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I have chicken at least once a day :lol: it's amazing.

 

I love a bit of steak and do really enjoy it because I don't have it often but chicken is the daddy.

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Hanshithispantz

I love playing football in nandos me. Always play the role of Dickie Carvalho and trip the waiters when no-one is looking.

 

If you'd read my post you'd realise why it's in here.

 

It's the cult that travels among all footballers and onto their twitter accounts that is the pet hate. The place and food is distinctly average which compounds this.

 

I did read it. Calm down dear.

 

It's alreet then.

 

Chicken is like the only meat there is.

 

Chicken is bland. The worst of the major meats when not used creatively.

this times *infinite sign*. (I dont know how to do an infinate sign like so that will have to do)
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RupertCommunicator

Steak is king like.

 

Steak rules all.

 

Steak is for men.  Chicken is for not men.  I had a BBQ today.  Iam rawr. :)

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When a manager or player says "the players  has been buzzing this week in training  "    FFS you have won a game after a 6 game losing streak and you will lose the next one .

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Steak is king like.

 

Steak rules all.

 

You were in the chicken club a minute ago, f***ing turncoat!

 

No I wasn't :lol:

 

I simply stated that everywhere you look, it's chicken. If you don't like it, you might as well be vegan :razz:

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Last time I was up for a game someone nearly glassed me :lol:

 

In the Strawberry?

 

Nah, he sat in Carroll's seat in the dressing room.

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RupertCommunicator

Last time I was up for a game someone nearly glassed me :lol:

 

In the Strawberry?

 

Nah, he sat in Carroll's seat in the dressing room.

 

Broken jaw?  Are you Saylor?  If so, fuck off you fucking cunt!

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RupertCommunicator

Last time I was up for a game someone nearly glassed me :lol:

 

In the Strawberry?

 

In Gotham Town.

 

Batman knocked you out?!

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When you watch compilations of football players on youtube and people post "WELCOME TO...(INSERT TEAM)" afer rumours surface that that player is on the club's radar

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When you watch compilations of football players on youtube and people post "WELCOME TO...(INSERT TEAM)" afer rumours surface that that player is on the club's radar

 

Aye. :thup:

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When players fall over and then cling onto the ball trying to force the referee to give a freekick to them. Jonas and Shola are culprits of this

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Players that have so much strapping or tape on their socks that it makes them look as if they have white of half white socks on when that isn't the colour of the kit.

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