What Could have been ..............

[Guest Gemmill]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

[Guest Invicta_Toon]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

[BottledDog]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

You deserve a mauling. Putting yourself above the team, the club, the city. Utter selfishness.

 

Gemmil's disappointed in you, and, quite rightly, is not the only one.

[Guest Gemmill]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

Jesus, you're actually claiming a victory here aren't you?  Is there a decent blushing smiley on here?

[Nobby]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

Jesus, you're actually claiming a victory here aren't you?  Is there a decent blushing smiley on here?

 

gemmil thinks he wins at everything 

[skryp2nit3]

To be honest I hate Chelsea with a passion but still has a lot of time and respect for Mourinho, for what he has done with Porto and now Chelsea. A great manager really, protects his players and knows how to set up a winning side. More than can be said for Glenn.

[brummie]

To be honest I hate Chelsea with a passion but still has a lot of time and respect for Mourinho, for what he has done with Porto and now Chelsea. A great manager really, protects his players and knows how to set up a winning side. More than can be said for Glenn.

 

I don't like the way Chelsea play. Actually, let me rephrase that, I think they could play better football with the players they have.

 

I find Mourinho entertaining, and football in the wider sense will be worse off if he goes abroad. What I do find funny is when people go on about Mourinho being an unpleasant ungracious git, whilst at the same time lauding Wenger as some sort of messianic presence in the British game, overlooking the fact that he is a far more ungracious, worse loser than Mourinho ever was.

[Guest eyeball_tickler]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a c*** like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

"an easy shot" "is beaten"

 

get a job.

[Guest Invicta_Toon]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a c*** like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

"an easy shot" "is beaten"

 

get a job.

 

I want one just like yours

 

what is it again? Trainee Asshole?

[BottledDog]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

Jesus, you're actually claiming a victory here aren't you?  Is there a decent blushing smiley on here?

 

gemmil thinks he wins at everything 

 

In certain respects Mourinho can bear a remarkable similarity to the outstanding (in the sense of personal achievement) and confident rise of Baroness Thatcher. Shot in the dark here, but peoples dislike of the guy might have more deep seated origins than they would care to let on.

 

Understandable, of course, but hardly a fair basis on which to judge a possible future manager of the club.

[Nobby]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a cunt like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

Jesus, you're actually claiming a victory here aren't you?  Is there a decent blushing smiley on here?

 

gemmil thinks he wins at everything 

 

In certain respects Mourinho can bear a remarkable similarity to the outstanding (in the sense of personal achievement) and confident rise of Baroness Thatcher. Shot in the dark here, but peoples dislike of the guy might have more deep seated origins than they would care to let on.

 

Understandable, of course, but hardly a fair basis on which to judge a possible future manager of the club.

 

haha defenately on the wind-up now

 

"similarity to the outstanding (in the sense of personal achievement) and confident rise of Baroness Thatcher" 

[Guest alex]

I quite like him but I've never thought of it like that (not a Thatcher fan btw). I'd say shot in the dark tbh

[Nobby]

i quite like him aswell, and i hate thatcher

[Guest eyeball_tickler]

So Vic, just to clarify, you're saying you actually wouldn't want Mourinho to manage Newcastle.  Correct?

 

yes

 

now proceed to maul me for my temerity in not wanting to be associated with a c*** like that if it means denial of the holy grail

 

 

although I did forget that you are shelling 600 a year, perhaps that colours your judgement

 

You could have stopped at "yes", you angry little munchkin.

 

I could, but it leaves you with an easy shot, whereas the munchkin jibe is another classic trademark gemms is beaten sign

 

"an easy shot" "is beaten"

 

get a job.

 

I want one just like yours

 

what is it again? Trainee Asshole?

 

thats abuse.

 

abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse, abuse.

[Superior Acuña]

OMG VIC BEING CONTRARY!

 

People hate them BECAUSE they win things, dipshit.

 

Personally I hate him because he's pathetic and immature.  I don't hate Ferguson or Benetiez.

[Dave]

OMG VIC BEING CONTRARY!

 

People hate them BECAUSE they win things, dipshit.

 

Personally I hate him because he's pathetic and immature.  I don't have Ferguson or Benetiez.

 

I have two Benítez. Swaps?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Chelsea are hated for a number of things

 

Jose's arrogance

Being cheaters and divers

Roman and his millions turning them from a normal sized club to the biggest in the world

Frank Lampard

 

We wouldn't of been hated with Jose here, even if we did go on to be succesful.

[Mick]

If anybody doesn't want Mourinho or the success that he might bring because we'd be hated then they are mad, I wouldn't give a shit if people hated us for it, being hated as a club hurts less than constant failure.

 

I'd have him here in an instant and wouldn't even think what others thought about it, bollocks to the lot of them.

 

[Guest alex]

I'd guess from the arguments Vic makes on here he's more arsed about being contrary and winding people up than seeing the club do well.

[Guest Gemmill]

I'd guess from the arguments Vic makes on here he's more arsed about being contrary and winding people up than seeing the club do well.

 

Tantrum's in the post tbh.  Expect to be sworn at when he sees this.

[Geordie Boot Boy]

Erm, we're pretty hated anyway.  Might as well be hated but successful/ not a laughing stock.

[Guest Invicta_Toon]

I'd guess from the arguments Vic makes on here he's more arsed about being contrary and winding people up than seeing the club do well.

 

you really can't imagine why someone would rather not win if it was with mourinho in charge can you?

 

amazing tbh