Nobody Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Ok then, if he scores in the 5th second, injures himself in the process so he misses the season, that's a whopping 38,880 goals a season!!! It's not completely impossible to score in two seconds is it? Just run up and shoot, shouldn't take the ball more than two seconds to travel past the goalline, should it? If he managed that, it'd be 102600 goals per season! Must be some kind of record! you're forgetting it would take longer because after your team had scored the others would kick off,as such it would take longer than 2 secs to score each subsequent goal. i cannot fucking believe i am pissed enough to post that pile of shite That doesn't matter though. He'd still have scored an avarage of one goal every two seconds for the entire season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Math's is fun, isn't it? Isn't Maths fun! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2007 Share Posted August 4, 2007 Math's is fun, isn't it? Isn't Maths fun! tis,till it becomes money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Reading this thread reminds me we have some spastics on this fourm! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Reading this thread reminds me we have some spastics on this fourm! name names Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I couldnK't possibDly say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can fuck off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Lol I think we took the argument a little too far lads Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Douga Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 I'm not remotely excited about Smith, but he's miles more useful than Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer If theres one thing smith is, its a better and more effective player than Lee Bowyer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 He's very similar to Scott Parker but is more productive going forward. That will do me as I quite rated Parker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kingdawson Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. WUM? I made it known countless times (way before you was even linked with smith) how much i hate smith as a footballer. Ive said how good your other signings have been but to call me a wum just because i dont rate Alan bloody smith is pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer If theres one thing smith is, its a better and more effective player than Lee Bowyer. Fact. Douga what are you on mate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. WUM? I made it known countless times (way before you was even linked with smith) how much i hate smith as a footballer. Ive said how good your other signings have been but to call me a wum just because i dont rate Alan bloody smith is pathetic. Aye pathetic goal against Sampdoria today. If only we had Jermaine Jenas! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Verlaine Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. Doesn't work like that. It's all political. Put it this way, if the ten commandments were as flexible as the 'rules' here, a lot of very devout Christians would be rejoicing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio You're as bad as Newcastle fan trying to tell everyone Luque was a World beater after scoring 2 against Celtic. Smith was shit up front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio You're as bad as Newcastle fan trying to tell everyone Luque was a World beater after scoring 2 against Celtic. Smith was shit up front. All i said was and i stand by it. Improvement to the squad and showed it today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 MAny people moaned about lee bowyer for newcastle he adds a lot more bite and spine to the team i would say Alan Smith is a poor man's lee bowyer Does not run as much and is not as box to box as bowyer A poor mans lee Bowyer? ARE YOU ON CRACK? Lee was shite, beyond shite for us. Alan is far far far far far far far far far superior to that wanker, even if you don't rate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 If Vic gets banned for being a cock then KingDawson can f*** off for being a witless cockney prick who doesnt even know the centre of his own city never mind his arse from his elbow. Blatant WUM and deserves to be treated accordingly. Doesn't work like that. It's all political. Put it this way, if the ten commandments were as flexible as the 'rules' here, a lot of very devout Christians would be rejoicing. I love the concept of flexible rules. Apparently thats not oxymoronic either. KD adds nothing to this board, my campaign starts here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Bowyer was fucking quality at Leeds for a time, let's not forget that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio You're as bad as Newcastle fan trying to tell everyone Luque was a World beater after scoring 2 against Celtic. Smith was s*** up front. All i said was and i stand by it. Improvement to the squad and showed it today. Showed what exactly? He scored a goal and made a few wild tackles. Hardly an improvement, especially at £6 million, he'll have to do alot more than that before I start fawning over him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 Bowyer was fucking quality at Leeds for a time, let's not forget that. So was Smith. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 You've missed the point KD. Can i just say to you and Baggio You're as bad as Newcastle fan trying to tell everyone Luque was a World beater after scoring 2 against Celtic. Smith was s*** up front. All i said was and i stand by it. Improvement to the squad and showed it today. Showed what exactly? He scored a goal and made a few wild tackles. Hardly an improvement, especially at £6 million, he'll have to do alot more than that before I start fawning over him. I'm not fawning, i think he showed some good touches and control and added a lot to the game. He'll have to do it in the prem obviously but he produced the sort of performance today that i thought he could. Not brilliant but better than Parker in midfield and gives us options up front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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