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Wasn't going to post this, as it was on the back of the Sunday Sport rendering it made-up crap, anyway it was claiming that we want Strachan in with the promise of 20m to spend if he comes.

 

No point in discussing how true this is, because its extremely likely that it isn't, just curious as to how many people would like him as boss.

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I'd have him for comedy value alone - his list of best quotes puts me in stitches! :lol:

 

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

 

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,

become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can

take it, yeah.

 

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I'd have him for comedy value alone - his list of best quotes puts me in stitches! :lol:

 

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

 

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home,

become an alcoholic and maybe! jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can

take it, yeah.

 

:lol:

 

I've resisted the urge all day, but here is the list I have - from a chain email called "The Genius of Gordon Strachan"

 

Reporter: Gordon, Do you think James Beattie deserves to be in the England squad?

Strachan: I don't care, I'm Scottish!

 

Reporter: "Gordon, can we have a quick word please?"

Strachan: "Velocity" [walks off]

 

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?

Strachan: No. I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "No, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless."

 

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?

Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the Coventry one, that's for sure.

 

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?

Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

 

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?

Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

 

Reporter: Gordon, Agustin Delgado? (after Delgado went AWOL)

Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yoghurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Agustin Delgado.

 

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?

Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

 

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?

Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

 

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?

Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

 

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?

Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

 

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?

Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

 

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there

 

* "He [Alex Ferguson] used to play tapes of Bill Shankly talking. I remember that and a singer he liked. I don't know who it was but it was crap. He played it on the team bus too and all the boys hated it. Until one night it got chucked away. If he's still wondering who threw that tape off the bus, it was me. So maybe he was right and I'm not to be trusted."

 

* "I used to drive home from Manchester United training along the M56 and there was a left turn for Wilmslow, where I lived, and a right turn for Hale, where Norman Whiteside, Paul McGrath and Bryan Robson lived. I used to say that it was left for under three pints a night and right for more than ten."

 

* "Society now is scary. It's a mess. Lack of fitness makes criminals of people."

 

* "Southampton is famous for three things - the Titanic, yachting and Matt Le Tissier."

 

* "After I left Coventry I'd pay my own way into matches and would wear big hats so no-one recognised me."

 

* "If a Frenchman goes on about seagulls, trawlers and sardines, he's called a philosopher. I'd just be called a short Scottish bum talking crap."

 

* "You have to remember that Agustin Delgado was virtually up against their youth team. I have never seen so much acne on a football pitch."

 

* ''I'm going home to get myself a Coca-Cola and a packet of crisps, sit in front of the TV and look at the league table on Teletext all night.''

 

* (After reports that the delectable Holly Valance was 'interested' in James Beattie) "She's not the only one - my missus is the same. I cannae ever sell him because the other players' wives, the manager's wife and the coach's wife will all be up in arms."

 

* "I just want to thank Mr and Mrs Beattie for what they did 25 years ago."

 

* ''Brad Friedel must have changed in a telephone box. I wouldn't be surprised if when he takes his shirt off there's a blue jersey with an 'S' underneath.''

 

* "The players have their own ideas about how the game should be won, but it won't be tolerated. I'll get less skilful players in who play the game the way I think it should be played."

 

* ''The ref said: 'If I make a mistake don't make me look an idiot.' I had a great reply lined up but it would have cost me a couple of quid.''

 

* ''If you want to kill the Indians you have to kill their chief and we didn't kill Shearer.''

 

* "I know nothing about tactics. I just get good players on the pitch who can run a bit."

 

* "It was minging" - On his side's performance at Bolton.

 

* "He's a big guy and to fall like that? My grandson wouldn't have fallen like that. I don't know how you face your mates after that. They say 'What did you contribute to the game?' and you say, 'Well, I fell like a big Jessie'" - After being asked to comment on Jardel's role in Michael Svensson's dismissal.

 

* "Football hasn't changed from day one in that if you show an ability to control and pass the ball there is a good chance you will prove to be a good team. We also looked very one-dimensional and I will have to find out why. That's all I'm saying - thanks for coming"

- The complete transcript of his post-match press conference following defeat to Man City in November.

 

 

* ''It's probably the Samaritans - they normally call around this time"

- After his mobile phone began ringing during a post-match interview.

 

 

* "You can't get near to the officials, it's easier to get to the Pope! If I'm in London next time and I get mugged, I hope the same amount of people turn up - there were six police officers, four stewards and a United Nations peace observer."

 

Genius indeed :lol:

 

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"You have to remember that Agustin Delgado was virtually up against their youth team. I have never seen so much acne on a football pitch."

 

 

the best one imo.

 

I prefer:

 

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there

 

But the man is a comedy genius :D

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I prefer:

 

Reporter: So, Gordon, in what areas do you think Middlesbrough were better than you today?

Strachan: What areas? Mainly that big green one out there

 

But the man is a comedy genius :D

 

Yup - that's the winner for me too, but the "Jardel is a Big Jessie" one is a very close second :lol:

 

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"You can't get near to the officials, it's easier to get to the Pope! If I'm in London next time and I get mugged, I hope the same amount of people turn up - there were six police officers, four stewards and a United Nations peace observer."

 

:lol: :lol:

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Theres alot of people Id like to see take over this club, Strachan isnt one of them, no better than Roeder at best. Good quotes for sure though, if you throw in Ian Holloway as assistand manager I might be interested.

 

We could lose all of the remaining fixtures this season and Roeder will stay on, he is here for until at least the first 6 games of next season.

 

 

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Apart from his comedy values, there are some positives about Strachan.

 

1. Proven at least premiership midtable standard

2. Give young players chances

 

I wouldn't particularly want him here but I won't mind him here either. Newcastle United under him won't regress that's for sure.

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Apart from his comedy values, there are some positives about Strachan.

 

1. Proven at least premiership midtable standard

2. Give young players chances

 

I wouldn't particularly want him here but I won't mind him here either. Newcastle United under him won't regress that's for sure.

 

you realise what our average position has been all season?

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Apart from his comedy values, there are some positives about Strachan.

 

1. Proven at least premiership midtable standard

2. Give young players chances

 

I wouldn't particularly want him here but I won't mind him here either. Newcastle United under him won't regress that's for sure.

 

you realise what our average position has been all season?

 

His point was exactly that. The fact that he probably couldnt do any worse.

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