

[Dr.Spaceman]

8 minutes ago, KaKa said:

This Nagelsmann is another one of these possession perverts. 

 

Slow, boring, passive play, messing around with the ball in defence and midfield.

 

Should be piling so much more pressure on these guys 

 

It's clear that they were/are hoping for Curacao to run out of steam at some point, which they likely will. I think they've done alright so far.

[OoOGazOoO]

This ref has got serious FOMO

[STM]

If Kimmich is RB hes too narrow. If hes playing CM hes too deep.

 

Let your CBs do their job and recieve the ball between the lines.