Guest firetotheworks Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 and what if a player midfielder scores 15 goals a season but plays s*** in every game,as believe it or not scoring does not necessarily mean "played well" ? Lampard last season for example. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! I can't believe you worked that one out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 So if Viduka scores in the first half at Bolton then gets an injury that keeps him out for the rest of the season, we get to brag we've got a striker that scores 38 a season? Class! well...its if the first half, i'd go with the assumption that he'd do it again after the break, which leads to 76 a season. What if he scored in like the first minute and got injured in the process? That'd mean 3240 goals a season! I can't believe you worked that one out. 90*36, no great effort like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 41,040 goals a season!!! (Should have been 90*38 you eedjit ) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! you're forgetting it would take longer because after your team had scored the others would kick off,as such it would take longer than 2 secs to score each subsequent goal. i cannot fucking believe i am pissed enough to post that pile of shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! you're forgetting it would take longer because after your team had scored the others would kick off,as such it would take longer than 2 secs to score each subsequent goal. i cannot fucking believe i am pissed enough to post that pile of shite That doesn't matter though. He'd still have scored an avarage of one goal every two seconds for the entire season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Math's is fun, isn't it? Isn't Maths fun! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Math's is fun, isn't it? Isn't Maths fun! tis,till it becomes money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Reading this thread reminds me we have some spastics on this fourm! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Reading this thread reminds me we have some spastics on this fourm! name names Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I couldnK't possibDly say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can fuck off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Lol I think we took the argument a little too far lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Douga Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I'm not remotely excited about Smith, but he's miles more useful than Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer If theres one thing smith is, its a better and more effective player than Lee Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 He's very similar to Scott Parker but is more productive going forward. That will do me as I quite rated Parker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. WUM? I made it known countless times (way before you was even linked with smith) how much i hate smith as a footballer. Ive said how good your other signings have been but to call me a wum just because i dont rate Alan bloody smith is pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer If theres one thing smith is, its a better and more effective player than Lee Bowyer. Fact. Douga what are you on mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. WUM? I made it known countless times (way before you was even linked with smith) how much i hate smith as a footballer. Ive said how good your other signings have been but to call me a wum just because i dont rate Alan bloody smith is pathetic. Aye pathetic goal against Sampdoria today. If only we had Jermaine Jenas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. Doesn't work like that. It's all political. Put it this way, if the ten commandments were as flexible as the 'rules' here, a lot of very devout Christians would be rejoicing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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