Baggio Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Why would a top agent get in touch with Oliver? Supposedly to get his mobile number (Morts). Seriously?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokerprince2004 Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Yeah Oliver reckons its been on his mind all xmas, Lippi or Mourinho he reckons mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Seriously?! According to Oliver, so no. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oliver really has his head up his arse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 It's probably horse shit because I'm sure Mort would have done something if one of those came knocking on his door. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 It's probably horse shit because I'm sure Mort would have done something if one of those came knocking on his door. God i cant believe im saying this, but if it was Jose it was prob about taking over in the summer, due to that clause etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 If Oliver is lying about this then it will not go down too well at St James'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 If this is an outright lie then it will go down as the most outrageous one yet from Anal. Is the article on the net yet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 If this is an outright lie then it will go down as the most outrageous one yet from Anal. Is the article on the net yet? It doesn't appear to be online, he's probably hoping nobody reads it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 If this is an outright lie then it will go down as the most outrageous one yet from Anal. Is the article on the net yet? It doesn't appear to be online, he's probably hoping nobody reads it. Just searched for it myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Oliver really has his head up his arse Makes a change from Oliver having his head up Freddie's arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have another theory, AO is touting big names wanting the job so when we don't appoint said big bames, fans get pissed off with the board and MA who have backed Big Sam in refusing the cunt access to him and certain players. As ever AO has an agenda. The man's a prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5930/headuparsexv1.jpg Alan searches for another exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have another theory, AO is touting big names wanting the job so when we don't appoint said big names, fans get pissed off with the board and MA who have backed Big Sam in refusing the c*** access to him and certain players. As ever AO has an agenda. The man's a prick. Oliver could get sacked over this if it's a lie and Mort goes to the editor with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5930/headuparsexv1.jpg Alan searches for another exclusive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMonty Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/5930/headuparsexv1.jpg Alan searches for another exclusive. very , very funny :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knightrider Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have another theory, AO is touting big names wanting the job so when we don't appoint said big names, fans get pissed off with the board and MA who have backed Big Sam in refusing the c*** access to him and certain players. As ever AO has an agenda. The man's a prick. Oliver could get sacked over this if it's a lie and Mort goes to the editor with it. There is no way to prove it and I doubt Mort would lower himself to AO's snake like level. The man seriously is a shitbag. He and his paper have played as big a part in our failings as the likes of FS in my eyes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I have another theory, AO is touting big names wanting the job so when we don't appoint said big names, fans get pissed off with the board and MA who have backed Big Sam in refusing the c*** access to him and certain players. As ever AO has an agenda. The man's a prick. Oliver could get sacked over this if it's a lie and Mort goes to the editor with it. There is no way to prove it and I doubt Mort would lower himself to AO's snake like level. The man seriously is a shitbag. He and his paper have played as big a part in our failings as the likes of FS in my eyes. aye,righto Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where have people got this from anyway? Is it in the actual paper or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Where have people got this from anyway? Is it in the actual paper or something? Nothing online as yet, so it must be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 It's in the paper and under the heading "On the tail of secret agent." I might type it out if it doesn't come online and somebody begs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 It's in the paper and under the heading "On the tail of secret agent." I might type it out if it doesn't come online and somebody begs. Surely someone could save you the trouble and just scan it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here it is. On the tail of secret agent: There is never a dull moment where Newcastle United are concerned. At the moment Sam Allardyce is under fire from a good percentage of United fans but chairman Chris Mort insisted to me at Stamford Bridge that they were happy with their manager. That was on Saturday night. On Sunday night I received a phone call from someone who works for one of the biggest agents in the world. He wanted Chris Mort's mobile number. On Monday the aforesaid top guy's representative contacted the United chairman who reported what he had told me at Chelsea. But then Chris Mort was suddenly given the name of someone who would like to manage Newcastle United. And I am told it nearly blew the chairman's socks off. I know the name of the top agent and his colleague who contacted me. But not the name of the would-be United manager. That has not stopped me wondering about it. The top man in question is friends with the Jose Mourinho camp. So has Jose been touted as Newcastle manager? Or Marcello Lippi, who is currently out of work? All I can say is watch this space. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonMonty Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Here it is. On the tail of secret agent: There is never a dull moment where Newcastle United are concerned. At the moment Sam Allardyce is under fire from a good percentage of United fans but chairman Chris Mort insisted to me at Stamford Bridge that they were happy with their manager. That was on Saturday night. On Sunday night I received a phone call from someone who works for one of the biggest agents in the world. He wanted Chris Mort's mobile number. On Monday the aforesaid top guy's representative contacted the United chairman who reported what he had told me at Chelsea. But then Chris Mort was suddenly given the name of someone who would like to manage Newcastle United. And I am told it nearly blew the chairman's socks off. I know the name of the top agent and his colleague who contacted me. But not the name of the would-be United manager. That has not stopped me wondering about it. The top man in question is friends with the Jose Mourinho camp. So has Jose been touted as Newcastle manager? Or Marcello Lippi, who is currently out of work? All I can say is watch this space. That's from an eleven year old's creative writing class surely Thanks for typing it as it gave me a laugh and stopped me wasting 42p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jep Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 I keep picturing him as Sid Hudgens from the movie L.A. Confidential; "off the record, on the QT, and very hush hush!". Slippery twat. What happened to this thread, by the way? The OP has nothing to do with Anal anarl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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