Guest Knightrider Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Nowt pisses me off more than the following: "Newcastle fans would rather win the FA Cup than the League" - Err, would we? I fucking wouldn't, would you? "Fans will forgive a player having a mare if they are trying their best" - This also gets trotted out in defence of poor performances, poor players and poor teams. Give me quality over blood, sweat and tears every day of the week. "Newcastle fans love their wide men/centre-forward's" - That's like saying we love to see our team pick up three points. Add any FA Cup myth/cliché to the list as well. What about you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Italian football is boring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kenton Magpie Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Bramble needs more time! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Newcastle fans don't mind letting five in as long as they score six. Utter dogdirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Carlton Palmer is white. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "These wonderful fans deserve a trophy." "Titus Bramble has all the attributes to be a top, top defender." ...are two the C5 commentators struggle to get through a game without. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Newcastle fans don't mind letting five in as long as they score six. Utter dogdirt. You reminded me of this classic: "Newcastle fans would rather win 4-3 than 1-0" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Carlton Palmer is white. Carlton Palmer is a footballer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "These wonderful fans deserve a trophy." "Titus Bramble has all the attributes to be a top, top defender." ...are two the C5 commentators struggle to get through a game without. How much does Joe Royle wank over Peter Ramage as well man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 White men can't jump Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 GeJon isn't from Turkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Newcastle is a big club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "Fans favourite Scott Parker" "Newcastle fans only come from Newcastle" Jim White when we signed Michael Owen "Freddie Shepherd continues to be the most popular chairman in football" "Celtic/Rangers would easily win the Premiership within five years" "The English are running scared of the OF" "Man City have the most fans in Manchester" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantu Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "They love their number 9's at Newcastle", normally trotted out by fucking Ant and Dec when they've been hauled in front of a camera to contribute to a Shearer wankfest program for Sky. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantu Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Jim White when we signed Michael Owen "Freddie Shepherd continues to be the most popular chairman in football" That's a classic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "To be fair to Freddy Shepherd, HE has put in a hell of a lot of money" - Err, rightio! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Newcastle are the 5th best Premiership club of the last decade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Antoine Sibierski is good in the air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 If he's tall he must be decent in the air. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Newcastle fans wanted Roeder to be manager Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "English fans get harshly treated in European games" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "English fans get harshly treated in European games" That's not a myth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "English fans get harshly treated in European games" That's not a myth. Well English clubs then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 "Newcastle fans would rather win the FA Cup than the League" "Fans will forgive a player having a mare if they are trying their best" "Newcastle fans love their wide men/centre-forward's" "Newcastle fans would rather win 4-3 than 1-0" I AGREE WITH ALL OF THE ABOVE edit: meaning i believe them to be true, not clichés Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Michael Chopra has proved Newcastle wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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