Guest Geordie_krispy Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Is the best not Micheal bridges doing his knee in getting up from the toilet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triglett Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Allan Nielsen's daughter poked his eye out. David James has definitely done the remote one, too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Rio got injured reading a book or something, didn't he. Had his leg propped up on a table while reading and knacked his knee. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triglett Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Rio got injured reading a book or something, didn't he. Had his leg propped up on a table while reading and knacked his knee. Probably got a little too excited when the hungry caterpillar got to Monday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Rio got injured reading a book or something, didn't he. Had his leg propped up on a table while reading and knacked his knee. Probably got a little too excited when the hungry caterpillar got to Monday. Howay! Footballers are more intelligent than you give them credit for! Haven't you heard about the great Dyer vs Barton Austrian Chess Championship?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Didn't Ian Walker injure himself falling out of the loft? Edit: Think it was another keeper, maybe at Everton (his name escapes me, big ears) Richard Wright He also injured himself warming up at Stamford Bridge by falling onto a sign in the goulmouth telling him not to train there. Clown. Thats Richard Wright one was comedy gold. Hilarious Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Who was the keeper - Liverpool or Southampton, can't remember - who did his back in when his ironing board fell down and he instinctively tried to catch it? Ended his career iirc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Who injured their hand playing playstation? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Carlo Cudicini injured himself while walking his dog if i remember correctly. Yeah fredinand injured himself stretching for the remote control. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I remember some blokey in the Swiss league ripped half of his finger off after his wedding ringgot caught on top of a fence when he'd jumped into the crowd after scoring http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/4382/diogofingersg6.th.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dyer had that nasty gash when he ran into the advertising sign and I think his mysterious, "can't tell anyone injury" of the last couple years is truly strange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dyer had that nasty gash when he ran into the advertising sign and I think his mysterious, "can't tell anyone injury" of the last couple years is truly strange. Yeah that gash was rough. Skin flap of all skin flaps lol. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I'm sure I remember an English keeper dropping a jar of something on his foot, happened a while back. EDIT: It might have been Dave Beasant actually. Was it not a jar of salad cream mate ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 the mackem ones as mentioned earlier. Strange, yet also fucking hilarious. 1. they're mackems 2. they're stupid injuries 3. one happened to one of their supposed "star" players 4. it was during a season whereby they had just recorded a new low points tally. you really couldn't make the fucker up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Dyer had that nasty gash when he ran into the advertising sign and I think his mysterious, "can't tell anyone injury" of the last couple years is truly strange. <snipped. You can't even go there! libel-tastic> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 spoil sport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 spoil sport Sorry, but it's bang out of order coming out with shit like that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like I highly doubt Dyer would find them humorous tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like I highly doubt Dyer would find them humorous tbh. I'm sure he'd be giddy at the sight of his performance Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 It was meant to be humorous in relation to his well documented tape exploits, sorry for the bother like I highly doubt Dyer would find them humorous tbh. I'm sure he'd be giddy at the sight of his performance Just keep things like that off the forum, eh? Cheers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlos Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Duly noted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro111 Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Some keeper dropped a bottle of HP Sauce on his foot, think it was one of the England keepers in the late 90's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rothoman Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Think it was Zak Knight at Fulham who suffered a broken jaw larking around with his brother ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest unrealterrorist Posted August 8, 2007 Share Posted August 8, 2007 Roy Carolll got injuered picking the ball out of the net. I think it was Reo Ferdinand who got injured changing the channel. And I remember David James getting injured playing Tomb Raider or something like that. Yeah i remeber that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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