geordiesteve710 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 FA Cup 3rd round not concluding til Tuesday night, s**** craic. Fucking diabolical tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 when the referees and linesmen have a word and cover up their mouths, so the peasants can`t lipread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Stand up if you love the darts" It's f***ing autistic. God damn people drinking and having fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Stand up if you love the darts" It's fucking autistic. Bit shan considering most of the people there are probably disabled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 "Stand up if you love the darts" It's fucking autistic. Bit shan considering most of the people there are probably disabled. And mostly mentally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ian W there, describing the intricacies of my joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Soz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 You will be soz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 It must have been said dozens of times in here but music when people score... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 8, 2015 Share Posted January 8, 2015 It must have been said dozens of times in here but music when people score... Yep, awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 "Sizzoko" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 17, 2015 Share Posted January 17, 2015 Shane Long. Just a horrid little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Sure they've been mentioned. But: "He's hit that too well." That Scottish commentator said this about Gouffran's shot on Saturday, that went straight at Forster. What does it even mean? It gets said whenever anyone gets a clean connection and it doesn't go in? "Well if it's not a penalty, he should be booked for diving." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Those are both Andy Townsend mainstays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 One that is mainly used by lower league cloggers. The type I play against, so my shitty level "I'VE GOT THE BALL REF" Usually after scything through someone from behind to get half a stud on the ball. Or double footing someone at about waist height and hitting the ball during the challenge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Those are both Andy Townsend mainstays. Aye, "eezit dat TOO WELL if anyfin" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 'better' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Those are both Andy Townsend mainstays. Aye, "eezit dat TOO WELL if anyfin" I'm sure I read somewhere ITV are dropping him from their football coverage. I'm hoping I didn't just dream that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Nope, hes left ITV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The amount of romanticising currently going on about Cantona's kung fu kick. A player for any other club and it would rightly be condemned and frowned at. Can't be upsetting the hoards of gloryhunters though, so it's now treated reverently as some sort of glorious/nostalgic moment of eccentricity and passion. He tried to kick a fan in the head for fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Shame he didn't do a better job of it, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Shame he didn't do a better job of it, too. Agree! I love watching the Videos of 'that' Kick.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 The amount of romanticising currently going on about Cantona's kung fu kick. A player for any other club and it would rightly be condemned and frowned at. Can't be upsetting the hoards of gloryhunters though, so it's now treated reverently as some sort of glorious/nostalgic moment of eccentricity and passion. He tried to kick a fan in the head for f***s sake. There's videos going round of all his horrendous tackles as a collage, that people seem to think is brilliant and hilarious. I don't get it? He was a filthy cunt, that happened to be a great player. So people seem to think his challenges are somehow funny? It's similar to Paul Scholes "oh you naughty boy Mr.Scholes, hahaha, he never could time a tackle". Usually after ploughing into someone that would have usually have commentators shouting for a red. Speaking of bad tackles. I think I have probably mentioned this about 10 times on here. But the "if you did that on the street, you'd get done for assault" line winds me up far more than it should. The situation is never comparable. When would you be double footing someone outside Ladbrokes or elbowing a Big Issue seller going for a header? Such a pointless cliché, where the situations are never comparable. I think when acts of violence, bad tackles etc happen on the field of play in a competitive, contact sport. There should be more leniency to a degree anyway. I'm not sure, but from a legal point of view. I'm assuming there is? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If he'd got the ban he should have, ie at least a year, we'd have had different champions 95-96 season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If he'd got the ban he should have, ie at least a year, we'd have had different champions 95-96 season. Fucking ridiculous how many 1-0 wins they seemed to get due to Cantona and Schmeichel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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